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Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
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it probably shouldn't be as funny to me as it is, but I died laughing that Ralph but a vocaroo link in a court document
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Ethan Ralph spent money on a trip to Vegas, plus $900 on a faggot purse for himself, instead of hiring a lawyer to represent him in this case. I’d bet every cent of that was earned by Amanda Morris at her minimum wage job as a sandwich engineer at Subway.
So not only is he a wigger, he’s a failure at providing for himself financially and relies on a trans woman to pay his way. And not one of us is surprised.
So not only is he a wigger, he’s a failure at providing for himself financially and relies on a trans woman to pay his way. And not one of us is surprised.
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The best shot Ralph has to get the restraining order lifted imho is say "Vickers and Faith aren't scared of me! They're openly antagonizing me in a blatant attempt to get me to attack them and break the order! He attempted to post my friend's info online to get him harrassed! Thank God he's an idiot who can't dox correctly!"
It'll be an uphill battle since Ralph is too retarded to manage his money well enough to be able to afford a lawyer, but he'd be right.
It'll be an uphill battle since Ralph is too retarded to manage his money well enough to be able to afford a lawyer, but he'd be right.
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Yeah, he already lost, he's out of breath before it begun.
Holy shit, he writes like a fucking 12-year-old. He's making Faith actually look 19 with such infantile idiosyncrasies.
It's safe to assume whenever this pig uses "
" and other emojis, along with "lmao", he's actually seething. I know a high school classmate who does that actually, he's 5'5'' and fat. Didn't know Ralph had a grandchild, did he secretly conceive a bastard child in the gunt shack and drunked Faith to let his child lose his virginity? That's truly horrific and beyond Islamic.
Good thing about being a tranny janny is I can merge my faggot double posts without apologising like some Canadian.
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Wow literally represented himself, could not be assed to prepare other than taking some last minute screenshots and pictures of screenshots and linking to a couple websites, while Vickers actually collected video and audio evidence, compiled it and turned it in on a flash drive for the court to see/hear. Amazing.
Also what the fuck did Ralph think he would prove with those screenshots? Why the fuck did he include the one where he baits suicide??? Did he think he could win out of pity? "Mr. Vickers we are ruling in favor of Mr. Ralph because otherwise he might kill himself"? Incredibly pathetic.
Also great how it all starts with Ralph's claim that he will never stop winning against Vickers but Ralph is thoroughly humiliated through the document, paper aborted, doubt cast on whether he is the father or not and just thoroughly beat and his height confirmed at 5'6 (at most).
One thing I really don't get is why the court did not give a fuck that Ralph has access through firearms through May. They didn't make her get rid of it even though it is obvious Ralph has access through her, he's a convicted felon who should not have access and the restraining order would have forced him to get rid of it/them. Either way, Ralph is an idiot for having a gun in the house, giving anyone who wants to fuck with him a perfect way to do so and potentially get him in trouble.
The one disturbing thing here are Faith's texts to Ralph though. I get that she has claimed that she felt she needed to placate him and all that but for fucks sake she went beyond and kept up her mind games of playing both sides against each other while she is the poor victim in the middle of it. I understand her being afraid of Ralph but why would she talk about having "our son" in "not ideal circumstances" it's fucking nutty knowing that she knew Ralph had left her for May.
I hope @MWV is aware that he should be cautious of her no matter what happens. I get that she might be medicated and in therapy, but unless that medication includes something much stronger than SSRIs I doubt it would magically change this type of behavior and she could turn around and fuck the entire family over in 6 months again taking Xander with her chasing after a new guy leaving them in worse shape than before. I really hope not but better cautious than sorry, even if she is your daughter you have to think of the rest of the family.
Also what the fuck did Ralph think he would prove with those screenshots? Why the fuck did he include the one where he baits suicide??? Did he think he could win out of pity? "Mr. Vickers we are ruling in favor of Mr. Ralph because otherwise he might kill himself"? Incredibly pathetic.
Also great how it all starts with Ralph's claim that he will never stop winning against Vickers but Ralph is thoroughly humiliated through the document, paper aborted, doubt cast on whether he is the father or not and just thoroughly beat and his height confirmed at 5'6 (at most).
One thing I really don't get is why the court did not give a fuck that Ralph has access through firearms through May. They didn't make her get rid of it even though it is obvious Ralph has access through her, he's a convicted felon who should not have access and the restraining order would have forced him to get rid of it/them. Either way, Ralph is an idiot for having a gun in the house, giving anyone who wants to fuck with him a perfect way to do so and potentially get him in trouble.
The one disturbing thing here are Faith's texts to Ralph though. I get that she has claimed that she felt she needed to placate him and all that but for fucks sake she went beyond and kept up her mind games of playing both sides against each other while she is the poor victim in the middle of it. I understand her being afraid of Ralph but why would she talk about having "our son" in "not ideal circumstances" it's fucking nutty knowing that she knew Ralph had left her for May.
I hope @MWV is aware that he should be cautious of her no matter what happens. I get that she might be medicated and in therapy, but unless that medication includes something much stronger than SSRIs I doubt it would magically change this type of behavior and she could turn around and fuck the entire family over in 6 months again taking Xander with her chasing after a new guy leaving them in worse shape than before. I really hope not but better cautious than sorry, even if she is your daughter you have to think of the rest of the family.
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ETHUN RULPH
This nigga and his shit penmanship is making Null's courtroom hearing jokes come true. YEROWNA AYM ETHUN RULPH YEROWNA AH MAY BE DUM AS SHEET BUT AY DINNUT HARM THEM DIRTY ASS MOTHERFUCKA COCKSUCKIN LYING PEDOPHILE TERRORIST VICKERS PEOPLE YEROWNA, AHMA GOOD MAYN
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If someone's actually investigating this bullshit, the gunt is basically sending investigators to read this fucking board with his completely out of context screenshots, how's that in any way shape or form a good look for him? While MWV is a bit spergy and Elric's handling of those messages prompted frustration and backlash, it's really nothing and doesn't deduct from all the documented behaviour of the gunt.
He also has a documented feud with the owner of this website and countless users. What an obfuscating retard. His claims of harassment doesn't stack up at all. "Team V", Team 5, Team eh, Vickers? Cringe. Even in the gunt's response, he's trying to avoid bringing the gender of the officer into the equation. It was female officer you drunkenly assaulted, doesn't matter if the punch landed or not, it shows he's an irresponsible drunken fatfuck that gets violent after several bottles, that's it.
We have this pile of cope:
Embarassing. An alt-right wignat streamer is saying someone ran a negative PR campaign against him. Wanna include the Wall Street Journal in this blog post as well? His response reads like one of this garbage blog posts.
Vickers conspired with Elric in the public to leak information onto a public forum and boasted about the conspiracy publicly? Is this pig a native English speaker? He also left the suicide baiting stuff in, yeah gunt that'll make you look like a not-drunk stable clear-minded individual.
Ah yes, borderline criminal! Releasing messages someone allowed you to possess! Borderline criminal has another meaning, that's "not criminal at all". It's just another one of these cope phrases the SPLC will use.
Apparently fantasising about violence and restraining oneself from committing violence is the same as threatening to stab someone in the throat to this dumb fucking pig. This is what common core education produces. This is the kind of reasoning used by religious retards and feminists to yap about violent and sexualising video games, the shit grifters like Ralph will push back on. Remember gaygate?
What a cope, cover what. You both know it's all archived.
Another bullshit cope. People verified the number, that's it. The actual address was up for debate, hence my signature thing was the old one until gunt himself tweeted several photos from his window which inadvertently validated the dox. Would it be harder for us to find him without an actual address? Yeah. Impossible? I'll give it around 5 hours. So much for "welcome (sic) change".
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This is fucking bullshit and a lie. Any attempt at de-platforming and off-site harassment is instantly disavowed, mocked, and usually the offender is threadbanned or warned. The only warning (no points issued) I've ever given was to a poster wanting to yeet the gunt's Twitter.
Here's the full context:
Solicit fucking what?
I've had about 5 messages back and forth with Vickers. First one is shown above. Second one is when I can't read and he asked if we were joking about the jab being bad for pregnant women. I would not have seen that message if I didn't accidentally log into the wrong account. I checked it out, conceded and apologised, I was being a retard and didn't read pass a title, looked like a total moron. That's it, no more conversations after.
I thought his intentions was to provide a bigger picture, not proving he's a fat liar? Too much confidence in a low-IQ sociopath.
Xander is not your son. Legally, he's not. Biologically, prove it.
Yeah, the $899 Armani murse begs to differ.
By repeatedly, he meant exactly once, and it was "restrained myself from"? What a grand fucking cope.
No physical risk says the gunt, those trashburgers and chairs he sits on would like someone to represent them in court.
Am I the only one who thinks without context, this was likely written by a 14-year-old? Not sure how no-contact orders work there, etc? You bet.
While publicly tweeting about mind games?
Knives, sharpness, kitchen etc.
By the way, past tense.
"Kind of", "into a new light"...
My essay in Year 8 made more sense.
You don't believe in God.
He also has a documented feud with the owner of this website and countless users. What an obfuscating retard. His claims of harassment doesn't stack up at all. "Team V", Team 5, Team eh, Vickers? Cringe. Even in the gunt's response, he's trying to avoid bringing the gender of the officer into the equation. It was female officer you drunkenly assaulted, doesn't matter if the punch landed or not, it shows he's an irresponsible drunken fatfuck that gets violent after several bottles, that's it.
We have this pile of cope:
Embarassing. An alt-right wignat streamer is saying someone ran a negative PR campaign against him. Wanna include the Wall Street Journal in this blog post as well? His response reads like one of this garbage blog posts.
Vickers conspired with Elric in the public to leak information onto a public forum and boasted about the conspiracy publicly? Is this pig a native English speaker? He also left the suicide baiting stuff in, yeah gunt that'll make you look like a not-drunk stable clear-minded individual.
Ah yes, borderline criminal! Releasing messages someone allowed you to possess! Borderline criminal has another meaning, that's "not criminal at all". It's just another one of these cope phrases the SPLC will use.
Apparently fantasising about violence and restraining oneself from committing violence is the same as threatening to stab someone in the throat to this dumb fucking pig. This is what common core education produces. This is the kind of reasoning used by religious retards and feminists to yap about violent and sexualising video games, the shit grifters like Ralph will push back on. Remember gaygate?
What a cope, cover what. You both know it's all archived.
Another bullshit cope. People verified the number, that's it. The actual address was up for debate, hence my signature thing was the old one until gunt himself tweeted several photos from his window which inadvertently validated the dox. Would it be harder for us to find him without an actual address? Yeah. Impossible? I'll give it around 5 hours. So much for "welcome (sic) change".
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This is fucking bullshit and a lie. Any attempt at de-platforming and off-site harassment is instantly disavowed, mocked, and usually the offender is threadbanned or warned. The only warning (no points issued) I've ever given was to a poster wanting to yeet the gunt's Twitter.
Here's the full context:
Solicit fucking what?
I've had about 5 messages back and forth with Vickers. First one is shown above. Second one is when I can't read and he asked if we were joking about the jab being bad for pregnant women. I would not have seen that message if I didn't accidentally log into the wrong account. I checked it out, conceded and apologised, I was being a retard and didn't read pass a title, looked like a total moron. That's it, no more conversations after.
I thought his intentions was to provide a bigger picture, not proving he's a fat liar? Too much confidence in a low-IQ sociopath.
Xander is not your son. Legally, he's not. Biologically, prove it.
Yeah, the $899 Armani murse begs to differ.
By repeatedly, he meant exactly once, and it was "restrained myself from"? What a grand fucking cope.
No physical risk says the gunt, those trashburgers and chairs he sits on would like someone to represent them in court.
Am I the only one who thinks without context, this was likely written by a 14-year-old? Not sure how no-contact orders work there, etc? You bet.
While publicly tweeting about mind games?
Knives, sharpness, kitchen etc.
By the way, past tense.
"Kind of", "into a new light"...
My essay in Year 8 made more sense.
You don't believe in God.
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All I can think of while reading that is how Ethan started a fight at Digibro's house. You can't start fistfights at the drop of a hat and expect anyone to believe you're some civil dandy who abhors violence and who gets the vapors at the hint of a threat.
Didn't May and/or Ethan claim Digi was a gun owner and that by-itself was "threatening" somehow? But if you call Ethan 5'1'' it sends him into a furious gunting rage. So hilarious that he would claim he's scared of anyone, when he clearly has no problem fighting.
Didn't May and/or Ethan claim Digi was a gun owner and that by-itself was "threatening" somehow? But if you call Ethan 5'1'' it sends him into a furious gunting rage. So hilarious that he would claim he's scared of anyone, when he clearly has no problem fighting.
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So his defense was IT WAS PROBABLY YOU WHO IS HARASSING MY GRANDCHILD. I could prove it to the court but I just don't have the time right now. The garbage trucks are coming and I need to feed while I still can. Classic cringe.
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Yeah, he already lost, he's out of breath before it begun.
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Holy shit, he writes like a fucking 12-year-old. He's making Faith actually look 19 with such infantile idiosyncrasies.
It's safe to assume whenever this pig uses "
the use of emojis that frequently looks sort of out of place for ralph and somehow more childish than usual, wouldn’t be surprised if may was grabbing his phone from his hands and typing out messages too. that or he’s fucked up on something different while writing these.
is it safe to assume at this point that money might have started being a concern for ralph? this shitty statement ralph has written up wouldn’t get more than a below decent grade from any english teacher.
the way this is written though from the words used to introducing information and saying “we’ll get to that later” to build anticipation makes it look no different than a trr article. saw a lot of similarities to the other callout post for example the adezero article.
he either is too confident in his writing skills, too broke for a lawyer, or thinks that if he writes a hit piece on vickers it’ll hold up in court. whether ralph’s reasoning was based on one of these reasons or all of them it is safe to assume his decisions for this statement made by ralph are a direct result of his stupid actions
the amount of claims he makes with little (most of the time out of context) to no proof in a legal document is so funny too. he thinks the judge reading over his statement is as dumb and easily exploitable as the average gunt guard.
it’s his second line of defence to doxing them and sending his audience to fuck with them. it’s so funny seeing ralph reaching so far as to claim all this shit and with no evidence. he doesn’t know how to handle himself when someone he tries to punch down on doesn’t give in after the first threat of doxing or having a few gold star callers sent their way.
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His defence can be summarised up in three (made up) words:
ITZ NAWWWWT TROOOO
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take a shot every time ralph says that in court. by the end you’ll be almost as shitfaced as the time ralph yelled at his mom to take a goddamn uber to dialysis IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HOT OUTSIDE
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This is Melinda Scott levels of defense
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That has to be a fake name. It looks like it would be a handle on Kiwi Farms.
Ralph is the worst advocate for himself. He is terrible at writing, let alone legal writing. He honestly would have been better off leaving it uncontested. Now the judge can see firsthand what kind of person he is.
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No he needs to hire Russell Greer. Russell is an expert at winning court cases
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Good point. I’m sure @MWV had to keep it as brief as possible, but it’s relevant than only months ago Ralph was caught on video trying to stage a home invasion and assault multiple adult men and an adult woman, all over a perceived slight. He thinks that makes him look badass, but in fact it makes him look like the alcoholic drug addict wigger he is, poor impulse control and all.
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Did Ralph secretly meet up with Russell Greer in Vegas for legal advice? Did we get the crossover arc I'd hoped for, and we just didn't notice?
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My question to Ralph is, what do you want? What do you want out of this whole thing, Ethan? If he wants to be a part of his son's life and avoid the restraining order (which will ostensibly prevent him from being in his son's life for the time being), he needs to hire a lawyer and do this right. Similarly, if he wants to wtfpwnzor Matt Vickers and avoid the restraining order just to get a gay internet W over his baby momma and her daddy, he needs to hire a lawyer and do this right. If he doesn't care enough to do either and get the W and get access to his child, then why bother with any of this shit? I know he's a dumb impulsive wigger and I'm probably over thinking things, but I'm just really confused as to what exactly his motives are.