Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

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When will Earl finally get kicked out?

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LexTruther said:
Hey, I actually have a question for you guys. I get why you guys don’t call him Cade despite everyone here knowing him as that, but how come you guys call him
“Earlp”?
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I could be wrong but I think back especially when ROTC was doing videos on the guy there was one recording of Cade's where his Dad started yelling at him and it sounded like he called the boy "Earlp." It was so hilarious and endearing it's stuck on the board. (RIP old man, we hope you're in a better place)
 
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Thank you, @LexTruther for bringing some insight from a local into Cade's particular brand of insanity. He's one of my personal favorite cows.

You might not be able to answer this question, but I'll ask anyway.

Was Cade's father well-known in the community? Did he have people in his life (not Earlp) who will remember him fondly? I believe he often gave Earlp rides to the bars. Did you ever meet him personally? If so, what were your impressions?

Thanks for your time, friend. Hope you get some enjoyment out of reading some of the threads here.
 
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Ceaseless Discharge said:
Thank you, @LexTruther for bringing some insight from a local into Cade's particular brand of insanity. He's one of my personal favorite cows.

You might not be able to answer this question, but I'll ask anyway.

Was Cade's father well-known in the community? Did he have people in his life (not Earlp) who will remember him fondly? I believe he often gave Earlp rides to the bars. Did you ever meet him personally? If so, what were your impressions?

Thanks for your time, friend. Hope you get some enjoyment out of reading some of the threads here.
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Cades father wasn't well known in the community in any substantial or direct way, other than people were simply aware that this man existed, and was awake to pick up his shithead son every night at 2:30 am. There's...much I can't elaborate on here without outing who I am here, so I'll be vague: Cades dad was an extremely sad, completely broken man. Sherman was enough of a disappointment, but Cade just....broke him. He just wanted Cade to, for once, be nice to him. He wasn't the villain that Cade pretended he was to the community, but he knew how Cade spoke about him, and to be used and mistreated and abused as a literal *prop* for his own sons fantasy origin story just kindof...really destroyed him. There is some solace here though: before it was all over and he kissed the sweet abyss, he was aware that the community never believed the shit Cade said him.

Having said that, the man wasn't a beacon of wholesome virtue or a solid role model either, to be fair. After all, he did produce Sherman and Cade. But at least in that one aspect of the mans life, he deserved a far better legacy than what Cade crafted for him unwillingly, so I think that at least needs to be mentioned. It's been awhile since I did anything social, and I don't go to the places that Cade frequents anymore, but sometimes you see him rolling into the bar right at last call, like the asshole who comes into the steakhouse 5 minutes before close and your just speechless.
 
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LexTruther said:
There is some solace here though: before it was all over and he kissed the sweet abyss, he was aware that the community never believed the shit Cade said him.
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This is honestly good to hear. Obviously, everyone in this thread knew that Cade's various accusations of abuse were untrue. Not only is the motherfucker demonstrably insane, but there were small bits of evidence suggesting deception and his behavior was often incongruous with his statements. For example, he refused to speak to the police about this alleged abuse, even when offered the chance to engage in a private conversation with them. In many of the videos uploaded by Cade, we got a glimpse into an incredibly chaotic family dynamic, but not once did he ever manage to document a single case of anyone in the household laying a finger on him in a malicious manner.

I'm sure a lot of people in the community rolled their eyes and inwardly questioned how Earlp was being abused by an elderly man with cancer. The same man who gave his adult son rides to and from the bars during the late nights and early mornings, who let him stay in his house, flaking up the place, and still gave him an allowance. It just doesn't make sense.

LexTruther said:
It's been awhile since I did anything social, and I don't go to the places that Cade frequents anymore, but sometimes you see him rolling into the bar right at last call, like the asshole who comes into the steakhouse 5 minutes before close and your just speechless.
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And this doesn't surprise me at all. Not in the least.
 
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LexTruther said:
Hey, I actually have a question for you guys. I get why you guys don’t call him Cade despite everyone here knowing him as that, but how come you guys call him
“Earlp”?
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It was a joke from the ROTC streams where they were commenting on how Trannys always use some weird feminine variation of their real name, when at this point they knew his birth name was Earl at least.

Something along the lines of:
"You can't really make a girls name out of Earl"
"Yeah you can just add a P" (The joke being he'd take the name Pearl)
"What? Earlp?"

That's how I remember it at least, I'm not a regular ROTC watcher but I enjoyed the Dayton clips from their streams.
 
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Ghoul 4 Jewels said:
It was a joke from the ROTC streams where they were commenting on how Trannys always use some weird feminine variation of their real name, when at this point they knew his birth name was Earl at least.

Something along the lines of:
"You can't really make a girls name out of Earl"
"Yeah you can just add a P" (The joke being he'd take the name Pearl)
"What? Earlp?"

That's how I remember it at least, I'm not a regular ROTC watcher but I enjoyed the Dayton clips from their streams.
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Pearl is such an ugly fuckin old lady name lmao

Except the movie Pearl that was good shit
 
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So last time I posted here, I believe I had mentioned something along the lines that Cade spent the past year "going on over 25 dates that turned out not to be dates". Yes thats right: Cade had made less-than-half-hearted tenative plans with people who barely tolerate his existence, to show up and occupy the same space between four walls, and Cade sincerely thought they were dates.

I also mentioned that he recently ran into and struck up a conversation with a girl who is entirely unfamiliar with his bullshit. The thing is, he keeps posting about her. He's posting pictures OF her, and talking about her, talking about plans he has with her, referring to her literally as "my love interest" (something to be said about that choice of language considering his main character syndrome) He's posting HIS side of text conversations that he has with her. There are people who have game, and there are people who don't have game. And then there are people who have the OPPOSITE of game, and its mystifying to watch. His most recent post about her is that she isn't answering his texts, saying that she has stated shes just been busy lately. Anyone with half a brain cell can extrapolate and clearly see that the girl is trying to shake him after realization set in. But Cade just goes right to facebook to get that dopamine hit from the enablers and apologists. Its a sinkhole to sift through too: 36 facebook posts in the past 16 hours. That is absolutely insane.
 
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LexTruther said:
So last time I posted here, I believe I had mentioned something along the lines that Cade spent the past year "going on over 25 dates that turned out not to be dates". Yes thats right: Cade had made less-than-half-hearted tenative plans with people who barely tolerate his existence, to show up and occupy the same space between four walls, and Cade sincerely thought they were dates.

I also mentioned that he recently ran into and struck up a conversation with a girl who is entirely unfamiliar with his bullshit. The thing is, he keeps posting about her. He's posting pictures OF her, and talking about her, talking about plans he has with her, referring to her literally as "my love interest" (something to be said about that choice of language considering his main character syndrome) He's posting HIS side of text conversations that he has with her. There are people who have game, and there are people who don't have game. And then there are people who have the OPPOSITE of game, and its mystifying to watch. His most recent post about her is that she isn't answering his texts, saying that she has stated shes just been busy lately. Anyone with half a brain cell can extrapolate and clearly see that the girl is trying to shake him after realization set in. But Cade just goes right to facebook to get that dopamine hit from the enablers and apologists. Its a sinkhole to sift through too: 36 facebook posts in the past 16 hours. That is absolutely insane.
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Same energy
 
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LexTruther said:
So last time I posted here, I believe I had mentioned something along the lines that Cade spent the past year "going on over 25 dates that turned out not to be dates". Yes thats right: Cade had made less-than-half-hearted tenative plans with people who barely tolerate his existence, to show up and occupy the same space between four walls, and Cade sincerely thought they were dates.

I also mentioned that he recently ran into and struck up a conversation with a girl who is entirely unfamiliar with his bullshit. The thing is, he keeps posting about her. He's posting pictures OF her, and talking about her, talking about plans he has with her, referring to her literally as "my love interest" (something to be said about that choice of language considering his main character syndrome) He's posting HIS side of text conversations that he has with her. There are people who have game, and there are people who don't have game. And then there are people who have the OPPOSITE of game, and its mystifying to watch. His most recent post about her is that she isn't answering his texts, saying that she has stated shes just been busy lately. Anyone with half a brain cell can extrapolate and clearly see that the girl is trying to shake him after realization set in. But Cade just goes right to facebook to get that dopamine hit from the enablers and apologists. Its a sinkhole to sift through too: 36 facebook posts in the past 16 hours. That is absolutely insane.
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You know... this is when like an older brother would be useful. "Nah, bro. You gotta let this one go. Now let's go over where you went wrong for the next one..."
 
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Haven't had access to my PC in months, but I'm back. I have a highlights megapost of Cade's activity incoming from screenshots I took on my phone over the months, so expect that eventually. In the meantime, enjoy a video of a grown man berating his elderly mother for not paying him his NEETbucks for the holidays. Cade's mother picks up a broom and dust pan and begins to clean during filming in the cluttered, dirty house. Gee, wonder why she didn't pay him.

Merry Christmas, ya skinhead bigots!

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rosechupacabra said:
Haven't had access to my PC in months, but I'm back. I have a highlights megapost of Cade's activity incoming from screenshots I took on my phone over the months, so expect that eventually. In the meantime, enjoy a video of a grown man berating his elderly mother for not paying him his NEETbucks for the holidays. Cade's mother picks up a broom and dust pan and begins to clean during filming in the cluttered, dirty house. Gee, wonder why she didn't pay him.

Merry Christmas, ya skinhead bigots!

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Good to know he added context in parenthesis for why his mom is LITERALLY an INSANE PSYCHOPATH DRUMPF SUPPORTER, I was kind of feeling like he may be a bad person but that really changed my mind
 
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Earl has a question for Reddit.

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Link to post. Link to profile.

Comments suggesting it's really not that bad and asking for examples and your usual reddit 'evil bad GOP heckin transphobes!'. Nobody has considered yet that this could be a personality issue.

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Earl has also written a poem about his psoriasis.

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80's Dad said:
Earl has a question for Reddit.

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Link to post. Link to profile.

Comments suggesting it's really not that bad and asking for examples and your usual reddit 'evil bad GOP heckin transphobes!'. Nobody has considered yet that this could be a personality issue.

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Earl has also written a poem about his psoriasis.

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It's what I like to call the Boogie effect.
The person has an inability or a pathological unwillingness to self reflect or take personal account that the things they say or do is the real reason no-one likes them.
It's always a perceived army of h8ters or trolls who just attack them for the sake of being a big meanie. In Boogies case it's took him ten years to alienate his entire fanbase online.
In Earls case it's an entire IRL town that's fed up of his bullshit.
"I'm not a bad person, in fact I think I'm pretty cool if people would just get to know me. Ergo this entire town must me tranzphobies against poor widdle me!!!1!"

Anyone that has met him knows he's got a persecution complex and a repellent personality and warn others accordingly so people who haven't met him are always given a heads up "Oh Him/"Her"? Nah steer clear and don't bother, they're the town weirdo. He'll just end up accusing you of being transphobic once you get bored of hearing his rehearsed"pity me" dialogue tree responses for the 50th time"

Or they've seen first hand his own videos of him lurking in an upstairs bathroom shit talking his entire family, Disrespecting his Mother and Father despite them feeding him, driving him to and from the bar at all hours of the night and giving him a roof rent free, Speaking ill of both his dead Father and Brother despite them never really doing him wrong and not being here to defend themselves and calling his sisters husband essentially a self hating uncle tom maga white supremacist despite him being Black.

It's the age old principle of "If you see more than four arseholes in a day. . . You're the arsehole"

The entire town isn't the problem Flakey Earlp.

You are.
 
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rosechupacabra said:
Haven't had access to my PC in months, but I'm back. I have a highlights megapost of Cade's activity incoming from screenshots I took on my phone over the months, so expect that eventually. In the meantime, enjoy a video of a grown man berating his elderly mother for not paying him his NEETbucks for the holidays. Cade's mother picks up a broom and dust pan and begins to clean during filming in the cluttered, dirty house. Gee, wonder why she didn't pay him.

Merry Christmas, ya skinhead bigots!

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My Christmas wish is that his mum gets one last burst of energy and fly kicks him down the stairs.
 
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