Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MikeyNohMore]

It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

Even Jim, who seemed immune, had his health start to sharply decline after brushing shoulders a lil' too much with Juju. Riley might have actually saved Josh's life by gatekeeping him out of Dick's inner circle.

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

Even Jim, who seemed immune, had his health start to sharply decline after brushing shoulders a lil' too much with Juju. Riley might have actually saved Josh's life by gatekeeping him out of Dick's inner circle.

I remembered the line from the A-log scripture, the Bhagavad Sneeda; Dax is trying to persuade Jawsh that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-gunted form and says, "Now I am become Dick, the destroyer of e-careers."

 

[Oliver Onions]

It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

Even Jim, who seemed immune, had his health start to sharply decline after brushing shoulders a lil' too much with Juju. Riley might have actually saved Josh's life by gatekeeping him out of Dick's inner circle.

I think that's really just because the only people who'd want to be around Dick for any length of time are degenerates just like him, already looking for an excuse to fuck up their lives if they aren't well on their way. I can see why Josh and Jim went on his show a long time ago when he was still mostly just Internet Howard Stern, but they wisely cut ties after it became more and more apparent that it wasn't an act and Juju is actually a degenerate retard.

TL;DR If you actively choose to be friends with a dude in his 40s who openly acts like he's still in high school without a hint of shame or irony, you're never gonna make it.

 

[Incecticyder]

TL;DR If you actively choose to be friends with a dude in his 40s who openly acts like he's still in high school without a hint of shame or irony, you're never gonna make it.

I disagree. A lot of these guys had made it. Dax "Juju" helped them unmake it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I disagree. A lot of these guys had made it. Dax "Juju" helped them unmake it.

He didn't really, though. He certainly encouraged it, but if you remove Dax from the equation Nick Rekieta would have still speedran alcoholism and felony charges just fine on his own. It's like when celebrities OD or otherwise delete their servers: doesn't matter how good you have it, if that seed of self-destruction is in there it will find a way to take root and bloom.

Maddox is maybe the one exception I'd grant you, because his inability to let go absolutely ruined his life, but that was only possible because Maddox was such a thin-skinned, petty bitch in the first place, and he always had been. A sane man would have cut his losses and moved on with his life.

 

[Incecticyder]

He didn't really, though. He certainly encouraged it, but if you remove Dax from the equation Nick Rekieta would have still speedran alcoholism and felony charges just fine on his own. It's like when celebrities OD or otherwise delete their servers: doesn't matter how good you have it, if that seed of self-destruction is in there it will find a way to take root and bloom.

Maddox is maybe the one exception I'd grant you, because his inability to let go absolutely ruined his life, but that was only possible because Maddox was such a thin-skinned, petty bitch in the first place, and he always had been. A sane man would have cut his losses and moved on with his life.

I am not saying that Juju was the only one responsible for their fall but when a powerful and influential man in the field you are in encourages you to keep going down a path, it is hard to overcome your vices. He is not the thrusters, the pedal, the wheels, the steering or the foot but he is the grease on the road.

 

[Vibralldo]

I am not saying that Juju was the only one responsible for their fall but when a powerful and influential man in the field you are in encourages you to keep going down a path, it is hard to overcome your vices. He is not the thrusters, the pedal, the wheels, the steering or the foot but he is the grease on the road.

Juju definitely inspired Nick's desire to become a standup comedian which causes psychological harm to everyone that hears him talk

 

[Oliver Onions]

Juju definitely inspired Nick's desire to become a standup comedian

This is the real crime, and why Juju will ultimately face the wall. And, unlike Stephen Hawking, he'll be standing up.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

You’re making him out to be internet Satan. It only looks that way to you, because you aren’t a drug addict. Look at any drug addict and you’ll be amazed at how many of their friends and associates ruin their life over a 5 year period.

 

[Incecticyder]

You’re making him out to be internet Satan. It only looks that way to you, because you aren’t a drug addict. Look at any drug addict and you’ll be amazed at how many of their friends and associates ruin their life over a 5 year period.

No one is making him out to be Satan but people do not like drug addicts for the reason that they make the lives of others worse and by being very famous, he has the chance to ruin a lot more people's lives. Famously Mint Salad was told to leave her parents by Juju and he made her into a Piss Goblin's onahole. Can you point me at anyone whose life improved from their continued association with Juju? Everyone has had diminishing returns after a point. The closest one is Sean but even then you could argue that being around pedos probably hurt his career should TDS go up in flames. Calling Juju a drug addict is hardly the bulletproof defense you think it is.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Can you point me at anyone whose life improved from their continued association with Juju? Everyone has had diminishing returns after a point. The closest one is Sean but even then you could argue that being around pedos probably hurt his career should TDS go up in flames.

IIRC Sean was the guy who would hang around in high school parking lots to sell alcohol to the kids and attended high school house parties well into his mid to late twenties, so he might not be too bothered about it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Famously Mint Salad was told to leave her parents by Juju and he made her into a Piss Goblin's onahole.

While true, it's not like Mint was on her way to a life of glory and success before Dick got involved. This is what @NVLLS BR0k3n D!€K is saying: everyone Dick drags down with him only gets dragged down because they were already a loser to begin with.

Self-destructive retards have always been drawn to one another, it's why this site exists.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

While true, it's not like Mint was on her way to a life of glory and success before Dick got involved. This is what @NVLLS BR0k3n D!€K is saying: everyone Dick drags down with him only gets dragged down because they were already a loser to begin with.

Yeah that’s basically what I’m saying. I doubt it took much coaxing to convince Mint Salad to be a drugged out whore. It’s not like she was America’s first either.

As pointed out above there are so many people who have voluntarily ceased association with Dax because they saw him for who he was (Asterios is actually one of those guys, I don’t think it’s entirely fair to blame Dax for what happened to him - besides being a little miserly with his Patreonbux, which makes him a bad friend). What happened to guys like Larry, Tim Chainz, Randy, Null, and Jim? They all chose not to self-destruct with a drug addict moreso than actually got harmed by him. The ones that hang around are those who just want to party, do drugs, and suck cock with him.

So I guess like yeah I agree that he’s a bad influence but more along the lines of a middle schooler cutting class to smoke weed than Al Pacino in Devil’s Advocate. The overall psychic harm to his audience of fatherless autists has got to be pretty big though.

 

[Incecticyder]

IIRC Sean was the guy who would hang around in high school parking lots to sell alcohol to the kids and attended high school house parties well into his mid to late twenties, so he might not be too bothered about it.

He was never a moral man but the fact that Juju is a bad influence remains. Juju might not have forced drugs on him but he did not discourage him either as a good person should is also true.

While true, it's not like Mint was on her way to a life of glory and success before Dick got involved. This is what @NVLLS BR0k3n D!€K is saying: everyone Dick drags down with him only gets dragged down because they were already a loser to begin with.

Self-destructive retards have always been drawn to one another, it's why this site exists.

She would never be an astronaut but even being a retarded furry porn artist was a step up from being the retarded piss e-whore of a Tiny Dicked Ogre with pedophilic tendencies that acts as an attack boar for a junkie podcaster. At least before meeting Juju, she had a family that wanted to protect her from people like him who would use her and abuse her.

Yeah that’s basically what I’m saying. I doubt it took much coaxing to convince Mint Salad to be a drugged out whore. It’s not like she was America’s first either.

As pointed out above there are so many people who have voluntarily ceased association with Dax because they saw him for who he was (Asterios is actually one of those guys, I don’t think it’s entirely fair to blame Dax for what happened to him - besides being a little miserly with his Patreonbux, which makes him a bad friend). What happened to guys like Larry, Tim Chainz, Randy, Null, and Jim? They all chose not to self-destruct with a drug addict moreso than actually got harmed by him. The ones that hang around are those who just want to party, do drugs, and suck cock with him.

So I guess like yeah I agree that he’s a bad influence but more along the lines of a middle schooler cutting class to smoke weed than Al Pacino in Devil’s Advocate. The overall psychic harm to his audience of fatherless autists has got to be pretty big though.

That is my point exactly. He is the grease on the road to Hell, not the Devil himself. He will not lead you down the road, he will just make you lose control and crash.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

For what it's worth, Paige Saliba/Peach Saliva seems to be doing okay for herself. She married Pat formerly from Super Best Friends and now has a kid with him, and as long as she keeps that kid at least a thousand feet away from Diddy Dax and his crew she's pretty much set.

I guess non-retarded women are immune to the Diddler's curse?

 

[Pill Cosby]

At least before meeting Juju, she had a family that wanted to protect her from people like him who would use her and abuse her.

There used to be a man who had a doting wife and children, he used to run a small Law Firm in Minnesota. He started to make videos of a lolcow known as Maddoxl he eventually caught the eye of Dax Hererra who is also known as Juju the Cown and likes to get fucked in the ass.

Well after meeting Dax our once family man became a drug addict alcoholic. He also lost his kids to CPS and keeps a young whore around who he's traded his wife for.

The orbit of Dax is one that can turn a mentally challeneged women into a homeless piss who who gets fucked by a hairy wigger-midget with a micropenis that even groypers would be ashamed to know.

 

[mfalkner]

No one is making him out to be Satan but people do not like drug addicts for the reason that they make the lives of others worse and by being very famous, he has the chance to ruin a lot more people's lives. Famously Mint Salad was told to leave her parents by Juju and he made her into a Piss Goblin's onahole. Can you point me at anyone whose life improved from their continued association with Juju? Everyone has had diminishing returns after a point. The closest one is Sean but even then you could argue that being around pedos probably hurt his career should TDS go up in flames. Calling Juju a drug addict is hardly the bulletproof defense you think it is.

Karl Hamburger is an example of being better off before palling around with Juju

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

For what it's worth, Paige Saliba/Peach Saliva seems to be doing okay for herself. She married Pat formerly from Super Best Friends and now has a kid with him, and as long as she keeps that kid at least a thousand feet away from Diddy Dax and his crew she's pretty much set.

I guess non-retarded women are immune to the Diddler's curse?

They were assaulted by a Youtuber, spend way too much time hanging around furries, trannies and other degenerates, and literally had to move cross country, chased out of town after she started a fight with an elderly neighbour.

They may have etched out their little parasocial hole of weirdos and freaks trying to constant virtue signal, but i would not say she is doing okay for herself and they are not liked outside of that.

 

[Annealing Crater]

For what it's worth, Paige Saliba/Peach Saliva seems to be doing okay for herself. She married Pat formerly from Super Best Friends and now has a kid with him, and as long as she keeps that kid at least a thousand feet away from Diddy Dax and his crew she's pretty much set.

I guess non-retarded women are immune to the Diddler's curse?

Is she still a prostitute?

 

[gouffan]

Is she still a prostitute?

I know she was in some "open relationship" and Pat was getting cucked for a while.