Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Jury trial means the judge thinks conviction is likely. This is not the win you think it is.
Unironically, nothing would be better for Juju's show than Eric getting Riley thrown in jail

It'd give him justification to up his war against Eric

"See? He had my producer thrown in jail for the crime of criticizing him! In person! On his private property! At night!"
 
Unironically, nothing would be better for Juju's show than Eric getting Riley thrown in jail

It'd give him justification to up his war against Eric

"See? He had my producer thrown in jail for the crime of criticizing him! In person! On his private property! At night!"
Losing one of his trained retards is small potatoes against having something new to bitch about when it comes to Daxipad.
I do wonder though. If Riley is faced with actual jail time for harassing July, will he spill any dirt on Juju in an attempt to save his worthless fat ass?
 
Eric July onthe stand:

“Your honor that white boy stanks like shit! Worse than any nigger crackhead who died in a hot car. Now let me axe you the jury sumtin. Would you want that around your business? The cracker does piss play videos with a woman who can’t be bothered to wipe her own ass and has shitstains in her drawers”

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“Your honor we have reached a verdict and recommend everyone involved with this be lynched until dead”
 
"Yeah, so I had send this insane midget send incredibly crazy videos to me, trespass on my property, and urinate on my grandfather's grave."
WHAT A PUSSSY ACK ACK ACK
No matter how many times I try to understand the logic of it, I can only conclude that everyone of them is an idiot. Did Juju not call a lawyer (a practicing one) to ask about how fucked Riley is and whether Riley's electronics would be searched to find anything incriminating on him or others? Cow should be panicking right now.

Dax is looking at 3, maybe 4 months of content from this, and all it takes is his "friend" Riley to go to prison (which he will do willingly!)
Not if they can connect Juju with Riley on this and other things. Juju has been a staunch pedo defender for a while now. If they find something on Riley's phone that makes them search him, the Cow is going to the slaughterhouse.

Unironically, nothing would be better for Juju's show than Eric getting Riley thrown in jail

It'd give him justification to up his war against Eric

"See? He had my producer thrown in jail for the crime of criticizing him! In person! On his private property! At night!"
Not really. If the Jury decides that Juju is a co-conspirator, anything he says will put him in immense trouble.

Losing one of his trained retards is small potatoes against having something new to bitch about when it comes to Daxipad.
I do wonder though. If Riley is faced with actual jail time for harassing July, will he spill any dirt on Juju in an attempt to save his worthless fat ass?
Riley opens his mouth without thought. He confessed to filming unaware kids the way one would tell a story about how they would sneak into the kitchen for extra cookies when they were little. He might land Juju the death penalty while trying to chat. He is not smart enough to control what he says and think what would be the best course of action.

I'd imagine Riley and Potato Salad will be walking into court smelling like body ordor and piss and I hope we can get a recording from inside of court.
Courts have standards. Some might kick you out for not wearing a belt, a tie or a suit. Going in while smelling like an entire skank family became roadkill on you ten weeks ago would not give them the best impression.
 
No! He's using Riley Mix as a content machine. Dax will enable any behavior as long as it provides a smidgen of content. Josh is lucky he cut ties as soon as he did.
You're right. This is a potential Juju win because he'd end up wasting the time of both the court and Eric July with this clownshow, and ultimately that's what he wants. Forcing people to pay attention to him and his pedophile/groomer pals.
 
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I'm going to hope you meant skunk family, although skank family would probably be just as fitting for stinky retards like Riley and Mint
I will leave that up to the interpreter as they are whores due to doing porn. A pun that works so well!

According to Eric July, he or his company is not involved in the lawsuit against Riley: (X//A)
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Now this is interesting. What the hell is Juju talking about then? Could it be that Riley is getting sued by the state or the federal gov? Any lawkiwis to help us?
 
I thought jury trials only happened for major crimes, not some fat retard stalking a confused black man.
If it’s a criminal trial (which it looks like it is), then the defendant has a right to a jury trial unless he specifically waived that right. Usually that happens as part of accepting a plea deal, but as long as the state insists on prosecuting it is a jury trial by default.
 
And Dax is spinning that this is a win? Lol. His henchman is going to get fucked to death
As always, it's hard to tell if this is a win for Dax because he thinks Eric July will finally be exposed for the conman he is or because he wants to laugh at Riley getting buck broken by the justice system. He's probably happy either way tbh.
 
Amazing he's still going with 'hurt feelings' trial after he had a total meltdown over the inflatable cow being left outside his house. Is this likely to be bullshit btw? I thought jury trials only happened for major crimes, not some fat retard stalking a confused black man.
If you're facing incarceration (federally six months) you have the absolute right to a jury trial, and you often have the right even when facing lesser penalties. That's fundamental.
Jury trial means the judge thinks conviction is likely. This is not the win you think it is.
No, that has absolutely zippo to do with it. It means the defendant requested it and has an absolute, fundamental right to it.
According to Eric July, he or his company is not involved in the lawsuit against Riley: (X//A)
It's not a lawsuit, it's a criminal trial.
Usually that happens as part of accepting a plea deal, but as long as the state insists on prosecuting it is a jury trial by default.
It's up to the defendant, who can opt for a bench trial.
Yeah about that...
Eric July only has to take the stand if they specifically request him. He has no reason not to, though. If I were July, I'd show up because there's absolutely nothing embarrassing to him about any of these events. He was harassed and had his property trespassed on by a fat, greasy, piss-stinking, sex pervert midget.
 
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