Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

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When will Earl finally get kicked out?

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Cade's doctors think he did it to himself with supplements. I am somehow not surprised

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He does look a little less lobstertastic today.


Bonus from a couple days ago: Cade says hi to his nephew.
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ShahOfIran1979 said:
I've lurked here for awhile and was waiting awhile for an update. I honestly wasn't sure if he was even alive or living at his Mom's still or not.
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There's one thing you can be sure of. Cade. Cade never changes.

I have him on Facebook and used to post a lot more, but he goes long stretches where he's just posting about Andy Warhol mom and Kurt Cobain and sperging about films and clothes and such. I always wonder if I should post when he's ranting about his mom, sister, his ex, Shermy, etc, but it's 99% the same stuff over and over. I do try to grab significant life stuff or video posts when they happen.
 
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rosechupacabra said:
There's one thing you can be sure of. Cade. Cade never changes.

I have him on Facebook and used to post a lot more, but he goes long stretches where he's just posting about Andy Warhol mom and Kurt Cobain and sperging about films and clothes and such. I always wonder if I should post when he's ranting about his mom, sister, his ex, Shermy, etc, but it's 99% the same stuff over and over. I do try to grab significant life stuff or video posts when they happen.
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Is his facebook publicly viewable, or did he friend you? I honestly don't know how it works, I don't currently have a Facebook account and I don't want to create one.
 
rosechupacabra said:
Cade's doctors think he did it to himself with supplements. I am somehow not surprised

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He does look a little less lobstertastic today.


Bonus from a couple days ago: Cade says hi to his nephew.
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Looks like his older brother, Sherman's ghost is still haunts him and beats him, that's why he has such a severe psoriasis and not because he has a very bad diet and purposefully starve himself. I guess schizophrenia and psoriasis don't go well together.
 
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Sheriff of CWCville said:
Fuck man, he always looked bad but he looks like he’s aging in Balldo years now, absolutely ragged
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Earlp's age is starting to catch up with him. I swear, not long ago he looked like he was still in his mid/late 20s even though he's close to 40. Now he looks like Sherman without as much weight and with hair.
 
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ShahOfIran1979 said:
Earlp's age is starting to catch up with him. I swear, not long ago he looked like he was still in his mid/late 20s even though he's close to 40. Now he looks like Sherman without as much weight and with hair.
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Sherman's death broke him. His scapegoat was gone and he had nobody to blame for his failings anymore. Sure, his pre-programmed responses regarding Sherman just went to past tense. He beats me just became he beat me. He is twice my size became he was twice my size. He is a racist nazi skinhead Trump supporter became he was a racist nazi skinhead Trump supporter. But deep inside he knew that he can't blame all his failings on someone else anymore. Earlp was one of my favorite obscure horrorcows while Big Sherm was still around, then it just became sad and now that Papa Shultz is gone too it's depressing.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Sounds like Mom's starting to find her feet. Between the dump and run at the hospital and Tiny Trump. Small steps make great strides. Go all the way Mrs Schulz, change the locks and put his stuff out on the stoop.
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If I remember correctly, after the father died, Earlp's mother was talked a lot with her remaining kids about the house fate(excluding Earlp) and she blatantly told Earlp that she will going to sell the house and he needs to find a new place and she will move in to her daughter's house. I think it was a few years ago, but maybe she really will go through with it. Maybe they will put Earlp into some grouphome or buy a flat for him somewhere, but he seems very incapable to take care of himself.
 
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Been a few months since I've checked in here. Was going to update, but looks like rosechupacabra beat me to it. Now, I didn't actually realize there was another local in this thread giving updates. There's a strong chance we know each other, and an even stronger chance that Rose knows me, but thought it might be interesting to everyone if we compared our ideas of public perceptions of his bullshit with each other. Specifically concerning the obsession with Daytons "transphobia", (Which, to be honest, Dayton needs a LOT more of, but in actuality is annoyingly pro-trans in every aspect), this new narrative of his "abusive ex" that he has somehow tied to Clash Consignments and Next Door Bar, and of his latest "idea"; building a bar in his attic, and genuinely having no idea that would be highly illegal.
 
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Apparently Dayton lives in the ghetto now. While I can't confirm what he's saying, I seriously doubt he lives in the black side of Dayton, if such a thing even really exists. It may explain Sherman's attitude however...
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Is there a side of Dayton that isn't the black side of it?
 
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ShahOfIran1979 said:
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Apparently Dayton lives in the ghetto now. While I can't confirm what he's saying, I seriously doubt he lives in the black side of Dayton, if such a thing even really exists. It may explain Sherman's attitude however...
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Well his sister lives close to him (and their mother), her husband is a black man. One point if I remember correctly the brother-in-law was the new Sherman.
 
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Well his sister lives close to him (and their mother), her husband is a black man. One point if I remember correctly the brother-in-law was the new Sherman.
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I remember Dayton called him his sister's "willing black slave." No lie

Otherwise, I looked it up and Dayton Ohio is about 40% black, so it's possible but unlikely that Dayton lives in the ghetto.
 
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Apparently Dayton lives in the ghetto now. While I can't confirm what he's saying, I seriously doubt he lives in the black side of Dayton, if such a thing even really exists. It may explain Sherman's attitude however...
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He absolutely does not live in any area even remotely populated by black people, let alone "the black side", which doesn't exist. Dayton is not two halves of race disparity. It is hundreds and hundreds of little pockets distinguished by SLIGHT peaks and valleys of class disparity. For example, there's a single stretch of road; 3rd St, that goes all the way from the Art Museum, into downtown proper, then right through our most aptly named "Heroin Hill", turns into Airway, which is now just office space, chinese buffets, salons, and cubicle farms, turns into Colonel Glenn, going right through Wright State University, and ends on a vehicle entrance to Wright Patt Air Force Base. The whole thing is like a 5 minute drive.

The very idea that there is a "black side" to Dayton is fucking ridiculous. He is, OF COURSE, as always, lying. He's just another lowlife left-obsessed loser trying to integrate himself with lowlife white people by pretending to be integrated with lowlife black people. Also, Nobody in Dayton has ever referred to his brother in law as her willing slave. Even if you were to split Dayton into halves, knowing that at least half wouldnt have the balls to say something like that, 100% of Dayton doesn't even know this man exists, or his sister.

Now, for what I came here to say:

The 2nd Trump Assassin, Ryan Routh, (This fucking guy) - It is truly terrifying just how much this guy looks like, speaks like, and has the same mannerisms and justifications of Cade.
 
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