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“I don’t know why they did this”
“They did it to create scarcity”

Jesus Christ did kat just replace his brain with mashed potatoes? Like how can you contradict yourself in the same sentence...
i have a feeling phil mindlessly says things like "i don't know" "i didn't do"
i think his language skills have hit a wall where he just vomit certain phrases without thought
 

Epic prolonged nose wipe/sniff combination at the end. The man's entire face is a hazard zone.

Looks like that Wolverine figure was not the only figurine he didn't get...
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This is the same guy that as a adult opens the collectable boxes and plays with the figurines and tries to sell them off as in mint condition!

Enjoyed how he went out of his way to namedrop Todd McFarlane when talking about the Spawn figures. Thanks Dave, for a second I thought you meant the Spawn franchise by Francis Ford Coppola. smh
 
For those who still don't believe Phil's stream regulars are a bunch of Wheelchair Symbols.........


Here's an obvious blind guy, BLINDER than Superblindman


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If you want to see Myst, the game nobody asked for, don't expect Phil to play it every night okay? He's not going to become a PC gamer. It's annoying to have to move his stream setup literally 3 feet away from the loveseat; and the spawnseat chair is fucking uncomfortable dood. If you bought one you have to be a fucking moron.
 
If you want to see Myst, the game nobody asked for, don't expect Phil to play it every night okay? He's not going to become a PC gamer. It's annoying to have to move his stream setup literally 3 feet away from the loveseat; and the spawnseat chair is fucking uncomfortable dood. If you bought one you have to be a fucking moron.
And his hand hurts from using the mouse! Using his computer for extended periods of time is fucking torture! 🌀🐽🌀
 
Looks like "Galanthus" is the new guppy of the chat. No one by that name in chat. "Galanthus" is a genus of a small group of plants. Have fun.
They're snowdrops. Snowdrop is a My Little Pony.
Paypigs so scared of people knowing they give money to DSP they're turning their names in to ciphers with layers of meaning. I feel like William Gibson could turn this in to a technological thriller.
 
For those who still don't believe Phil's stream regulars are a bunch of Wheelchair Symbols.........


Here's an obvious blind guy, BLINDER than Superblindman


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Very nice side by side there. You can really see the love of gaming in his eyes.

Jesus fucking christ, Phil. You can't even put on a smile for your children fans? You're gonna be playing Roblox, a kids game, for them(By the way, he is a mature adult with a business degree and a Valedictorian at his highschool, so of course here he is at age 37 playing kids games for 10-20 dollars at a time and possibly going through a foreclosure. Good shit).

Oh wait, I know. If he smiles when he's not actually happy, he'd just be another one of those muppets or shills who puts on an act for the fans cause he wants more money. Fuck that, this is the real deal. Pure, unadulterated Phil.

Also, Jesus Christ his genuine fans are so autistic it's amazing. I know like half of his stream viewers are just trolls from Tevin pretending to be fans since now for Dark after Dark from MrHuth Stuff, you can read the chat and see that it's just people throwing in insults with a DSP emote so they won't get seen as a troll.
 
Has there ever been a purpose to the Penne Points thing? I don't recall Phil ever reading one of those.

Points on Twitch allow things like highlighted messages, unlocking some emotes without actually being a sub, and, in Phil's case, allowing a chatter to choose a pokemon or some shit. Basically, it's meant to increase interaction (actual interaction, not "GIVE ME MONEY" definition that Phil uses).
 
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