Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Maddox Lost said:
I watched it for a bit, they were done a tad earlier and they were only missing one piece, on the stream they were asking the Ref about a missing piece. They still would be very slow, but She definitely fucked the entire tournament.
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The thing to note is that they were given the time they would've finished regardless of the lost piece. So even though they spent time looking for it, in the end it doesn't change their time at all.

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Also, dear god Dax really worked up a sweat finishing this puzzle!
 
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Neetorino said:
The thing to note is that they were given the time they would've finished regardless of the lost piece. So even though they spent time looking for it, in the end it doesn't change their time at all.

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Also, dear god Dax really worked up a sweat finishing this puzzle!
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Literal wetback.

Assembling a puzzle must be a workout.
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
Is this the same guy that likes to dress up as a cow and get fucked in the ass "Juju the cow"?
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This man, whose sidekick is an open pedophile and who openly defends a movie about children publicly putting on sexual displays, because he is himself a pedophile is, indeed, also a pervert who dresses up as a female cow and pretends to be a cow named Juju, while getting fucked in the ass.

Also he's a misogynist, despite being a total woman himself.

Let's just say he's a typical L.A. denizen, despite being vastly less successful than others of his foul ilk of pederasts and other sorts of pervert.
 
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I also thought it was a DSP story when I saw him in Community Happenings; getting into competitive speed-puzzling seems much more like something Phil would do. I think something's gone wrong with the dimensional merge.

Also, I will not hear a bad word against jigsaws. They are a very fun and relaxing hobby. (No need to give me puzzle pieces for this, I already have several thousand of my own.)
 
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Chug Smuckle said:
I assume KF has a puzzle master/expert, a 500 piece puzzle done by 2 people shouldn't take an hour right? I don't have a baseline, but I think I could do it by myself in that amount of time.
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The average time for a single person to do a 500 piece puzzle is between 2-6 hours depending on the complexity of puzzle (shapes, pictures,etc) I love puzzles but am red/green color blind so I am on the slower side. But two people doing a simple 500 piece puzzle in a hour is probably a bit above average.

The puzzle they did seems pretty simple for colors, not a lot of repetitive combinations and detail that can slow you down.

I wouldn’t say they are horrible at it, just slightly better than average.

The pair that won, those are freaks
 
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Maddox Lost said:
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Dick and 80s girl went to the national Puzzling championship instead of going to WATP live. This Retard got 89th out of 100th place. Below his score were actual mentally retarded people, and geriatric people.


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As you can see Dick is fat as shit, hes going to have to cover himself for fat watch.
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Nice weed titties. Dick channeling DSP in the second picture.
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89th out of 100th place
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Bugged jigsaw mechanics.
 
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If this wasn't a "professional" stream, I imagine dick would berate 80s girl under the guise of playing a character. "No you dumb bitch, we have to do the outside border first. THIS IS WHY WE'RE LOOSING.AAAARGH.." it seems like he also really wanted to win or qualify and he's doing the "I wasn't even trying\this was a bit". The worst type of sore loser.
 
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