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Cyber Bowling said:
He's also never been invited to any of the Twitch rival/other partner events, and I've seen channels with less viewers on average than Phil getting invites to those. Some of those events had pretty generous payouts too. I haven't seen one in months so I'm going off of memory, but I remember some of them had a minimum payout of a few hundred bucks you could get solely for participating. I believe there were a few PubG events where you'd net extra payments per kill or placing in the top 5 or something.
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Probably because most of these events are played on PC or plainly just because Dave is too bad of a player.

Or maybe he was invited but declined.
If there is one thing that is more important to him than money, it is his ego.
Remember when he refused to play with LTG or Wings? Probably because everyone would see how bad of a player he really is.
 
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Muppetmode said:
yea, I’ve heard of streamers losing bounties for getting banned but they were able to do them again after a little while.

as for reporting, it probably has to be something pretty bad to get him on the twitch cop’s radar(maybe one of his songs) since I think part of the process is automated. Like I think nudity might be an auto suspension for non partners
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I don't think dave is banned from bounties

he probably noticed he'd need to use a computer to do them, and add disclaimers to his layout, plus he wants to prolong the "not a shill" narrative

easier just to say "the trolls got me banned"
 
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tzgnilki said:
I don't think dave is banned from bounties

he probably noticed he'd need to use a computer to do them, and add disclaimers to his layout, plus he wants to prolong the "not a shill" narrative

easier just to say "the trolls got me banned"
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Also he has to keep the streams up on Twitch so if he were to fuck up or something ban worthy would happen during the stream he'd have to risk it or forfeit the money. Not even sure if the deleting stream theory holds water, but can see Phil believing it does.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
I didn't even realize it was just a jewish name. He might as well have called the guy just straight up "JEW". Oh well, he still won't get banned.
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I’m more curious where the fuck he heard this from, this is one of the weirdest and most specific terms to just slip out. He had to have heard it from something recently
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I’m more curious where the fuck he heard this from, this is one of the weirdest and most specific terms to just slip out. He had to have heard it from something recently
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He sponges things from the people he's around. It would be an amazing twist if Khet's secretly extremely antisemitic and he picked it up from her usual rants about the 'Shlomos' controlling the banks and the media.

Please writers, make it happen.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
He sponges things from the people he's around. It would be an amazing twist if Khet's secretly extremely antisemitic and he picked it up from her usual rants about the 'Shlomos' controlling the banks and the media.

Please writers, make it happen.
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Also would like to add that not only people, but media mostly as well since that's really all he does in his spare time. Fuck it, maybe his polish racism came out for a second after being dormant for many years.

Would also be something if him and Khet are inherently racist all the time behind the scenes and that's mainly what type of humor they throw about. Might also explain the nail biting when Phil sees a darky on the screen because he's holding back on saying nigger because him and khet like to probably joke about them during movie time(thunk provoking).
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
At least back with Panda, Phil would post his usual rotation of Food pic, tv pic, store pic. Does he even leave the fucking house anymore??
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Yes, he claims that his whole day off on Tuesday is nothing but errands/out of the house and admits to eating out 2-4 times a week because Khet either didn't feel like cooking or he didn't like what she made.

Since he eats out all 3 meals during his "busy day off" and can't name any of his errands or trips other than grocery shopping we suspect he spends the rest of the day either window shopping or buying shit he claims he can't afford (which also lines up with him abandoning house tours over a year ago, doesn't want people to all the shit he bought for himself and Soulmare).
 
Cyber Bowling said:
DSP is the only partner I've ever heard of getting banned from Twitch bounties, which is a pretty easy way for streamers to make extra money.
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I've suspected that his whole "Duh Trolls got me kicked off Twitch Bounty Program, DOOD!" has been another lie that DSP is using to get pitybuxx.

December 6, 2018:

So, all those opportunities that I should have, that would make everything fine, I lose constantly! Because of these people!
There's probably a reason why I haven't had an offer on Twitch to do a sponsored stream since early October.
I'm just saying!
Probably because these fuckers spam everyone who I do sponsored streams for! No one wants to deal with that shit!
So they BLACKLIST ME!
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December 13, 2018

[2018-12-14 02:43:24 UTC] darksydephil: man, after two months of nothing, I finally get ONE bounty offered here on twitch: play an hour of Magic the Gathering Arena. ugh.
[2018-12-14 02:43:48 UTC] agoodrpg: Are you going to do it? Sounds fun
[2018-12-14 02:44:02 UTC] tobiasalexander23: Oh god
[2018-12-14 02:44:03 UTC] tobiasalexander23: lmfao
[2018-12-14 02:44:09 UTC] bentboxer: you'll get virtually no tips or cheers playing that game me thinks
[2018-12-14 02:44:35 UTC] darksydephil: hell no im not playing that, i have zero interest
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It's a lie that I also fell for, because I wanted to believe that DSP had gotten his just comeuppance in some form. Even in such a minor way like losing out on doing Shillstreams.
My totally random guess, is that he's still in the Twitch Bounty program, but he's been deprioritized and only gets offers to do bottom-of-the-barrel PC games.
And because DSP hates PC gaming, he's going to obstinately turn down easy money, like when he turned down the Magic: The Gathering Arena PC game bounty last year.
But he's in the worst financial situation ever, and really needs your help, guys. If you could also tip him because he gets those funds right away.
*T-POSE*
And you don't even need a Paypal account and can even tip anonymously!

The Grift Continues . . .
 
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