Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

He has a habit of thinking that any person who showed him even the tiniest kindness is now a selfless hero who will fight to Hell and back to save him from his transphobic family who let a RACIST. SKINHEAD. BEAT HIM. IN THIS HOUSE! He was a Trump-supporting ex-boxer and he HAUNTS ME IN THIS HOUSE!

Absolutely lol, I feel bad for anyone who's naive/gullible/trusting enough to either feel bad for him or at worst look past all of the red flags/downright-insane behavior, considering it seems he turns obsessive very quick and will dump all of this insane victim-blaming nonsense on them in the most rambling word-salad way. Considering how intolerable/obnoxious he is through text and videos, I can imagine hearing all of this shit in real life.

I'm remembering that one time about a year and a half ago (early 2023) Earl latched onto some random gender-confused black zoomer and got obsessed with them super quickly, only to end up ghosted and writing crazy schizo paragraphs regarding their ethnicity lmao. I'll bring this back up since the whole thing was pretty fucking hilarious.

So for several months, Cade has been sperging about some dude he met in the Oregon District who calls itself Wren.

Spoiler: Wren the POC non-binary guitarist 'friend'

There's a ton more of Wren posts but they're much the same.

Cade, as usual, comes on way too strong about having a guitar jam session, and Wren leaves him on read most of the time. I imagine being Cade's friend is extremely tedious and emotionally draining.

Cue tonight's absolute wall of autistic narc rage, which I have slowly parsed through into some form of coherency.
Cade, while screeching about being his family's maid to Wren, called himself a "negro butler." To a black man. But Wren can't be upset, Cade has native American ancestry, psoriasis, translesbianism, and PTSD from being beaten by a white Native American Trump-loving skinhead! Cade blames Wren's 'black closet conservativism' and millennial/Gen z tendencies. Cade couldn't possibly have fucked up.

According to Cade, Dave Chapelle is the one who is wrong. "Blacks don't have it harder than Trans people." Move aside, Cade is truly the most oppressed translesbian butterfly in the world. I hope Wren has wisely decided to block Cade.

It's a pretty good call they ditched Earl, considering if they actually ended up showing up for a "jam session" they probably would've ended up molested or worse.

 

[rosechupacabra]

What is the actual relationship between Earlp and the Andy Warhol Mom? He constantly rambles about her in his posts, but I'm not sure if she actually has much of a connection to him or is on the receiving end of his obsession. She seems like a terrible, pretentious art person, so I wouldn't be surprised either way.

Other people have responded with good sum-ups but I thought I'd throw mine in there too.

His relationship with Andy Warhol Mom (Kim Dallesandro) is entirely parasocial. She is a real person, a lady in her 70s who was married to Joe Dallesandro who had a connection to Andy Warhol. She made the mistake of liking Cade's comments and occasionally saying something in response. He used to post a lot about how he was going to go move and live in her closet.

He's backed off of that but he's still fixated on going. He's going to go and visit her/go and live in Los Angeles near her. But he can't go now because of his cat, because his mother is an evil conservative and will not treat the cat well if Earl is gone. And he now talks about taking the cat with him too, poor thing.

All of that is as likely as him opening the free boutique or making a 3D movie. Earl will stay in the north Dayton house until his mother passes away and he is forced either onto the streets or into his sister's spare bedroom. Poor sister

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[Bill Evans 45]

I'll bring this back up since the whole thing was pretty fucking hilarious.

Thanks for the memories, that was a glorious time. I still think that the zoomer never texted him. Cade is so socially incapable, he believed every excuse from the kid.

There's no way his sister's black racist transphobic husband would take Cade in.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

As I've said earlier in the thread I think Earlps one redeeming quality is he is so fundamentally off-putting and can't resist dumping his various perceived "traumas" on anyone that gives him the time of day, they immediately see the needle of the Crazy Geiger counter maxing out and wisely run for their lives.
He's so delusional as well he constructs these alternate realities and fictional avatars of people in his head where Cool Black guy musician from the bar and Andy Warhol Mom think he's the bees knees and they're going to offer him a space in their new transinclusive musician/artist commune ANY day now. It's the mental gymnastics all losers pull on themselves to convince themselves they aren't worthless social rejects.
I'd love to just observe someone meeting him for the first time, watching them realise "Oh no, why did I have to be nice to this weirdo?" Then ask them what was their first impression of Cade "my-nazi-skinhead-brother-beat-me" Paradoxa and how long into their interaction did they realise they'd made a mistake.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

She made the mistake of liking Cade's comments and occasionally saying something in response. He used to post a lot about how he was going to go move and live in her closet.

The oddly-specific fantasy that he kept repeating about living in her closet was so fucking hilarious. You hear a lot about stalkers having weird fantasies/ideas but that surely takes the cake.

He's truly the embodiment of the childhood fear of the monster in the closet, so it makes sense in that way. His nephews were probably raised to treat him that way, they don't even those scary stories or folklore; it's their real life uncle. "Eat dinner or Earl will appear in your closet."

Otherwise, he's so used to doing nothing while NEETing in closets/attics/crawlspaces that it's natural to him, of course he chooses the closet to live in.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

The oddly-specific fantasy that he kept repeating about living in her closet was so fucking hilarious. You hear a lot about stalkers having weird fantasies/ideas but that surely takes the cake.

He's truly the embodiment of the childhood fear of the monster in the closet, so it makes sense in that way. His nephews were probably raised to treat him that way, they don't even those scary stories or folklore; it's their real life uncle. "Eat dinner or Earl will appear in your closet."

Otherwise, he's so used to doing nothing while NEETing in closets/attics/crawlspaces that it's natural to him, of course he chooses the closet to live in.

"It's time for your bath"
"I don't wanna"
"If you don't stay clean Uncle Earl will come for you, you know all those skin flakes you see in little piles in your Nana's house? That's what's left of all the boys and girls who didn't take their baths in time. Uncle Earl absorbed all their moisture and reduced them to dust"

*"Shhh! Listen (hebeatsmeinthishouse)"

* They immediately flee upstairs and the sound of a bath being hurriedly filled start

(Urrruuuhtransphobiaerrrurrhchritinarici)

"I'M TAKING A BATH! PLEASE DON'T LET UNCLE EARL TURN ME INTO DANDRUFF"

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

The oddly-specific fantasy that he kept repeating about living in her closet was so fucking hilarious. You hear a lot about stalkers having weird fantasies/ideas but that surely takes the cake.

He's truly the embodiment of the childhood fear of the monster in the closet, so it makes sense in that way. His nephews were probably raised to treat him that way, they don't even those scary stories or folklore; it's their real life uncle. "Eat dinner or Earl will appear in your closet."

Otherwise, he's so used to doing nothing while NEETing in closets/attics/crawlspaces that it's natural to him, of course he chooses the closet to live in.

He actually made a video recently in which he said that he overheard his nephews talking about him. He claimed that they talked about how weird he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3STMIyzBpyQ

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

He actually made a video recently in which he said that he overheard his nephews talking about him. He claimed that they talked about how weird he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3STMIyzBpyQ

He's eavesdropping on his little nephews and now involving them in his whole persecution complex against his family even though they were in diapers/probably barely just born when this whole saga started. "THEY MIGHT'VE BEEN BABIES BUT THEY DIDN'T STOP THE SKINHEAD FROM BEATING ME" Plus he's almost 40 and getting paranoid about what these 6-8 year old kids are saying about him, how pathetic.

Of course they're questioning why he's so weird and off-putting, since anytime they're visiting their grandma he's stalking around the staircase looking like the girl from the Grudge or glaring at them through dark bedroom windows without even interacting with them. They're concerned/scared about their weird, creepy "uncle."

I use the term uncle loosely here, not because I'm supporting Earl's delusion of being a woman, but rather because he's useless as a family member and will do nothing to benefit his nephews' future. The best case scenario is if he gets completely cut off as those kids get older after his mother passes away. Can you imagine as they start getting older and Earl's saying shit like "I get BEAT DOWN by my BIGOTED SISTERS BIRACIAL TEENAGE SONS"

Actually it might be a good thing if one of them beats him when they get older, especially when they learn about how he treated their family members, make the late uncle Sherm proud.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's eavesdropping on his little nephews and now involving them in his whole persecution complex against his family even though they were in diapers/probably barely just born when this whole saga started. "THEY MIGHT'VE BEEN BABIES BUT THEY DIDN'T STOP THE SKINHEAD FROM BEATING ME" Plus he's almost 40 and getting paranoid about what these 6-8 year old kids are saying about him, how pathetic.

Of course they're questioning why he's so weird and off-putting, since anytime they're visiting their grandma he's stalking around the staircase looking like the girl from the Grudge or glaring at them through dark bedroom windows without even interacting with them. They're concerned/scared about their weird, creepy "uncle."

I use the term uncle loosely here, not because I'm supporting Earl's delusion of being a woman, but rather because he's useless as a family member and will do nothing to benefit his nephews' future. The best case scenario is if he gets completely cut off as those kids get older after his mother passes away. Can you imagine as they start getting older and Earl's saying shit like "I get BEAT DOWN by my BIGOTED SISTERS BIRACIAL TEENAGE SONS"

Actually it might be a good thing if one of them beats him when they get older, especially when they learn about how he treated their family members, make the late uncle Sherm proud.

From the little bits and bobs I learned about Sherman he seems to have been an alcoholic bum but he was the "happy" drunk, so whenever the kids came to visit he'd play with them and was always nice to the kids. I wouldn't be surprised if he sees his nephews as "disciples" of Sherman because of that. Though I'm going a bit too deep here because as we all know as soon as Sherman joined the Great Boxing Ring in the Sky Earlp immediately shifted onto blaming his sister and brother-in-law and accused the latter of harrassing him by "aggressively burping" while near Earlp's room. Anyone in his family is fair game when it comes to shitting on them for not helping when THERE WAS A SKINHEAD. IN THIS HOUSE. BEATING HIM!

 

[Cherry Pie]

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He does look a little less lobstertastic today.

Sorry, I know this is late, but I lost my dad to kidney failure recently and Earlp looks exactly like he did before his death: emaciated, wan, and splotchy. Not med sperging, just shocked at how terrible he looks. It does not bode well for Earlp that he's twinsies with a dead man 40 years his senior.

He's eavesdropping on his little nephews and now involving them in his whole persecution complex against his family even though they were in diapers/probably barely just born when this whole saga started.

This will only escalate as they get older. He's said all sorts of racist shit about his BIL, with his nephews being mulattos he's going to start calling them "thugs" and other loaded insults when they reach their teens.

It's not like I want his mom to die, but I am looking forward to the aftermath. There's no way his sister is going to allow him to move in with her, and I doubt his parents left much to him, either. My hope is that he's forced to drunkenly wander the streets of Ohio with his unkempt hair and ugly ass fake fur muppet coats like a homeless troon sasquatch.

 

[glass_houses]

Sorry, I know this is late, but I lost my dad to kidney failure recently and Earlp looks exactly like he did before his death: emaciated, wan, and splotchy. Not med sperging, just shocked at how terrible he looks. It does not bode well for Earlp that he's twinsies with a dead man 40 years his senior.


This will only escalate as they get older. He's said all sorts of racist shit about his BIL, with his nephews being mulattos he's going to start calling them "thugs" and other loaded insults when they reach their teens.

It's not like I want his mom to die, but I am looking forward to the aftermath. There's no way his sister is going to allow him to move in with her, and I doubt his parents left much to him, either. My hope is that he's forced to drunkenly wander the streets of Ohio with his unkempt hair and ugly ass fake fur muppet coats like a homeless troon sasquatch.

Sometimes the best revenge is to let your enemies live.

 

[80's Dad]

Like many trannies on Reddit, Earl posts about how Trump is going to win the election and totally start rounding up LGBTQ folks, so he has to leave the country. He believes his mother would even fulfill her patriotic duty to report him to the troon police.

Some Daytonians are sympathetic, but a good lot of them tell him to turn off the news and go touch grass.



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[LexTruther]

The IRL contact who showed up to this thread last year likely had a point by saying this "Andy Warhol mom" isn't real, and I think I'd take that statement by meaning it's another delusion/fantasy in Earl's mind. This may be a real woman, however any relationship is another mental delusion outside of reality.

Thats me. I'm still here, and your assessment is correct. She's just another parasocial fixation, just like Christina Ricci was. Realistically, this woman probably has so much social media interaction, Cade likely doesn't even register on her radar for how potentially dangerous and DEFINITELY creepy he sounds. He suffers from extreme idolatry; likely a symptom of his many mental illnesses. This has also manifested towards a rando new townie that showed up and was nice to him. You could smell the crazy on her too, but very quickly even she noped the fuck out, and now he screenshots the rare times when she likes a posts, and then posts about how she liked a post.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Like many trannies on Reddit, Earl posts about how Trump is going to win the election and totally start rounding up LGBTQ folks, so he has to leave the country. He believes his mother would even fulfill her patriotic duty to report him to the troon police.

Some Daytonians are sympathetic, but a good lot of them tell him to turn off the news and go touch grass.

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It's comical how delusional he gets and how confidently out-of-touch of reality he is. You know you sound fucking stupid when Redditors are calling you irrational and telling you to calm down.

Is this really what he thinks will happen if Trump gets back in? His mother sends a tip and suddenly, he's abducted in the night and thrown into a concentration camp because he wears dresses, his persecution complex goes deeper by the fucking week.

"Moving out of the US," where the actual fuck does he think he's going? He can't even leave his elderly mother's attic and has zero money aside from the little bits he'll occasionally steal/leech. What a bizarre pipe dream. The only migration he will make will take place in Dayton, from a house onto the streets.

 

[LexTruther]

Is this really what he thinks will happen if Trump gets back in?

Yes, but not for any normal reason you would naturally come to the conclusion of. He's incapable of anything even resembling indifference. This also means that he is only capable of adopting the most extremist opinions in absolutely any and every given aspect. Orangemanbad: therefore hes going to MURDER Cade. Another example: There was a rumor going around that Connor Betts' (the 2019 Dayton mass shooter) sister Megan (who was also shot and killed by Connor) was trans. (Note: She was not). Therefore, he's convinced the 2019 shooting was SPECIFICALLY to target trans. Nevermind Megan wasn't Trans. Nevermind the 8 other deceased were ALSO not trans, and had absolutely no patterned connection to each other aside from simply being on 5th St on August 4th - Nope: it was a trans attack.

Today, he posted a picture of a license plate and wrote this:

There is not a single criticism that he holds that is EVER his own fault. He copes hard that a drivers license is a fetish, and that basic transportation is "macho dick energy".

 

[Local Fed]

The number one reason that he doesn't really get anyone in Dayton is that he's absolutely insane. I'm not from there but I don't think the Midwest fetishizes a man who drives. People do like men with their own cars though since it shows some level of independence, unlike what having to bum rides from the mother that you leech off of and berate shows.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

His mom put up with his bullshit all his life. Why would she call Trump to put a hit out on him now?

 

[Local Fed]

His mom put up with his bullshit all his life. Why would she call Trump to put a hit out on him now?

Swap the order of the sentences and I guess I can understand where Dayton's fear comes from. Everyone has a breaking point.

 

[glass_houses]

His mom put up with his bullshit all his life. Why would she call Trump to put a hit out on him now?

Delusional paranoids are impossible to reason with. If they decide that the man on the radio is sending them secret messages during the midday show, there is absolutely no fucking thing you can do or say to reason them out of it.

If his mum had tried spiking Dayton's microwave burritos with antipsychotics at some point, maybe life for the whole family could have been very different.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The number one reason that he doesn't really get anyone in Dayton is that he's absolutely insane. I'm not from there but I don't think the Midwest fetishizes a man who drives. People do like men with their own cars though since it shows some level of independence, unlike what having to bum rides from the mother that you leech off of and berate shows.

In this day and age driving is an essential skill, almost to the level of knowing how to read and write is, you can only really get away with not knowing how to drive if you live in a big city that has a really well developed public transit system, which is only limited to certain highly developed cities in Europe and Asia. If you live outside of those cities (most of humanity), you're fucked. God help you if you live in the boonies and can't drive a car, you're about as dependent on other people to do even basic things for you as a complete cripple is.