Careercow David "Avacado" Wolfe / Your Best Day Ever - A Scam Artist Anti-Vaxxer, his Woo Peddling and LOLSuits

[Feline Darkmage]

I was surfing Rational Wiki looking into some conspiracy theorists they've done work on, because those articles are generally pretty good and don't contain much of RW's signs of decline, when I stumbled upon this guy. His name is David Wolfe and he pushes a crap ton of woomeister nonsense for sweet, sweet cash money dollars.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/David_Wolfe

https://twitter.com/DavidWolfe
https://twitter.com/YourBestDayEver
https://www.youtube.com/user/Longevitydvds
https://www.youtube.com/user/DavidAvocadoWolfe
http://www.davidwolfe.com/about/
https://www.facebook.com/DavidAvocadoWolfe

Throw in some irony for good measure, because isn't that what he's doing to scientist when he spews conspiracies about them lying to us all?

Oh yeah, and here are some harassment allegations:
http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/is-david-wolfe-a-sleaze-bag

 

[Keerakh]

I too trust RW for content dealing with conspiracy theories. A lot of it is frankly pretty funny and one aspect of Mr guacamole here is that he has made the claim that chocolate is an "octave of the sun". He's a goddamn idiot and whoever follows him is a goddamn idiot as well. He's also frequently cited on that Collective Evolution Fb page.

 

[Colress]

My question is why his nickname is Avocado. How does one get a nickname like that? Oh well. This thread's two posts in, so I might as well..

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the whole macronutrients and "superfoods" thing even if the whole concept is still pretty shaky when you get down to it. Anybody can tell you that eating healthy is important and the better you eat, the less crap gets in your system and the better you're going to feel.

But when snake oil salesmen like this come along and tell you that mushrooms are from space and chocolate is an octave of the sun, it really makes me want to reach for a bacon double cheeseburger.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I too trust RW for content dealing with conspiracy theories. A lot of it is frankly pretty funny and one aspect of Mr guacamole here is that he has made the claim that chocolate is an "octave of the sun". He's a goddamn idiot and whoever follows him is a goddamn idiot as well. He's also frequently cited on that Collective Evolution Fb page.

Do you think that FB page may be good for a CW thread?

 

[PTNR 2.0]

He's also a Flat-Earther. Seriously.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He's also a Flat-Earther. Seriously.

LOL no surprises here, anything that's insane and stupid and this guy probably pushes it.

 

[yasscat]

Whenever my friends share any of his non-woo posts (few as they may be), I'm so torn because I want to tell them what a shitty, manipulative, dishonest person he is, but I also want to have some friends left at the end of the day.

 

[Dicks Out For Harrambe]

Hello,

This is my first post, and since life hasn't quite been the same since Harrambe went home, I feel the need to share the mindless and abundant quackery that is David Avocado Wolfe.

From saying that gravity is more akin to a chemical that can be used in "detox" to talking about a potential flat earth, he is the King of Pseudoscientific Hippie (Wook) Fuckery. You can find his channel on YouTube where he will actually respond to comments, (Easily the best part...) or you can even find him at various Transformational Festivals (which is an entirely different bucket of frogs) as a speaker peddling his nonsense to heavily drugged hippies and other vagrants.

Behold, DAW speaking about a flat earth....

He's not a troll. At least in the sense that he actively makes money giving these talks. It's not like a "Christians Against Dinosaurs" scenario where they're rustling jimmies. This guy actually thinks he's a guru.

 

[chimpburgers]

Die flat earth retards.

 

[Dicks Out For Harrambe]

But..but...If the Earth isn't flat, why do I just see in a straight line? /durrhurrhurr

 

[AA 102]

His wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wolfe_(nutritionist)

Here's an article written about him.
http://ascienceenthusiast.com/the-david-avocado-wolfe-effect/
Notable Quote:

David is also the guy who believes that chocolate is an octave of male sun energy, and this masculine octave of chocolate energy will come down from the sun and penetrate your heart.

Another article on him.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kavinse...cience-advocates-dont-cry-wolfe/#3fc87d4d29dd
He seems to stir a lot of shit up with the scientific community.

EDIT: Removed links that are in the OP.

 

[Dicks Out For Harrambe]

My terminology may have been incorrect, but I figured this was the correct section to post this guy in. Apologies if not...Just found my way here today.

Any random thing he thinks up while stoned, he passes off as Spirit Science. If you disagree, he will tell you which of your Chakras need aligning....lol

 

[AA 102]

I figured this was the correct section to post this guy in

David is also the guy who believes that chocolate is an octave of male sun energy, and this masculine octave of chocolate energy will come down from the sun and penetrate your heart.

Yeah, it's the right section.

EDIT: David also seems to bring the autism in people out. Here's a "hilarious" article written about him

http://thesciencepost.com/world-hea...david-avocado-wolfe-as-probably-carcinogenic/

 

[YankeeTrader]

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun"


BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[littlebird]

isn't the saying "Woo" instead of "Wook" or am I just reading wrong?

Regardless, surprised there wasn't a thread about this guy already. He and Foodbabe are King and Queen of pseudoscience memes on Facebook. Can't scroll for 30 seconds without reading some bullshit about vibrational healing or some magical fruit that cures AIDS.

 

[AA 102]

Here's his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/davidavocadowolfe/?hl=en

David also offers "Nutrition Certifications" for $200 $600 CAD
https://bodymindinstitute.com/the-exclusive-david-wolfe-nutrition-certification/

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun"


Talks about using San Pedro cactus. San Pedro contains mescaline. At least we know where he's getting his ideas from.

Talks about using San Pedro cactus. San Pedro contains mescaline, which is the psychedelic drug found in Peyote. At least we know where he's getting his ideas from.

 

[Bluebird]

My terminology may have been incorrect, but I figured this was the correct section to post this guy in. Apologies if not...Just found my way here today.

Any random thing he thinks up while stoned, he passes off as Spirit Science. If you disagree, he will tell you which of your Chakras need aligning....lol

Apologize for double posting.

 

[Vitriol]

Merged a new thread into the existing one.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Here's his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/davidavocadowolfe/?hl=en

David also offers "Nutrition Certifications" for $200
https://bodymindinstitute.com/the-exclusive-david-wolfe-nutrition-certification/



Talks about using San Pedro cactus. San Pedro contains mescaline, which is the psychedelic drug found in Peyote. At least we know where he's getting his ideas from.

That Nutrition Certification is actually $600 Canadian. But you get a whopping 245 HD videos and access to a message board, so you know it will be totally worth it.

I wonder who does better business, Avacado Fro or that black reparations site?