DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DaveSydeBennet]

Oh man I just had the best idea for a DSP tries it. He should buy all those different kinds of water and try them since he’s super specific and the bottles and shit. It’d be great dood.

 

[actually]

His electricity bills must be giant, for one thing. He slobs around in his house all day, guzzling power at the peak time. He leaves his PC on 24/7, and I'd bet anything that he's the kind of faggot who has to have his giant house fully heated/air conditioned even when he only uses like 2 rooms for any length of time.

Washington state has the majority of its electric power from hydroelectric dams. As such, power there is stupid cheap compared to other states: http://www.seattle.gov/light/Rates/

Phil's utilities were found to be ~$150 a month from the mrstupid1 leaks.

 

[AkAuZtIk]

Washington state has the majority of its electric power from hydroelectric dams. As such, power there is stupid cheap compared to other states: http://www.seattle.gov/light/Rates/

Phil's utilities were found to be ~$150 a month from the mrstupid1 leaks.

I may be remembering this wrong, but doesn't his condo not have central air? That's a stupid amount of power consumption for not having that.

Conspiracy Theory:
The reason kat is so uncomfortable sitting next to DSP is because that love seat of his has been soaking up sweat (and other fluids) for a good 4 years straight, and the smell is so offensive it shorts her speech functions. Her brain is locked in a never ending fight of whether or not she can tell Phil about the smell and not lose her place to sleep.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

Female twitch streamer banned for saying there is only two genders, sounds like something to bait Phil with

 

[actually]

I may be remembering this wrong, but doesn't his condo not have central air? That's a stupid amount of power consumption for not having that.

You're right. And the $150 might have included water. I can't remember for sure. It is worth noting that running a window unit all day as he does in the summer is not going to be particularly efficient either.

 

[Freshtodeath]

So apparently Kat convinced him to sell dvds to get some money in his bank account. He must have gone to FYE cause I can't think of any other place that takes dvds.

 

[TheGoutinator]

He sold some DVD's so he could buy more blu-rays.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Female twitch streamer banned for saying there is only two genders, sounds like something to bait Phil with

You just need to go through his history and make a video, Tweet it to Twitch, that thot streamer and some rando people and claim double standard.

But ofcourse this is much more autistic then the normal Dave trolling which is giving him money with shitty comments, pardon me lads.

 

[Keystone]

"Sell those mounds of DVDs and get us both something nice (especially nice for me)"

She probably doesn't care about him but she at least is getting him to make actually smart choices for once.

 

[Coin Ops]

Conspiracy Theory:
The reason kat is so uncomfortable sitting next to DSP is because that love seat of his has been soaking up sweat (and other fluids) for a good 4 years straight, and the smell is so offensive it shorts her speech functions.

Spoiler: Official NASTY Question for NASTY People

Is it just my drunk ass or during "The Incident" did he jizz on his carpet and not wash his hands afterwards? I don't really want to know but I'm drunk enough to ask.

 

[Pargon]

Spoiler: Official NASTY Question for NASTY People

Is it just my drunk ass or during "The Incident" did he jizz on his carpet and not wash his hands afterwards? I don't really want to know but I'm drunk enough to ask.

Unknown, don't want to know, that knowledge would forever taint the soul, haram haram remove remove, etc.

 

[Freshtodeath]

hopefully once he's burned through the dvd's Kat will convince him to sell his crusty statues.

 

[JamFlowMan]

You just need to go through his history and make a video, Tweet it to Twitch, that thot streamer and some rando people and claim double standard.

But ofcourse this is much more autistic then the normal Dave trolling which is giving him money with shitty comments, pardon me lads.

SecretlifeofDsp tried some cringe grassroots campaign doing a similar thing and it went nowhere. Even if he were to leave Twitch he would just go back to streaming on YouTube. Would rather wait until Phil fucks himself over then see people try to force it. When it's all on him it's better salt and more delusional scenarios of what really happened and how he did nothing wrong and everything right.

 

[JMR]

You're right. And the $150 might have included water. I can't remember for sure.

I had honestly remembered that S150/month being just electricity. It was sometime after the Blackout Crisis; I didn't know his energy provider (Puget Sound Energy) before then. He was saying that when his bank account is empty, he just pays his bills (specifically his electric bill) and just overdrafts out of fear of having his power shut down. Which is ridiculous to think they'd shut out of his power within days of payment due date, but regardless... At the time I looked up to see what PSE's late fee is:

Your bill is due and payable upon delivery. A late payment fee of 1 percent per month will be assessed on balances which remain unpaid for more than 10 business days after the due date on the bill.

And off the top of my head that late fee was $1.50, and Phil was an idiot for not waiting to pay his bill+$1.50 late as opposed to on time with a $35 overdraft fee.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is complaining about American healthcare, and saying that it's a great place if you are rich, but if you are poor or sick, it's a shithole.
He went on to talk about how people are born into wealth and the lap of luxury.
He's got his hand in the red pill bottle tonight. Or he's a salty, jealous potato.

Now my question to you: Phil obviously feels wronged in this equation. Which means he either considers himself one of the sick, or one of the poor. Which is it?
I guess gout and $100k a year make you one of the untouchable class in the glorious US of A. Prayers for Phillip.

EDIT: Someone asked Phil if he could swim and instead of saying no, we got information about how he has tried it a few times and he's sure he could figure it out. Most people panic in the water, but he wouldn't, so it'd be fine. It's the same story as not understanding Spanish, but he knows Latin, so he can sort of sense how to understand the language.

Just... knee deep in delusions.

 

[actually]

Phil is complaining about American healthcare, and saying that it's a great place if you are rich, but if you are poor or sick, it's a shithole.
He went on to talk about how people are born into wealth and the lap of luxury.
He's got his hand in the red pill bottle tonight. Or he's a salty, jealous potato.

Now my question to you: Phil obviously feels wronged in this equation. Which means he either considers himself one of the sick, or one of the poor. Which is it?
I guess gout and $100k a year make you one of the untouchable class in the glorious US of A. Prayers for Phillip.

EDIT: Someone asked Phil if he could swim and instead of saying no, we got information about how he has tried it a few times and he's sure he could figure it out. Most people panic in the water, but he wouldn't, so it'd be fine. It's the same story as not understanding Spanish, but he knows Latin, so he can sort of sense how to understand the language.

Just... knee deep in delusions.

Leaving aside any debate about the state of US healthcare and the insurance industry as a whole, Phil has to pay more than he thinks is fair for his insurance, so the system is AHBviously broken and he did nothing wrong. Also, because he's not a literal millionaire and spends beyond his means, he's clearly destitute and thus one of the poor, DOOD.

 

[Noob-Noob]

So apparently Kat convinced him to sell dvds to get some money in his bank account.

I remember a house tour DSPvlog where we saw just how many DVDs he actually has. I swear, it had to be an entire fucking wall of blu-rays.

 

[Commander Keen]

If Phil declared Chapter 7 bankruptcy, he would be absolutely fine. He has enough money coming in from Twitch/YouTube that he'd be able to stay afloat, though in far less extravagant style.

But, hilariously, because Phil makes so much god damn money each month, he'd probably have to file Chapter 13, where he has five years to pay back his debts, where all but his most vital assets (car) would be liquidated, and has a percentage of his income skimmed to go towards debt payment. (A percentage that he has no control over.) He also wouldn't be able to have any credit opened in his name, or buy a new car, or a new home.

I'm no expert, but maybe Phil should just stop begging, so that he could lower his income, allowing him to file Chapter 7, lose everything, move back in with his parents for a couple years, and start over. Because the way he's going right now, he's a candidate for Chapter 13, which would fully devastate his life.

His only alternative is to keep on begging and keep his head juuuuuuust above water, forever.

Depends on how his “business” is set up. The fact that he retains a tax attorney hints that he doesn’t “work for himself”, but he works for a company he “owns”. Like an LLC or whatever. Deep down, I think DSP works for DSP Information Technologies LLC and he gets a tiny wage from a company that he owns.

I can’t think of any other reason he has a tax attorney unless he’s just lying out of his ass to throw people off the trail of something far more sinister. I have my own LLC for some side projects and doing your own taxes, even business taxes, is piss easy and I refuse to believe DSP is not intellectual functioning.

 

[actually]

Depends on how his “business” is set up. The fact that he retains a tax attorney hints that he doesn’t “work for himself”, but he works for a company he “owns”. Like an LLC or whatever. Deep down, I think DSP works for DSP Information Technologies LLC and he gets a tiny wage from a company that he owns.

I can’t think of any other reason he has a tax attorney unless he’s just lying out of his ass to throw people off the trail of something far more sinister. I have my own LLC for some side projects and doing your own taxes, even business taxes, is piss easy and I refuse to believe DSP is mentally exceptional.

1) He's lazy. 2) If someone else does his taxes, he can blame thing for anything that goes wrong. 3) It's probably a CPA, and he's exaggerating how much he had to pay them.

Unrelated note: shoutout to hoosierfan9595 (aka Andrew S.) for donating Subnautica to Phil, yet another exploration game where Phil will stare at chat and wait for cheers to tell him exactly what to do. Money well spent, you anthropomorphic dingleberry.

Phil's so excited to play it that he's...considering it for Sunday night. You can just feel the anticipation.

 

[TheGoutinator]

I remember a house tour DSPvlog where we saw just how many DVDs he actually has. I swear, it had to be an entire fucking wall of blu-rays.