DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

I love how he completely toxifies the vest now, which is what he himself describes as a reward for people being generous. DSP loves money but I don't think his love for money overrides his laziness and so I don't think it will survive many more days of Dave "sweating his balls auf dood" at this rate.

He's already descended into full guilt tripping of having to put it on for $100.

 

[Salubrious]

I love how he completely toxifies the vest now, which is what he himself describes as a reward for people being generous. DSP loves money but I don't think his love for money overrides his laziness and so I don't think it will survive many more days of Dave "sweating his balls auf dood" at this rate.

He's already descended into full guilt tripping of having to put it on for $100.

I don't think it's laziness as much as he hates having to do things for other people.

He's said from the day he started his tips goal that viewers are selfish if they ask him to do anything extra.


DSP is the type of person that would be pissed off at me if I paid him $500 to mow my lawn because now he has to do work for me, even if I have the smallest lawn in the world.

 

[BooneHelm]

So Phil was sweating like a dog in a chinese restaurant because of that vest today?

Well I guess the vest had a good run.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

90 degrees? That's like 10:30am where I grew up. It feels good. What a yeasty twat wuss he is. Man, I'd have a dip in and only demand if you troll you gotta be fucking funny or I'll ignore it.

 

[tzgnilki]

So Phil was sweating like a dog in a chinese restaurant because of that vest today?

Well I guess the vest had a good run.

no wonder he was desperate for someone to come up with an alternate alternative to the vest

 

[Iron Father]

I don't think it's laziness as much as he hates having to do things for other people.

He's said from the day he started his tips goal that viewers are selfish if they ask him to do anything extra.


DSP is the type of person that would be pissed off at me if I paid him $500 to mow my lawn because now he has to do work for me, even if I have the smallest lawn in the world.

Agreed, but I still think laziness is a huge factor, because he's demonstrated over the years that he's not even willing to do things for himself behind-the-scenes. He makes a big deal about having to clean his kitchen after he makes himself dinner. One time he brought that up after saying he'd made something as basicbitch as a soup.

 

[FormerPro]

So Phil can't wear a hat because it's "intrusive" to his high quality gameplay. Can't wear a vest because there's an 80 degree heatwave. If the glasses ever became a regular occurrence I'm sure they'd soon be damaging his retinas or something equally retarded. He could never drive anyone anywhere because of his bad back. He's 100% got a (not so) underlying mental illness that manfiests physically whenever he loses control on even the stupidest aspect of his already ridiculous life. It would be nothing if not poetic if the bankruptcy left him confined to a wheelchair.

 

[Salubrious]

Agreed, but I still think laziness is a huge factor, because he's demonstrated over the years that he's not even willing to do things for himself behind-the-scenes. He makes a big deal about having to clean his kitchen after he makes himself dinner. One time he brought that up after saying he'd made something as basicbitch as a soup.

Oh, he is absolutely lazy. No doubt about it. There are so many things that he can do to make his life easier long term, but he won't put in the 1-2 hour initial investment.

90 degrees? That's like 10:30am where I grew up. It feels good. What a yeasty twat wuss he is. Man, I'd have a dip in and only demand if you troll you gotta be fucking funny or I'll ignore it.

no wonder he was desperate for someone to come up with an alternate alternative to the vest

It was 64*F in Renton today.

 

[hundredthousand]

Didn't watch any of his stream but sounds like it was a disaster. Did he address anything about the rogue mod exposing his secret mod discord and him officially being the guy with that whaled out wwe champions account?

Or were mods on orders today to ban any mere mention of it? Something certainly had him extra pissed today.

 

[tzgnilki]

Oh, he is absolutely lazy. No doubt about it. There are so many things that he can do to make his life easier long term, but he won't put in the 1-2 hour initial investment.


It was 64*F in Renton today.

wtf is wrong with this baby, open the fucking door and window

I hope khet is turning on some kind of heater and it's naturally pooling in there

if i'm remembering correctly, the sun is on the opposite side of the khando to where the couch and tv are set up downstairs, khet's probably pumping the heat lmao

 

[Iron Father]

Maybe he should start waxing his Wookie body so it felt less like he was wearing a vest under and over his shirt.

 

[Croppered]

This is one of those things that makes following DSP's shenanigans interesting:

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It (in this case: the vest) starts of as a spontaneous one-time thing, DSP runs with it but completely exploits it to the point where it becomes this awkward, forced happening, and he ends up annoying himself with his own actions while trying to seek out stuff to blame it on. Classic.

Btw, only caught the last 30 minutes or so, but he was being a really pissy bitch, moaning about trolls and stuff who for some reason really pissed him off today.

-EDIT- Lol, he just ended the stream early and ranted some more, and threw in two pissy chat posts.

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He looks and sounds like a cranky lesbian that has been smoking two packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day for the past 20 years.

He sounds like there's a fan blowing into his mic and voice at the same time.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

It was 64*F in Renton today.

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THAT'S A HEAT WAVE DOOD!

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

It (in this case: the vest) starts of as a spontaneous one-time thing, DSP runs with it but completely exploits it to the point where it becomes this awkward, forced happening, and he ends up annoying himself with his own actions while trying to seek out stuff to blame it on. Classic.

That's pretty much the pattern of DSP's legacy isn't it?
Him pointing a camera at his TV and playing a game was a semi-spontaneous thing, now he fucking hates video games. Panda existing was kind of a surprise announcement, then he fucking hated her. All those side-projects that he had were rare bursts of Phil wanting to be somewhat creative and now he only mentions them negatively. Remember those streams with Kekon and Brian where Phil managed to have worse commentary than two randos on his own stream? Yeah, neither do I because they never came back. His marriage came out of nowhere and that was the last time he mentioned any sort of affection to Kat that didn't relate directly to her cooking.
Phil hates doing anything long term, but it's like the one thing he learned from business school is that lasting a long time=good so he consider what he does to be success and not just falling slowly.

'tism rant, over.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well needless to say our favorite piggy really let himself go on Twitter over the night.

I thought this dude was busy running around town or spending his one day off with his beautiful wife? Now he suddenly just has time for multiple naps?

I'm sure if he gets called out on this he will just make up bullshit on the spot about how he had some incredibly important appointments, all involving serious adult stuff that is none of your business and he's not going to elaborate on, but they all got cancelled by no fault of his own, freeing up his schedule to laze around the house.

lol. It's code for laying in the fetal position crying all day over the failing bankruptcy.

 

[Gramh]

That's pretty much the pattern of DSP's legacy isn't it?
Him pointing a camera at his TV and playing a game was a semi-spontaneous thing, now he fucking hates video games. Panda existing was kind of a surprise announcement, then he fucking hated her. All those side-projects that he had were rare bursts of Phil wanting to be somewhat creative and now he only mentions them negatively. Remember those streams with Kekon and Brian where Phil managed to have worse commentary than two randos on his own stream? Yeah, neither do I because they never came back. His marriage came out of nowhere and that was the last time he mentioned any sort of affection to Kat that didn't relate directly to her cooking.
Phil hates doing anything long term, but it's like the one thing he learned from business school is that lasting a long time=good so he consider what he does to be success and not just falling slowly.

'tism rant, over.

Not only is his "success" falling slowly, but it changed from getting revenue outside of generating donations to almost explicitly donation driven. It irks me, and I don't know if this is the same with other Twitch streamers, that he keeps a running total of tips and cheers and who gave what and how much his top paypigs for the day are.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Not only is his "success" falling slowly, but it changed from getting revenue outside of generating donations to almost explicitly donation driven. It irks me, and I don't know if this is the same with other Twitch streamers, that he keeps a running total of tips and cheers and who gave what and how much his top paypigs for the day are.

some do, and i think that's why phil is doing it
he's slowly becoming like other streamers

 

[actually]

some do, and i think that's why phil is doing it
he's slowly becoming like other streamers

Some do, but in every other case I've seen, it's an automatic thing (and often just top tip) along with something like a sub count, either total or for the day. There's no big production about "updating the leaderboard", just thanks given and maybe special recognition if a new top tip comes in or something.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Ever wondering what DSP looks like after shopping trip? Here you go

Sweaty DSP after Grocery Shopping

Credit goes to Anonymous Reddit User

 

[Iron Hamster]

sounds like dsp is getting sick again

corona-chan is a bitch.