Artcow David "Walky" Willis / Shortpacked - Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord

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Oh boy, this guy.

The most hilarious thing he's done was a porn comic featuring two lesbians from Shortpacked. I doubt anyone wants the link, but the Bad Webcomics Wiki has it.

Long story short, it's not titillating at all - there are parts where characters in orgasmic glee look more like they're yawning. How do you fuck up emotions to that extent?

I'd go on, but there's not much else to it. (There is this hilarious, vaguely more SFW 4chan edit, though.)
 
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Oh man this guy. I remember that just reading about him and his comics on BWW was so cathartic after all the gushing on TvTropes. Of special note is he used to be a practicing Christian, then became an atheist ("one of those atheists" according to BWW, and seeing the picture, he even looks the part of :neckbeard:) . Honestly, reading the BWW review is a good start. Someone in the Dave Hopkins thread pointed out that Bad Webcomics Wiki is an untapped mine for lolcows.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Yea he's not funny, his comics are boring and he looks like a beardless neckbeard but, I don't think he's got anything on Dobs in terms of lameness. I mean his replies to people's critiques bore me out. He's just not interesting.
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Yeah, I think he is an asshole but not exactly stupid or self destructive as Dobby. He has not scared his audience to the point of no return as Dobson did.
 
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MiloWuCollusion said:
Yeah, I think he is an asshole but not exactly stupid or self destructive as Dobby. He has not scared his audience to the point of no return as Dobson did.
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He is like dobson in his deviantart era
>raging SJW
>strawman comics
>eyebrow gymnastics
>self inserts
>cannot take criticism
>complains about DC being sexist all the time
>will make a paragraph after paragraph reply to simple statements like "lol arms shouldn't bend that way"
 
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Twilight Sparkle said:
>strawman comics
>eyebrow gymnastics
>self inserts
>cannot take criticism
>will make a paragraph after paragraph reply to simple statements like "lol arms shouldn't bend that way"
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I will say this descriptions in particular is regular self serving and jerkass web comic creator modus operandi. And being Dobby 2.0 would mean being worse than current age Dobby.
 
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MiloWuCollusion said:
I will say this descriptions in particular is regular self serving and jerkass web comic creator modus operandi. And being Dobby 2.0 would mean being worse than current age Dobby.
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renamed the title into something that means he is a lot like dobby except less spergy.
Hope I didn't trigger anybody
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
I can't understand what any of his comics are trying to say. Can someone fluent in autism translate
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Given that ItsWalky is a huge SJW who I suspect was one of like 2 guys in his school that took Womens/Gender/whatever studies (or alternatively spent WAY too much time on Tumblr), it's sort of like Assigned Male's confusing, self-contradictory pro-SJW messages. This one in question appears to be concerning the amount of girls' content comic books and how they're not "awful" (except for one that was apparently written by a candidate for How To Catch A Predator). And Lucy is being a typical Willis Strawman by claiming her opinions about comics were formed by reading Tumblr. It's a confusing mess of a message, as per usual.
 
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Twilight Sparkle said:
He is like dobson in his deviantart era
>raging SJW
>strawman comics
>eyebrow gymnastics
>self inserts
>cannot take criticism
>complains about DC being sexist all the time
>will make a paragraph after paragraph reply to simple statements like "lol arms shouldn't bend that way"
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Honestly, that describes a lot of comic artists. Frankly, I think that the comments about "wtf is wrong with those fingers" (or whatever) seemed nit-picky, as even in his decline, he still draws better than I think most people (though what those drawings are is another issue).

However, both artists suffer from a general lack of improvement (never moving beyond amateurish-looking stuff), and attacking those who point that out. At least Willis hasn't shown a marked decline. Yet.
 
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Xarpho said:
Honestly, that describes a lot of comic artists. Frankly, I think that the comments about "wtf is wrong with those fingers" (or whatever) seemed nit-picky, as even in his decline, he still draws better than I think most people (though what those drawings are is another issue).

However, both artists suffer from a general lack of improvement (never moving beyond amateurish-looking stuff), and attacking those who point that out. At least Willis hasn't shown a marked decline. Yet.
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I guess he can be considered good as a deviantart user, but when it comes to legit comic artists from DC or marvel, he ain't much.
Almost all his art is either just flat colors with slight shading, no gradients, no blending, no details such as wrinkles or muscle-lines (can't explain it well) and a lot of same face. IMO anyways
 
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Ahh, I was waiting for the day someone would make a Walky thread.
I remember when someone asked him if one of his characters in "Dumbing of Age" were influenced by the show Community, and he got super defensive and said the character was around years before the show.

It's pretty obvious where he draws inspiration from, but he'll maintain that his characters are 100% original.
Admittedly, I can't stop reading DoA moreorless because I'm interested in what whacky sjw shit he's going to pull.
For anyone not in the know: literally everyone is gay.

EDIT: He also recently started drawing porn.
I can't find the imgur link for any of the porn comics, but here are some edits (that I think were done on /co/, idk): http://bgrevln8fu.tumblr.com/tagged/David-Willis (NSFW)

Annnnd here's an entry for "Shortpacked!" on Bad Webcomics wiki: http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Shortpacked!
 
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