Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[Moccren]

She is all alone in that house with him, I feel so horrible for her, this really feels like it's going to end in violence one way or another one of them is going to harm the other

Thought I'd do a check up since its been years, remembering how funny the "He beats me" rants were. Jesus Christ, this got depressing.

 

[Flexo]

God, this is no way to live. Why wont she kick him out? Did the father make her promise? KICK THE FAGGOT OUT!

Never underestimate just how far a mother's love can go.

Especially after she already lost one son, I can completely understand her refusal to lose another.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Thought I'd do a check up since its been years, remembering how funny the "He beats me" rants were. Jesus Christ, this got depressing.

When Earl first got discovered by the farms this shit was pretty entertaining, the videos of Earl bitching about getting beaten and then himself and Sherms getting into screaming matches almost had a skit-like quality to them lmao.

This whole situation will only keep getting worse, all of this lore is like repeatedly watching a car wreck, knowing what's going to happen but simply observing without any power. I discovered this thread in 2020 when I had nothing better to do, but even now that I'm busier, it seems like every occasion I return here, there's some brand new shit going down.

Every possible outcome/trajectory that could occur after we lose Mrs. Shultz is bad, I have trouble imagining any positive outcome to this situation. Some people earlier in this thread kept speculating he could actually get the house after his mother passes away, I mean it's not off the table completely; it's a surprisingly common scenario that the psychotic/dysfunctional/abusive family member somehow ends up with the inheritance/owning property. But even then, it seems more likely his family wouldn't let that happen, I highly doubt his sister/brother-in-law would want him living directly across the street , especially when they have young children lol. But even in the opposite case, if he does end up getting the house somehow, he's so mentally unstable he'll do something to fuck it up. This dude is quite far from functional and manages to mess up any situation/relationship he ends up in with his serious issues.

It's always more insightful to get the viewpoints of people who've encountered Earl IRL to give us more information about him, as most of the content/info we've received is actually through the unreliable narration of this shitty human being. It seems like when other people call out Earl's actions, there's all sorts of nasty behavior coming to light. Hell, I can only imagine how his own family views him and all the shit he's pulled that hasn't been revealed. This is the same motherfucker who tried planning a party at his parents house as they went to visit his dying brother at a hospice house (Nobody came since he got zero attention). That particular detail stuck with me since it really reveals his true colors.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

my bet is that Mom and remaining siblings are doing what they need to legally to make sure he does not end up with the house or any major responsibilities other than his own existence. He may get a very specific inheritance be it money or items but otherwise I'm sure he will be left to deal with his own survival. if he weren't so combative and dramatic his siblings might help him but he gives plenty of examples and evidence of how their potential help would backfire.

 

[glass_houses]

my bet is that Mom and remaining siblings are doing what they need to legally to make sure he does not end up with the house or any major responsibilities other than his own existence. He may get a very specific inheritance be it money or items but otherwise I'm sure he will be left to deal with his own survival. if he weren't so combative and dramatic his siblings might help him but he gives plenty of examples and evidence of how their potential help would backfire.

Absolutely not. His mother is his biggest enabler. He will get the house because he "needs it more". And even if his mother did see the light and split the inheritance, he'll go after his siblings for taking what's rightfully his. He is the kind of person who'd cheerfully burn his childhood house to the ground to stop other people from getting their hands on it.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I wish this faggot would try to start an actual YouTube channel or something. Earl could be a pretty well known lolcow if he was just more prolific and tried to do more stuff than simply putting out horrible pocket videos of his family talking in another room. So much wasted potential.

 

[Flexo]

I wish this faggot would try to start an actual YouTube channel or something. Earl could be a pretty well known lolcow if he was just more prolific and tried to do more stuff than simply putting out horrible pocket videos of his family talking in another room. So much wasted potential.

NGL, the idea of him streaming gambling sessions on kick is kind of hilarious.

"The black jack dealer beats me, the racist skinhead nazi."
(Note the blackjack dealer is probably a black woman)

 

[gayops]

I wish this faggot would try to start an actual YouTube channel or something. Earl could be a pretty well known lolcow if he was just more prolific and tried to do more stuff than simply putting out horrible pocket videos of his family talking in another room. So much wasted potential.

True, I'm getting tired of listening to compilations of the same carousal of lolcows at work.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Who is the worse sibling to have: Andy Ditch or Earlp Shultz?

 

[ClamHammer]

Who is the worse sibling to have: Andy Ditch or Earlp Shultz?

100% andy ditch, both are belligerent psychos who use emotional warfare, but andy literally tried to poison his family, earlp is a little bitch who wouldnt really try much

 

[Drama Trauma]

100% andy ditch, both are belligerent psychos who use emotional warfare, but andy literally tried to poison his family, earlp is a little bitch who wouldnt really try much

You might be right, but I wouldn't underestimate Earlp. He attacked at least twice his late brother Sherman, the most notable incident was the "red wine glass incident".
If I remember correctly he once almost attacked his then pregnant sister, but his father stepped between them.
I almost sure that both of his brother and father would have lived more years if Earlp wouldn't be such a deranged schizo.

 

[ClamHammer]

You might be right, but I wouldn't underestimate Earlp. He attacked at least twice his late brother Sherman, the most notable incident was the "red wine glass incident".
If I remember correctly he once almost attacked his then pregnant sister, but his father stepped between them.
I almost sure that both of his brother and father would have lived more years if Earlp wouldn't be such a deranged schizo.

oh for sure, but ditch could have poisoned somebody to death, earlp's useless noodley troon arms are only gonna go so far in an assault

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I for one would kill to see footage or even get more stories about Earlp during his Captain Jack Sparrow phase. That sounds like some old school wholesome retard content we could all get behind

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Absolutely not. His mother is his biggest enabler. He will get the house because he "needs it more". And even if his mother did see the light and split the inheritance, he'll go after his siblings for taking what's rightfully his. He is the kind of person who'd cheerfully burn his childhood house to the ground to stop other people from getting their hands on it.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This faggot has terrorized this family so much that it led his dad and older brother to an early grave. I would not be surprised if his mom completely resented Ealrp.

 

[rosechupacabra]

Cade got swole all over the last two days. He's now in the ER, and is going to be transferred to another hospital.

Thoughts and prayers for our glam rock lobster.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Cade got swole all over the last two days. He's now in the ER, and is going to be transferred to another hospital.

Thoughts and prayers for our glam rock lobster.

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This is all retarded shit in his head right? I thought the major contribution to how fucked his skin is, is because he takes like home long piping how showers?

 

[glass_houses]

This is all retarded shit in his head right? I thought the major contribution to how fucked his skin is, is because he takes like home long piping how showers?

He has pretty severe psoriasis. People with the condition generally try to manage it with things like diet, skin care regimes, avoiding irritating chemicals and perfumes, choosing garments that are breathable and non abrasive, and trying to take care of their mental health as stress causes flair ups. He does none of these things. He eats shit, he doesn't care for his skin, he wears fast fashion and he's severely mentally ill but has never seen a psychiatrist.

If he tried to manage his condition he'd still have it, but likely not nearly as bad as he now.

I was speaking to a psoriasis sufferer a couple of years back, and he was complaining about the thick plaques on his shins and how much they itched. He used to try and remove the dead skin, until he full on degloved a large area of his leg by accident. Nasty stuff. He absolutely hated his condition and did everything he could to manage it, but still dealt with a lot of pain, discomfort and itching... not to mention unwanted attention whenever he was wearing shorts and short sleeves, and people could see the plaques and cracked skin. Poor man.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I've lurked here for awhile and was waiting awhile for an update. I honestly wasn't sure if he was even alive or living at his Mom's still or not.

I suppose I want to ask, does anyone have any pictures or information about his early life? I've heard a bit, but I've got to imagine some shit happened back then.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I've lurked here for awhile and was waiting awhile for an update. I honestly wasn't sure if he was even alive or living at his Mom's still or not.

I suppose I want to ask, does anyone have any pictures or information about his early life? I've heard a bit, but I've got to imagine some shit happened back then.

From the lore I’ve seen on the thread some of the earliest lore was his captain jack sparrow phase. In high school he dressed like a pirate all the time. I don’t believe anyone ITT has found pics. I think there’s a more thorough post somewhere back, but I think that’s about the earliest Earlp lore known

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

From the lore I’ve seen on the thread some of the earliest lore was his captain jack sparrow phase. In high school he dressed like a pirate all the time. I don’t believe anyone ITT has found pics. I think there’s a more thorough post somewhere back, but I think that’s about the earliest Earlp lore known

Yeah, I heard about that although I don't know how trustworthy the source is as it is just a rumor. This photo seems to depict the Schulz family in the 90s, I assume Earlp is on the lower left?