Skitzocow David Chase Taylor of Truther News - Conspiracy Theorist "Whistleblower" with a Messiah Complex

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He's a flat earther

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Unbeknownst to most of humanity, the Earth is shaped like a disc, rather flat on the top with a convex lens-like bulge at the bottom. In other words, Earth resembles a typical alien spacecraft which looks like a discus, hence the term “discovery”. Although only conjecture, it’s highly likely that the Greco-Roman philosopher Plato first discovered Earth’s disc or plate-like shape. In short, atop the Earth is Mt. Olympus (i.e., the North Pole) in Greenland, the northernmost point of Earth’s iron core, while Ayers Rock (i.e., the South Pole) is found “Down Under” in Australia, the southernmost point of Earth’s iron core. In geography, this phenomenon is known as antipodes, any place on Earth's surface which is diametrically opposite to it. Two points which are “antipodal” to each other are connected by a straight line running through the center of the Earth, a term likely derived from Earth’s magnetized iron core which draws compasses towards the north. The notion that the Earth is a relatively flat disc-shaped object was also held by the aboriginal cultures of the Americas who believed that the flat Earth was domed by the firmament (i.e., the clouds of Earth’s second moon). The Sumerian sky-god An ruled the "heavens" which were separated from the flat disc of the earth below, inferring that there are indeed two sides to the Earth. Consequently, the Sumerians, which are an alias of the Greco-Romans, also believed that the universe consisted of a flat disk enclosed by a dome.
The Greeks called; they want to remind you that they would know better than most where Olympus actually is. Also the magnetic field called; it wanted to tell you that you are genuinely wrong on so many levels.

Seriously, this is the shoddiest conspiracy theory I've ever seen.
 
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Wait, the Roman Empire controls the world from Greenland? Doesn't this put a bit of a damper on Autphag's grand plan to create Aspergia there? Or is there going to be the epic battle between the autistics and the Romans?

Apparently the Roman Empire is a bunch of morons.

If I ran the entire world, I'd be running it from Monaco or some shit, not a frozen hellhole.
 
Apparently the Roman Empire is a bunch of morons.

If I ran the entire world, I'd be running it from Monaco or some shit, not a frozen hellhole.

That just means you fell for the roman CIA conspiracy and should totally read this article here, where he explains, that greenland is actually a paradisical tropical island, that neither north nor south pole exist and also that something, something global warming is a myth.

On another note, you should probably also read this article, which is about Santa Clause and his role in the global roman CIA conspiracy, just so you know how deep the crazy reaches.
 
ALL HAIL EMPEROR CLAUS!

I kind of like this guy. It's like if you took alt history and shook it through a crazy maker.

Or it's the plot of a new Tomb Raider game.

I love these sorts of folks, I really do. They want to make their mark and be damned if they won't remove history to try for it.

Though typically you want to use mythos to connect your dots rather than re-write them outright. If its a Poe it's a kind of shoddy one for not taking that route.
 
Are there schizos that make videos and crazy crap about want to join the Reptillinati? It seems like they usually just want to whistleblow the lid off the conspiracy of whatever.
Maybe. I don't know of any, but I'm sure that they're out there. What I meant was that conspiracy theorists are conspiracy theorists because they're power-hungry and would probably do the same shit they accuse their scapegoats of doing if they were in any position of power.
 
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So this Roman Empire, is it the toga wearing zeus worshipping gladiator murder fest from popular culture, the Christian autocracy it eventually was, or something else? Because I'm totes up for the first one.
 
I read though his "articles" the other day. The guy puts the "loon" in loony. I do like his support page though. #supportdavidchasetaylor
 
Wait, the Roman Empire controls the world from Greenland? Doesn't this put a bit of a damper on Autphag's grand plan to create Aspergia there? Or is there going to be the epic battle between the autistics and the Romans?

No, they're on the same side. The Romans were, pound for pound, the most austistic people of all time.
 
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