Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Journoscum]

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So that's where Ralph's weight ran off to

 

[Oliver Onions]

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If this is unaltered then Ralph has to be 3-foot tall.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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[Jack Hoffman]

I tried to listen to the latest episode of TDS and made it 30 minutes in before turning it off.
It was boring, stale and aimless.
The only thing worth noting is that Dick went to Comic-Con with Vito and performed. Apparently they bombed because the crowd didn’t get their references. Cope and seethe fatty.

According to Dick, Vito was trying to include a 13 year old girl he met in the performance.
Apparently Vito didn’t know her age.
It’s interesting that Vito was drawn to children at Comic-Con. Not sus at all.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Vito was trying to include a 13 year old girl he met

Red flag alert; pedophilia activity detected. Launch the "against the wall" protocols IMMEDIATELY

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

According to Dick, Vito was trying to include a 13 year old girl he met in the performance.
Apparently Vito didn’t know her age.

How is that not a red flag? There's no way you can't just not know that someone is 13 and bullshitting when you're as old as Vaedo is. It's even worse, I didn't realise that Vaedo was SEEING HER in person and "didn't realise" she was 13!

I see no conceivable universe in which this fat nigger is telling the truth. We NEED the functions of state to be executed on Vito Gesualdi's life.

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Can he do one pushup?

 

[A Bit Concerning]

It's a weird aspiration and a far cry from peak Dick Show c. 2018-2020, where he could pull people like John McAfee, Negative XP, Sam Hyde, Josh, Metokur, etc. Why the fuck do you want to reingratiate yourself with the LA comedy scene? It's such a weird regression that leads me to believe that because he's pissed off both the sektur and the anti-woke crowd that he needs to look somewhere else for guests, and he figures enough time must've passed that people won't remember who he is or why he was made persona non grata.

He wants to be a weird hedonistic faggot. That’s the bottom line.

If have you people like Metokur and Josh on your show they’re gonna question why you’re dressing up like a cow and getting fucked in the ass while doing acid. If you’re hanging out with LA comedy freaks and Vito you’ll be fine because they won’t question your lifestyle.

Can he do one pushup?

He’s fat and weak, and if he actually did tear his bicep and didn’t just shit himself at the bowling alley, no.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Imagine simping for this.

She looked a lot more feminine 9 years ago, but was obviously gay which means there's no way in hell Dax didn't piss her off with his bullshit.

Dick getting kicked out of UCB was really tragic for him,

from what i've seen/heard abut Dax back then he was the Michael Scott of their improv group, the fact that he never ended up in other people's videos or podcasts or shows very much despite being in UCB for 10+ years should tell you how shit he was at it. its like if a guy told you he was in the army for 10 years and was still a private. Only retards online really worshipped him, everyone else treated him like the tard we all see him as today.

It was interesting to learn about a guy with such a unique profession

i mean its fucking LA, someone with more connections and less of a shitty reputation online already has a podcast about unique jobs. Dick's so toxic if he asked you to go on his show would you do it? if you knew someone who was asked to go on his show would you let them?

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Diddler Dax now fatter than Vito the Pedo?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Why is Diddler Dax now fatter than Vito the Pedo?

See, when you pay for whores newsgirls instead of begging for them, you can get away with a few extra cheeseburgers between peggings.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

 

[AltisticRight]

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This fat balding beaner sodomite's only joke is to comment on other people's weight by the way.
Pig.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Favourite part is that Dax pretends to be so upset when people call Vito a pedophile but openly gives away info like this because he knows it fans the flames.
The day Dax and Vito have a real breakup that isn't gayfabe, he will share so many stories like this.

 

[Incecticyder]

Favourite part is that Dax pretends to be so upset when people call Vito a pedophile but openly gives away info like this because he knows it fans the flames.
The day Dax and Vito have a real breakup that isn't gayfabe, he will share so many stories like this.

And he will fail to realise that he is exposing himself as a pedo defender all over again. Ask Mr Beast if that works out.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This fat balding beaner sodomite's only joke is to comment on other people's weight by the way.
Pig.

And to suggest other people do push-ups when the only exercise he does is fork lifts. Maybe Marie finally had enough of Juju and sold him to a feed lot where he's munching on corn all day.

 

[AltisticRight]

And to suggest other people do push-ups when the only exercise he does is fork lifts. Maybe Marie finally had enough of Juju and sold him to a feed lot where he's munching on corn all day.

This fat smelly balding beaner can't even clean up his dog's mess in the backyard or sear a steak properly. For someone that larps as an "alpha male" whose only joke revolves around women being fat, he sure is a total whimpy beta.

Also those moobs. Lol. Juju's milkers look to be mature.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This fat smelly balding beaner can't even clean up his dog's mess in the backyard or sear a steak properly. For someone that larps as an "alpha male" whose only joke revolves around women being fat, he sure is a total whimpy beta.

Also those moobs. Lol. Juju's milkers look to be mature.

He should be chained to the cuck chair and hooked up to a milking machine while a real man fucks his woman.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

He should be chained to the cuck chair and hooked up to a milking machine while a real man fucks his woman.

Are you threatening him with a good time? Those sodomites are the Joker from the Dark Knight interrogation scene when it comes to deviancy. You have NOTHING to threaten them with, this is a man who dresses up as a cow named Juju so he can get fucked in the ass.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Has Juju come out in the defence of P.Diddy?