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Driver's side? Check.
Too far from the curb to be parked? Check.
Phone camera? Check.

"I had a friend who died texting while driving!" - DSP
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Even if he didn't climax, it is absolutely disgusting considering the amount of finger sniffing and "beard" touching he does during the streams.
Think about it:
This motherfucker probably crawled out of bed, didn't take a shower, went through his greasy hair couple of times, stroke his (probably unwashed) dick, and touched his mouth/nose all without washing his filthy, cum-stained hands.

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Look, I know what we're all thinking on this one. I'm amazed nobody has said it in my experience reading these dumb speculations.

Phil's baby batter went into his underwear. He spilled into his manly pantaloons. He let the spunk flow into his long johns.

I'm certain of it. There was no pause to reach for a Kleenex, there was no attempted clean up. It was a shake and bake situation - he threw the ooze into the only thing that would be cleaned later - his underwear.

And then he proceeded to play videogames in his own man spunk. Probably smelled terrible. Even more upsetting, he just sat in it as the smell built up during the day. No wonder he's always snorting and irritable - imagine having your face pressed into that putrid existence for the entire day.

There. Mystery solved. We can finally close the case. Enjoy that mental image the next time you feel like a disgusting pig.
 
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harbinger said:
Phil can be good at swimming if he wants to. Okay? Sound good?
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local story of a man almost drowning in a public pool today
witness say a phillip burnell was going swimming when he didn't resurface
paramedics said the man wasn't responding when he was fished out of the pool
only t-posing under the water
-I CAN SWIM GOOD IF I WANT TO, OKAY? *sno-
the man reportedly said he was checking his phones on for tips on how to swim
he became a aggressive to a local black policeman yelling out "turbin" and "detractors"
he had a blood alcohol level of point zero eight
-YOU CAN ALSO DONATE TO MUH PATRIN AND-
luckily both he and bystanders are alive and well
but burnell is under watch for possible suicide attempts, as he is mentally unwell after losing his cat "tut"
and now the weather
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
He's being oddly positive tonight.
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LOL, not any more. Also just got booted from a hardcore for teamkilling 3 times in one match. Naturally, it wasn't his fault because on the 3rd one because the game went out of sync, and Phil died, and then magically shot the teammate. Surprisingly, nobody else in chat saw that and in fact saw it the opposite way!
 
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LOL, not any more. Also just got booted from a hardcore for teamkilling 3 times in one match. Naturally, it wasn't his fault because on the 3rd one because the game went out of sync, and Phil died, and then magically shot the teammate. Surprisingly, nobody else in chat saw that and in fact saw it the opposite way!
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Any early positivity was probably from checking that no one was restreaming him, but the negativity crept in when he realized he wouldn't be getting any troll cheers or tips from the extra hundred viewers.
 
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