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kebab4you said:
Hard enough to sit through edited Phil, no way I can handle 44 minutes not edited. Anyone kind enough that could provide us with bullet points from the video?
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No problem hombre

- He snorts every 10 seconds
- He insults YouTube for not doing their job
- He tells people he hopes Twitch will pay him all the bills without YouTube if this keeps going
- YouTubes changes are bullshit and he dindu nuffin
- He virtue signals to the extreme by telling he's such a good guy from protecting other people by disabling the comments
- He coughs every 10 seconds
- He fats every 2 minutes
- He insults his viewers because fuck them

There. Didn't even have to watch the video myself.
 
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kebab4you said:
Hard enough to sit through edited Phil, no way I can handle 44 minutes not edited. Anyone kind enough that could provide us with bullet points from the video?
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He goes through like 16 pages of videos that got demonetized, looks at title and thumbnail and try to figure out why it happened.
Here are some examples from the video:
-Ass, it has ass in the title
-Sex, youtube does not like sex
-Gangbang, dont use gangbang even if you are a gangbanger
-Voyeur, here is the definite prove that youtube dont like this word.
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But half of the time...
-I dunno, skip
-I dont know, next.
 
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Shizuka said:
He goes through nineteen (could be less) pages of videos going through titles like inspector Burnell, then rants for about 5 minutes at the end. Nothing new.
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Yeah, I always wait for a Snort Burnell edit to watch videos like that, which exactly what I'm gonna do this time.

Also, he would only make $2,500 if every one of those views were on videos that were monetized AND ads played. Factoring in content ID claims, demonetization, ad block, smart phones, etc he gets WAY less than that.
 
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PieceofShet said:
He goes through like 16 pages of videos that got demonetized, looks at title and thumbnail and try to figure out why it happened.
Here are some examples:
-Ass, it has ass in the title
-Sex, youtube does not like sex
-Gangbang, dont use gangbang even if you are a gangbanger
-Voyeur, here is the definite prove that youtube dont like this word.
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But half of the time...
-I dunno, skip
-I dont know, next.
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Sounds like eye opening must watch information. Of course his commentary could never been the reason some of those videos he skipped over were marked. To find that out he would have to actually watch the video, or at least pull up the transcript, but even Phil does not want to watch that shit he floods Youtube with everyday. The sign of a true "kwality kahntent kreeator" is never watching a second of your own videos.
 
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BhilPurnell said:
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I don't think he realizes that paying bills and taxes is something every adult does.
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Phil dosent realize people other than himself have problems in general. If he did he wouldn't be constantly accusing his online opponents of winning due to lag or spend so long ranting about how the switch's controller is terrible and that's why he's bad at games.
 
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Pointandlaugh said:
Doesn't he have gamestop credit?
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But see, using it would require him to actually go to the store when he could be sleeping, eating, watching TV, playing mobile games, jerk off streaming instead.

FatNero said:
Okay.



But seriously the fuck are all those okays about?
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Phil says "Okay" a lot. Like A LOT.
Mocking it is funny.

Okay?
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Prime example of why DSP doesn't need a dedicated group opposing him for people to troll him.
The next coming weeks will be proof positive that his own mouth and actions indeed produce more detractors than that former cadre ever did.
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yeah, his ego got really bloated from the SOK fallout, and he's responding a lot more to trolls/detractors.
And as we all know, DSP is his biggest enemy.
 
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