Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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There have been 9 new docket entries in the Stebbins v. Doe SidAlpha lawsuit with Acerthorn.

On March 4th Acerthorn's neglected to submit his third attempt at an issuance of subpoena. This was a huge mistake. The case was at risk of being dismissed without it.

Docket 27 On March 11th the Court wrote a "REQUEST FOR REASSIGNMENT TO DISTRICT JUDGE AND REPORT AND RECOMMENDATION TO DISMISS COMPLAINT WITHOUT PREJUDICE FOR FAILURE TO PROSECUTE"
On February 12, 2024, the court denied
Plaintiff’s motion for leave to file a motion for reconsideration and ordered Plaintiff to file his
third motion for early discovery by March 4, 2024. [Docket No. 26.] No further motions have
been filed by Plaintiff.
Accordingly, the court recommends that Plaintiff’s action be dismissed without prejudice
for failure to prosecute. The Clerk is directed to reassign this case to a district judge. Any party
may file objections to this report and recommendation with the district judge within 14 days after
being served with a copy.

Docket 28 Acerthorn asks for more time to file his "Third Motion for Issuance of Subpoena Duces." He said he thought it was due March 14th.

Docket 29 Acerthorn submits the late 20 page motion for issuance of subpoena.
My favorite parts
21. This Court says that I “cannot rely on a defendant’s relationships with third parties
headquartered in California to establish that the defendant directed its intentional acts towards
the forum state?” Well, unambiguous binding precedent from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals
says ... oh yes I can!
22. And please, don't gaslight me by saying that Mavrix is distinguishable/inapposite because
of this reason or that.
Acerthorn gives the Court more ammo to dismiss his case.
74. But at least this time, because I now know [SidAlpha's] address, at least now, I know exactly which
Court I need to re-file in, so I am not effectively deprived of my right to my day in Court in its
entirety simply due to the most ridiculous of technicalities

Docket 30 Acerthorn filed a motion for recusal, alleging the judge was biased against him.
7. At this point, even if Judge Ryu is forced to accept, begrudgedly, that jurisdiction is
proper in this Court, she would, in all likelihood, still actively search for some excuse ... any
excuse ... she could find to throw the case out on the merits, even if that requires she actively
ignore binding precedent, actively ignore black letter law, actively ignore arguments I present,
and actively choose to make determinations regarding witness credibility at stages where it is
utterly inappropriate to do so (such as on a motion for summary judgment, or even on a motion
to dismiss).
8. In short, recusal is the only way to ensure I will get a fair trial.
9. For this reason, I ask Judge Ryu to recuse herself and hand the case off to another
magistrate judge.

Docket 31 Acerthorn motions for an extension to object to the judges Report and Recommendation (Docket 27)
4. Because there is a very high probability that the delay was the result of honest mistake
and excusable neglect, there is likewise a very high probability that the relief requested in Dkt.
28 will be granted.
5. If it is granted, then the Magistrate Judge's Report and Recommendation will become null
and void, and the case will be reassigned back to her to adjudicate both Dkts. 29 & 30.
Therefore, I will not be required to submit objections to the Report and Recommendation at that
point.
6. Due to the very high possibility that my objections to this Report & Recommendation
will become unnecessary, I hereby request that the time for me to submit my objections be stayed
indefinitely.

Docket 32 Acerthorn submits a supplemental brief containing supporting exhibits for his late subpoena
Exhibit A shows his channel analytics that says 4% of Acerthorn's viewers are Californian. Acerthorn extrapolates that 4% of SidAlpha's audience might also be Californian and so he should be able to sue SidAlpha in California.
Exhibit B is a screenshot of Youporn.com which says access is disabled in the State of Arkansas.

Docket 33 the Court reassigns the case to Judge Chesney

Docket 34 Court denies motion for recusal. Refers the motions for time extension to the previous Judge. Grants Docket 31's “Motion for Extension of Time to Submit Objections to Report and Recommendation”

Docket 35 Acerthorn's "Motions for reconsideration in response to order denying motion to recuse"
Cries that the Judge is biased again.

Docket 36
Court denies Docket 35 because "[n]o motion for leave to file a motion for reconsideration may repeat any oral or written argument made by the applying party in support of or in opposition to the interlocutory order which the party now seeks to have reconsidered"

This lawsuit hasn't even got off the ground. Acerthorn has spent more than a year arguing with the court about jurisdiction. This wouldn't have been a problem if he filed where he or SidAlpha lives. Acerthorn has filed lawsuits in Arkansas, Florida, Washington, Virginia, and Missouri. I don't understand why he's wasting so much time and effort trying to sue in the wrong district.
 

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Typical Acertard.

Since my law speak is 100% correct, because I'm such a brilliant legal mind, the only reason the judge could possibly rule against me is because they hate me. Even though I've done nothing wrong the judge just hates my guts so she must recuse herself!

This must be his autismu showing up as he uses the same line he used in all his other cases. Maybe the copy/paste saves him time or his brain simply can't process the idea that he could be wrong?
 
Its in here stabbins. feel free to buy a copy and verify for youself. Its only $3, thats like 1 pack of Oscar Mayer Classic Uncured Wieners Hot Dogs.
Hell, if he's a cheapskate it's right there laid out in the free, publicly available description (relevant bits hilighted):
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He had a crush on her, his fantasy was rejected and he sued her for attention. According to Greer himself that's part of the true narrative.
 
When the 10th Circuit decided to fuck up 20 years of case law, did that only apply to the 10th Circuit or does the decision apply nation wide? I ask because the address the hot dog gobbler listed on the DMCA puts him in the 8th Circuit.
As a binding precedent, it applies only to federal courts in the Tenth Circuit (which are Colorado, Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming).

I'm not actually convinced every word in it does apply even there, though. There were a number of extremely dumb things said in the opinion that appear to qualify as obiter dicta, Latin for "I know Latin and you don't," but actually meaning "other words," words on an unncessary issue the court didn't decide and are irrelevant to its ratio decidendi, another retarded Latin phrase meaning "reason for decision."

Obiter dicta are not binding, so a District Court could conceivably just ignore the parts of the decision that were not necessary for the decision but obviously fuck up normal civil procedure because the Tenth Circuit got it so wrong. This would include the bizarre idea that somehow merely disclosing a DMCA amounts to contributory infringement by itself, an absolutely deranged concept.

The even more demented, fucked-up stupidity from that decision is the notion that you have to raise a fair use defense in a 12(b)(6) motion to failure to state a claim, when a fair use defense is an affirmative defense that requires EVIDENCE. So in other words you have to raise a defense requiring evidence BEFORE HAVING ANY CHANCE TO GET EVIDENCE in discovery. The sheer stupidity of this is nearly unimaginable.

Elsewhere it is at best a persusasive precedent. A court could choose to adopt its "reasoning," if one could even call it that. It would be more likely simply to ignore it completely as an act of lunacy.
 
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This lawsuit hasn't even got off the ground. Acerthorn has spent more than a year arguing with the court about jurisdiction.
This is the thing that really disturbs me about following lolsuits - just how long the legal system is willing to spend bending over backwards to enable obviously insane people who don't have a case on a basic review just because....just because? A younger me would have thought that if you couldn't immediately show why your claim was even relevant it would have been dismissed then and there, especially in the context that you're going to tie up the State's time and resources for this case all on the taxpayer's dime.
 
A younger me would have thought that if you couldn't immediately show why your claim was even relevant it would have been dismissed then and there, especially in the context that you're going to tie up the State's time and resources for this case all on the taxpayer's dime.
They actually can do that for some in forma pauperis cases and frankly probably should. For instance, a couple of Melinda Scott's lolsuits were thrown out without Null even having to respond.
 
Null talks about Acerthorn and having a good Opsec:
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Was catching up on the wereturkey's shenanigans; saw somebody say "The Gobbler " in this MATI clip and all I could think of was Acerthorn dressed up as a turkey themed Riddler.
So I made a shitty edit of Acerthorn in battle against his greatest enemy : The US Legal System
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Was catching up on the wereturkey's shenanigans; saw somebody say "The Gobbler " in this MATI clip and all I could think of was Acerthorn dressed up as a turkey themed Riddler.
So I made a shitty edit of Acerthorn in battle against his greatest enemy : The US Legal System
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David should see if they need anyone to play the The Gobbledy Gooker at the next Thanksgiving based RAW since he loves his WWE content. If they don't respond he can sue them for billions.
 
I don't think the tards who post copyrighted material in its entirety, uploaded to the forum (which means it IS null's responsability) with little to no commentary, get enough shit. The reason Null had to comply with this pompous faggot's DMCA is because it was actually illegal for him not to. Sure, shit on Acerthorn as you should, but there should be more negative reinforcement for forum users who fail to grasp what is and isn't Fair Use. "the author is a lolcow" is not a valid defense for copyright infringement, unfortunately.
 
I don't think the tards who post copyrighted material in its entirety, uploaded to the forum (which means it IS null's responsability) with little to no commentary, get enough shit. The reason Null had to comply with this pompous faggot's DMCA is because it was actually illegal for him not to. Sure, shit on Acerthorn as you should, but there should be more negative reinforcement for forum users who fail to grasp what is and isn't Fair Use. "the author is a lolcow" is not a valid defense for copyright infringement, unfortunately.
I agree, Most people are reasonable when it comes to copyrighted material and don't care as long as you are not making money off it or claiming it as your own work.
But when you know for certain that the person(Acerthorn) is not reasonable at all; you should know better than to post copyrighted material and make Null have to deal with bullshit because you're a tard.
 
I don't think the tards who post copyrighted material in its entirety, uploaded to the forum (which means it IS null's responsability) with little to no commentary, get enough shit.
Its not like archiving everything a lolcow does is the entire point of the site or anything. We have a hard enough time getting people to archive shit as it is. There are people who upload entire streams that are hours long, i don't think its reasonable to expect a point by point commentary for every single thing uploaded when the vast majority of people won't gobble at null about it.

The reason Null had to comply with this pompous faggot's DMCA is because it was actually illegal for him not to.
No shit, Which is why i made the edited version i did.

when you know for certain that the person(Acerthorn) is not reasonable at all; you should know better than to post copyrighted material
This is the first time that Stabbins has done a DMCA request for anything in his thread, he didn't even DMCA the video that he tried to sue @ZellZander over, You can still find it in the thread. I honestly did not expect him to bother to DMCA it, he probably was emboldened by Greer's case, not so much now after his threat to Null to not post the DMCA failed.

make Null have to deal with bullshit because you're a tard.
If i kept uploading the unedited video after the first DMCA I'd see your point but no, a single DMCA isn't shit.
 
Oh my god. This is like Christmas. I can't wait to read the insane ramblings. I assume this is because Null ignored the wereturkey's threats to not publish the DMCA notice, even though the takedown was granted.
 
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