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For those wondering about how his big return went financially, it looks like he got ~$150 and 20 subs (3 gifted, all 20 at $4.99). Honestly a lot less than I was expecting. No idea what tips he did or didn't get since I didn't watch the stream. Should be interesting to see what happens tonight with Secret of Mana.
 
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So she slow cooked that brisket to put them in sliders? Is Phil gonna teach her how to make his sauce? Or will he constantly check on her to not fuck it up like he did with Leanna?
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
It actually looks fairly nice. By Phil's rock-bottom standards it's fucking Michelin star. Brisket isn't cheap though. I'm beginning to think Phil may not be being entirely truthful about his dire finances.

Also jfc the fucking endless MAH GRRFRIEND tweeting. No way on Earth was this man ever a hit with the ladies. Leanna was probably the first girl he talked to who he wasn't related to. Jesus nigga, be cool
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The only thing is that white bread. He's still never tried to cut down on that shit.
 
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A gf cooking meals is fine. What is disturbing is DSP is following same trend as before. Having a GF cook and instagraming it. This girl has been in his house 3 days and is already cooking meals for him and cleaning,
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That was part of the soulmaid agreement, okay? The rest can't be properly disclosed however, until he violates their NDA (which he no doubt will).

In all seriousness though, I wonder how many weeks of this shit it's going to take before she realizes she made a very big mistake. Then again, I also think any situation is like roses when you compare it to growing up in a home with your mother forcing exorcist LARPing sessions every night.
 
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AmericFront said:
The first meal from the soulmaid
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Well...That dinner does not look very impressive to me. Specially, if its her first time making something for him. Effort, Kat...? I dunno, but I have a feeling that Kat is not exactly keen on cooking and cleaning as our favourite gamer said so.
 
Beth said:
Well...That dinner does not look very impressive to me. Specially, if its her first time making something for him. Effort, Kat...? I dunno, but I have a feeling that Kat is not exactly keen on cooking and cleaning as our favourite gamer said so.
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LOL, chucked meat into a slow cooker.

Bread and pasta together? waaat. blasphemy.
Bread rolls are what you have for like quick picnic.
 
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glyntw said:
Bread rolls are what you have for like quick picnic.
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Nah they're just bread rolls. Its about as common to make sliders with them and put stuff like brisket or pulled meat in them as it is for people to breathe.

Mixing bread & pasta would be a valid criticism except its a pasta salad so I'm pretty sure it doesn't violate the Geneva convention.

Beth said:
Well...That dinner does not look very impressive to me. Specially, if its her first time making something for him. Effort, Kat...? I dunno, but I have a feeling that Kat is not exactly keen on cooking and cleaning as our favourite gamer said so.
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Nigga are you for real expecting her to be Gordon Ramsay wearing a mask or something? I'd also assume that DSP would probably enjoy a meal like that.

What meal would you guys suggest besides sliders or DSP's authentic Italian sauce?
 
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I dunno, it looks more appetizing than anything Leanna, PBUH, made.

I'm interested to see what the soulmaid saga brings to us. Because, while she might be relatively attractive and seemingly nice, this lady agreed to move in with her boyfriend after knowing him less than a year and only meeting him thrice. And she's 27, not 18. She's either working an angle, desperate, or not that smart.
 
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Pablo Birmingham said:
That meat's brown, ya morahn.

EDIT: *snort*
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Serious question though...
Now I'm no dietary expert, but given he doesn't eat red meat very often (which is a good source of iron) how the fuck is he getting enough of it? He sure as shit rarely eats vegetables.

In da slowcooker picture there's some "gummy multivitamins":
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What the fuck kind of pleb tier vitamins are those?

Also, symptoms of iron deficiency:
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https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/iron-deficiency-anemia/symptoms-causes/syc-20355034


I know a lot of the multivitamin stuff is meme worthy, but iron deficiencies have always been explained as being quite serious in nature.
Also to give an idea of what his iron intake would be per each Hungry Man meal, its only 15% of the recommended daily amount. So unless he's secretly eating vegetables I can't see how he'd have enough iron in his diet.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Nigga are you for real expecting her to be Gordon Ramsay wearing a mask or something? I'd also assume that DSP would probably enjoy a meal like that.

What meal would you guys suggest besides sliders or DSP's authentic Italian sauce?
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(:_(

I honestly expected a dish a tad bit more serious and complicated than this. I thought she wanted to make a good first impression on him with her great cooking, but...That's seriously just sad...But, well, you are right. There is no doubt he would love something like this.

Well, I would have went with a nice warm stew or curry. Maybe steak? Can't go wrong with those.
 
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Waveysauce said:
Honestly my guess of him not wanting to play dynasty warriors 9 is because of $$$... The soulmaid cost him $. He took this recent time off etc. Because if not that game then he would have bought something else that is new like kingdom come for example. Not to mention some of his bigger whales like goldencolts and jezal retired

Also his little talk about half way through the stream on what requirements he would need from someone to become a new mod of his was hilarious and pathetic at the same time. Not sure who will step up and fill the void
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My problem wasnt that he wasnt gonna play DW9. Its a flawed game but its been bombed by a shitstorm of bad technical issues and Jim Sterling. (Personally, for all its sins its a comfy popcorn game that at least tried to differentiate itself from the repetitive DW formula but I would recommend a price drop or more updates to truly enjoy your money’s worth)

Its that the guy promised the game
in the polls but dropped out and skipped it. Just like him skipping MH World or Kingdom Come which are the most popular games to play right now. But he still whines like a bitch that he doesnt have any new games to play.
 
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My problem wasnt that he wasnt gonna play DW9. Its a flawed game but its been bombed by a shitstorm of bad technical issues and Jim Sterling. (Personally, for all its sins its a comfy popcorn game that at least tried to differentiate itself from the repetitive DW formula but I would recommend a price drop or more updates to truly enjoy your money’s worth)

Its that the guy promised the game
in the polls but dropped out and skipped it. Just like him skipping MH World or Kingdom Come which are the most popular games to play right now. But he still whines like a bitch that he doesnt have any new games to play.
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did he give a reason about kingdom come?
 
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