DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BatChatillon]

It's 2017 and he is still around, when people were saying that his career would end in 2016. The decline is slow and painful, thanks to DSP enablist like KG, Sammy and Vidar, and many other betas. What we sure can say is that when Phil had the chance to become a bigger youtuber he took a few turns in the wrong direction and now he is stuck here, waiting for extinction.

 

[kebab4you]

More recently back in late 2016 DSP accidentally showed his '$3K lemon' desktop a couple times, here was the most recent during an October Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 stream:
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Now I'm curious what he has in that statements folders.

 

[neger psykolog]

He just claimed he was one of the best players in the world at the original marvel vs capcom.
Then backs it up by saying he got 5th place at some tournament.

Also got mad at people suggesting YouTube videos:

Yes, apparently this YouTube superstar doesn't watch YouTube.

• Spyro apparently won the Patreon's choice shit. Says that Mario Sunshine "technically did win the poll" but comes up with the same tired excuses about YouTube revenue bla bla bla
• Says he'll play Sunshine in January
• Past few days he's had issues with his computer screen and has changed it to his tv screen. Super exciting.
• "if you're doing video editing and stuff, it's really good to have two monitors"
• Says his monitors are "tournament level monitors" that he bought back in 2009
• The power is turning on/off a bunch
• "Shit this is not good"
• "I'm incredibly strapped right now financially"
• "The little bit of money I did amass myself, I bought a PS4 controller from Amazon because my old one was worn out"
• "I could just use one monitor, but that's gonna be tought"
• Whining about only having to use one monitor in case he uses his PC
• THE TRUE STORY about when he first moved in to the house:
  • It was empty
  • He would have to go to furniture stores to buy furniture
  • The first thing he did was buy a shitty tv and stand
  • He put it in his bedroom and used his PS2 as a DVD player
  • Then once the rest of his shit came, he stopped using it
  • 10/10 excitement, so glad we got to hear THE TRUE STORY
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  • (this story has taken like 20 minutes to get across)
  • Phil right now:
    
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• He's saying he could order a new monitor for $200 of Amazon but feels he should be spending his money on more important shit like bills because he doesn't wanna acrue any more debt.
• Says the next thing he is considering buying is a set of headphones to replace his broken ones (he claimed on a previous stream that he bought 3 sets of dumbass gamer headphones at the same time, and surprise surprise they're all shit)
• Patreon shit:
  • "there's 12 days left in September"
  • "we're way behind!"
  • "we're several hundred dollars behind!"
  • "if you want to see me dress up!"
  • "if you want to see fun stuff!"
  • "it's a double good thing, but we have to hit the funding goal, but I have to stick to my guns here!"
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• Mentions that its the last half day or so to use #charity on your cheers
• "If you are going to either cheer, sub or tip me"
  • "please tip me"
  • Doesn't seem to think people supporting his patreon relates to this at all.
• He didn't overdraw his bank account
• If he can get to October, says he will be good most likely "for the rest of the year"
• Quickly backtracked on that, and said he'll still need support in November.
• Answered some tip about deep throating (?) and said "for the record, I don't get deepthroated."
• He doesn't use conditioner in his hair. Says some shit about growing out his hair aftger he was laid off back in 2010.
• Says he knows that Dishonoured is a shit game and is boring to watch, but people watching can talk in chat with him (despite the fact he never reads chat, and when he does gets mad at people for asking questions)
  • He's ok with it because he wants to make his content more interactive
• Reacted to people commenting about his tissues on his computer screen and how he has two different kinds of porn on each monitor. Claims that "people are so immature!". "obviously I'm joking!!!". Phil's level of sarcasm is so bad, he actually has to state when he is joking and when he isn't.
• "Let's end this, I'm going to go blow my nose and then play the game. Enough of talking about this disgusting stuff"

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[Henry Wyatt]

Now I'm curious what he has in that statements folders.

ITS NOT MY FAULT IM BAD AT THIS GAME WOOWW

 

[James Smith]

Last time he was bitching about it and saying that supporting his Patreon and Twitch were two separate things and the chat didn't react well.

Didn't he say "If you just move your support from one place to another it doesn't help" or something like that?

• "The little bit of money I did amass myself, I bought a PS4 controller from Amazon because my old one was worn out"

Show me a business owner that throws things out and buys new stuff when it's got normal wear and tear, and I'll show you a business that is going to die.

 

[neger psykolog]

Didn't he say "If you just move your support from one place to another it doesn't help" or something like that?



Show me a business owner that throws things out and buys new stuff when it's got normal wear and tear, and I'll show you a business that is going to die.

Yes, he did say that.

He said he bought his screens back in 2009.
I think I've had like 4 or 5 different screens in that time, I'm sure he diverted the funds to a very useful purpose.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

the "secret nest of money" theory to some could be far fetched,

A have several issues with the nest of money theory. When was said nest of money acquired? 2011 - 2013? How big do people think it is? If he had a bunch of cash stashed away why did he rack up credit card debt on the move & the purchase of new furniture? Why not just pay cash? That townhouse cost $265k. 10% down would've been $26,300 & 20% would've been $53,000 plus closing costs & all that. That's where all the savings went. Not saying he doesn't have anything squirreled away, just saying it can't be very much.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

A have several issues with the nest of money theory. When was said nest of money acquired? 2011 - 2013? How big do people think it is? If he had a bunch of cash stashed away why did he rack up credit card debt on the move & the purchase of new furniture? Why not just pay cash? That townhouse cost $265k. 10% down would've been $26,300 & 20% would've been $53,000 plus closing costs & all that. That's where all the savings went. Not saying he doesn't have anything squirreled away, just saying it can't be very much.

Personally, I don't think that theory is true, but his parents supporting him is definitely a fact. We don't know how much they are supporting him though, outside of giving him money at specific dates like his birthday.

 

[Cubanodun]

It's 2017 and he is still around, when people were saying that his career would end in 2016. The decline is slow and painful, thanks to DSP enablist like KG, Sammy and Vidar, and many other betas. What we sure can say is that when Phil had the chance to become a bigger youtuber he took a few turns in the wrong direction and now he is stuck here, waiting for extinction.

He will survive, somehow he always do

 

[PL 879]

He just claimed he was one of the best players in the world at the original marvel vs capcom.
Then backs it up by saying he got 5th place at some tournament.
Also got mad at people suggesting YouTube videos:
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Yes, apparently this YouTube superstar doesn't watch YouTube.

Except he did state at the beginning of yesterday's stream that he just watched a couple of YouTube videos to try and get familiar with the combos involved in Dragon Ball FighterZ.

 

[BrunoMattei]

He just claimed he was one of the best players in the world at the original marvel vs capcom.
Then backs it up by saying he got 5th place at some tournament.

You guys don't need me to tell you but that is bullshit. There's no way he was one of the best at Marvel 1. Not with his bizarre Wolverine/Hulk team (Hulk is low tier and in Marvel 1 if you don't pick top tier you will get reckt). He probably got 5th at some no-name tournament which still isn't much of an accomplishment, let alone something to brag about 20 years later.

 

[neger psykolog]

He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

EDIT:
He just got a $5 tip asking what his favorite walkthrough was. He couldn't give a solid answer and said he's played so many games.

A guy who plays games for a living can't even name 2 or 3 video games that he really enjoyed.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Phil's vs Mixup, where Phil went 0-10 and lost $200

video with commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5WAKfwTTYw

No Commentary version

Edit: Video of Phil talking about how he paid for this move and how he brought everything in the house. Its all on credit.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

EDIT:
He just got a $5 tip asking what his favorite walkthrough was. He couldn't give a solid answer and said he's played so many games.

A guy who plays games for a living can't even name 2 or 3 video games that he really enjoyed.

How do his fans just blow past and ignore telling statements like these. He hates video games and his current situation in life and is just vomiting out this piss poor content because he doesn't know what else to do. He wants to go back to friends and fighting game tournaments that is why he keeps playing Street Fighter 2. Hell he probably blames Leanna for fucking some of that stuff up for him. She obviously did not like Rambo and how can he take her to tournaments where she will tell him he is sleeping on the sofa because he lost.

Phil thought he had it made and could go off to Washington, keep making his six figures, open his horrible restaurant, and when it failed he could fall back on Youtube. His tunnel vision, short sighted thinking led him here and he can't figure his way out.

 

[Keystone]

He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

Buying your own place and starting fresh like he did is usually a pretty high moment for most people. May not be the happiest moment per-se, but it's something you usually remember fondly. But alienating everyone close to you, making no new friends, staying inside all the time, and chasing off the one person who could put up with you probably puts a damper on that.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

Hey all those questions got in the way of playing video games mkay.

Phil thought he had it made and could go off to Washington, keep making his six figures, open his horrible restaurant, and when it failed he could fall back on Youtube.

So this restaurant he brings up every now and again...what do you think it would be called?

I see him not even giving a shit and just calling it Phil's Restaurant.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

You guys don't need me to tell you but that is bullshit. There's no way he was one of the best at Marvel 1. Not with his bizarre Wolverine/Hulk team (Hulk is low tier and in Marvel 1 if you don't pick top tier you will get reckt). He probably got 5th at some no-name tournament which still isn't much of an accomplishment, let alone something to brag about 20 years later.

I'm surprised he hasn't claimed that he was the best at Tekken 3 because he won a minor tourney.

 

[Near]

He got a 300 bit cheer that asked him the happiest moment of his life.
He then said he didn't have one and said he doesn't like to think about things in detail like that.

This is the same man that spent 20 fucking minutes explaining how a computer screen broke and he swapped it out.

This is a good example of Phil's bitterness. He's not happy, he tries to act like he is, and that he's carefree, but he's bitter as fuck.

EDIT:
He just got a $5 tip asking what his favorite walkthrough was. He couldn't give a solid answer and said he's played so many games.

A guy who plays games for a living can't even name 2 or 3 video games that he really enjoyed.

Look how sad i am! I would be a much happier person if people donated to my patreon, okay?
How much you wanna bet he's putting this sob story up for pity donations. Same with his sad face pics he takes.
It's become a natural defensive reflex for him to beg now after all.

 

[Lagombi_fan]

I'm surprised he hasn't claimed that he was the best at Tekken 3 because he won a minor tourney.

Honestly knowing his track record with Kazuya in Tekken 7, he would never have been able to beat a Tekken 3 Jin player at any skill level.

 

[The-Sock1]

Hey all those questions got in the way of playing video games mkay.



So this restaurant he brings up every now and again...what do you think it would be called?

I see him not even giving a shit and just calling it Phil's Restaurant.

Phil's Authentic Gout Pizzeria.