Deagle Nation Uprising

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I foresee Deagle Nation becoming like an African nation, full of warlords making power plays, humanitarian efforts failing, and eventually becoming a haven for mercenary gamers who have nowhere else to go.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
I foresee Deagle Nation becoming like an African nation, full of warlords making power plays, humanitarian efforts failing, and eventually becoming a haven for mercenary gamers who have nowhere else to go.
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Except filled with white upper class stoners.
 
Marella said:
...Or read the forums while at work.
Can we haz Tapatalk support, @KatsuKitty?
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Hmmm..

"Hey! Why are you playing with your cellphone while using that chainsaw!"

Yeah. I guess I'll just be patient and read everything you guys have commented after I get home.
I'm hoping for a few more RAGE filled posts and maybe a video of Jace cartwheeling in an attempt to threathen everyone. Also I hope Lil' Faggot is safe.
 
I'm guessing we get something to the effect of the Hater Hitlist within a day or two. Basically a video of him walking around high rambling about how everyone is betraying him because they're actually disguised Muslims, and how it's all a conspiracy for some reason.
 
LOL Jace thinks only black people live in Africa... actually it's better to leave him in the dark about the residents of Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Morocco, etc.

Also, for as tall as he is he sure does seem to have a Napoleon complex...
 
That's Our Lolcow said:
I'm guessing we get something to the effect of the Hater Hitlist within a day or two. Basically a video of him walking around high rambling about how everyone is betraying him because they're actually disguised Muslims, and how it's all a conspiracy for some reason.
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...Now you went and did it.

I'm legally obligated to post this:

 
Annnd I wake up and wade through the zillion pages of totally crazy stuff.

I loved the part of the conference call where Jace calls out Mike because there's obviously no "experiences" to be built in only two hours. It was like the way he dealt with the failtroll in the last livestream. In brief, so brief, fleeting moments we can see actual sanity surfacing... before Commander Stryker mercilessly drowns it again.
 
Burned Man said:
I need to see Commander Shepard Photo shopped with Jace's head.

Lil' John Cena or Lil' Faggot would also be applicable
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No! You leave Lil' Faggot out of this! He's an innocent!

Randall Fragg said:
"He came staggering and flapping up a long upgrade, the heat of the sun stewing his stomach and baking his brains. The interstate shimmered with reflected radiant heat. He had been Jace Connors once, now he was Commander Stryker forever and ever, and he had beheld the fabled City, Seven-in-One, Deagle Nation.
How long had he been traveling west? How long since The Tyce-nado? God might know; Commander Stryker did not. It had been days. Nights. Oh, he remembered the nights!
He stood, swaying in his rags, looking down at Deagle Nation, the City that is Chill, the City of Realism. He was a wreck. The wrist he had broken while Parkaying though town had not healed right, and that wrist was a grotesque lump wrapped in a dirty, unraveling Ace bandage. All the bones in his fingers had pulled up, which was like totally gay, turning the hand into a Quasimodo claw. His left arm was a slowly healing mass of burnt tissue from elbow to shoulder. It no longer smelled bad and suppurated, but the new flesh was hairless and pink, like the skin of a wolf if it had been severely burnt. His grinning, mad face was sunburnt, peeling, scruffy-bearded, and covered with scabs. He wore a faded, sweat stained black T-shirt with a rage face and "me gusta" written on it and a dirty pair of jeans. His tactical army pack, which had been new not so long ago, had now taken on the style and substance of it's owner----one strap had broken, Stryker had knotted it as best he could, and the pack now hung askew on his back like the shutter on a wolf, if wolves had shutters. It was dusty, it's creases filled with desert sand. On his feet were tennis shoes now bound together with hanks of twine, and from them his scratched and sand-chafed ankles rose innocent of socks.
He began to do a shuffling, victorious dance on the hot, shimmering surface of Interstate 15. His feet bumped up and down in a shuffling sort of hornpipe. The tattered tail of his "me gusta" shirt flapped. His canteen of Gamerfuel clunked against his pack. The unraveling ends of his Ace bandage fluttered in in the hot breath of the wind. Pink, smooth burn tissue gleaned rawly. Clock springs of veins bulged at his temples. He had been in God's frying pan for a week now, moving southwest across Utah, the tip of Arizona, and then into Nevada, and he was just as mad as a hatter who was also a wolf. As he danced, he sang monotonously, the same words over and over. 'Press-one-gamers, press-one-gamers, bump-ty, bump-ty, bump! Press-one-gamers, press-one-gamers, bump-ty, bump-ty, bump!'"
The Stand: Tiberius Rising Edition.
Apologizes to Mr. Stephen King.
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I love you so fucking hard right now. Can you feel it? Feel how hard I love you.:heart-full::heart-full::heart-full::heart-full::heart-full:
 
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hurrhurrhurr said:
LOL Jace thinks only black people live in Africa... actually it's better to leave him in the dark about the residents of Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Morocco, etc.
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Jace knows that Egypt is a made-up nation, just like the Holy Roman Empire.
The Dude said:
I love you so fucking hard right now. Can you feel it? Feel how hard I love you.:heart-full::heart-full::heart-full::heart-full::heart-full:
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I'm sure he can! Get a room, you two. :lol:

...also, nobody please stick Lil' Faggot up anyone's butt. That's animal cruelty.
 
Chat was discussing Deagle Nation Deux, and this is what happened:

  1. A moment ago - six.four.systems:
    Deagle Nation Deus is like what Botherhood of Steel Midwest is to the main Brotherhood of Steel.
  2. A moment ago - DrTremolo:
    more militant and with falsified history?
  3. A moment ago - Leonid Brezhnev#:
    @ DrTremolo, yes
  4. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
    @ six.four.systems, Exactly. Jace is like a younger, but more mentally ill Owyn Lyons
  5. A moment ago - flossman:
    @ six.four.systems, they have a giant robot?
 
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