Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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It doesn't work like that in Mexico. The USA is the only country in the world that gives citizenship to people born on their land.
It does work that way in Mexico. There are many countries that don't automatically grant citizenship to those born there, but the US is not unique. In particular, all of North and South America operate under the same principle.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli
 
It does work that way in Mexico. There are many countries that don't automatically grant citizenship to those born there, but the US is not unique. In particular, all of North and South America operate under the same principle.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli
Europe was trying to run Slav containment until the globalists were like “we can mix them with sandniggers and get rid of some of that basedness. I call it.. The EU!”
 
Ralph has to pass a drug test before he’s allowed a visit with Xander, no way that will happen.

"i don't know if you know, but ... uh, i have prescriptions in mexico, so ... [self-satisfied snorting, bottles clinking] ... i'm not sure if you're, if you're quite aware of how, how the market works down here, but ... but, uh ... but, uh, all my shit's legal, all my shit's perfectly legal." - ragepig, from the clip in this post.

and if not, well, he does have an infant daughter who (hopefully) has clean urine ... i wouldn't put it past him to convince baby mama #2 to squeeze rozy for a vile of clean urine so that he can spite baby mama #1, all for photos that he'll then disseminate, in direct violation of the recent court order.

So, yeah, Ralph is not a resident, he just says he is cause he thinks is a flex.

at the end of the second clip in this post, he actually claims that he's a "dual citizen". lmao.
 
"i don't know if you know, but ... uh, i have prescriptions in mexico, so ... [self-satisfied snorting, bottles clinking] ... i'm not sure if you're, if you're quite aware of how, how the market works down here, but ... but, uh ... but, uh, all my shit's legal, all my shit's perfectly legal." - ragepig, from the clip in this post.

and if not, well, he does have an infant daughter who (hopefully) has clean urine ... i wouldn't put it past him to convince baby mama #2 to squeeze rozy for a vile of clean urine so that he can spite baby mama #1, all for photos that he'll then disseminate, in direct violation of the recent court order.



at the end of the second clip in this post, he actually claims that he's a "dual citizen". lmao.
Ralph’s visits are required to be supervised by a 3rd party. It doesn’t matter whether he’s got his scrip from the Italian pill Dr in his hand or not, if he shows up fucked up he’s not going to be allowed the visit. Since Ralph is always fucked up that means it isn’t going to happen.
 
@Lorne Armstrong, yes, i know. i was being facetious with the ragepig quote.

the hearing that his attorney thinks that he'll be attending isn't until mid-march. that's plenty of time for him claim victory over vickers and twitter (regardless of what actually happens), allow his paypigs to inflate his ego, and squeal for more money to pay for the trip.

either way, it'll be an ouroboros of contempt charges when he either rages at the facility (and faith) for not allowing the visitation, or he releases photos of xander, in direct violation of a court order.
 
"i don't know if you know, but ... uh, i have prescriptions in mexico, so ... [self-satisfied snorting, bottles clinking] ... i'm not sure if you're, if you're quite aware of how, how the market works down here, but ... but, uh ... but, uh, all my shit's legal, all my shit's perfectly legal." - ragepig, from the clip in this post.
I legitimately thought you were just doing a funny bit until the link at the end. The line between parody and reality is now blurred to the point of no return.
 
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>So basically your honor, I impregnated the mother of my firstborn child shortly after her high school prom when I was thirty-six years of age.
>I am now in a blood feud with her and her entire family partially because of the mother of my second child.
>I am also in a blood feud with HER entire family which has resulted in further legal cases which are ongoing as well.
>Her father destroyed my two thousand dollar champion wrestling belt that I had made for "Ralphamania," an event I was hosting, along with many other possessions I had left with him, but I'll get back to Ralphamania later.
>Yesterday I also had the Mexican police show up in my Mexican apartment (oh yes, I moved to Mexico) because I had attempted to call the police on a man named Cog who has leaked my emails talking about my dead gay boyfriend.
>That man also assaulted me on the streets of Portugal with his friend "Dan" in an attempt to recreate another trip I took to Portugal where I was beaten and my orbital bone was shattered resulting in my googly-eye, your honor. Oh and I had gone on that first trip to Portugal after making rape threats to the sister of my former Portuguese cohost/slave Adam "Race" Warski after he said I was fat.
>But anyways Ralphamania was very fun and my white nationalist audience (who are currently trying to elect a black rapper as President of the United States) enjoyed making rape threats to the female wrestlers hosted at my event.
>It makes sense that I have an audience like this because I once went to prison for eight months after the attempted assault of a female police officer, but I'm getting ahead of myself
>Basically this guy named John Potter, formerly Josh Moon, aka Null the owner of the kiwi farms said that I needed to be sacrificed to corn in order to bring a corn harvest. That man is a pedophile with erectile dysfunction.
>This has resulted in a combined effort from both grandfathers of my two children to form a conspiracy with the goal to make my firstborn child (whom I love more than anything and have only seen once) to wear corn insignia in an attempt to threaten my life.
>Are you following me so far your honor? What do you know about Gamergate?
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>I'M NOT A FAT GAY BABY!
>You think this is bad? This? This gay shit?! He's done worse. That corn joke! Are you telling me that someone just happens to sacrifice people to fuckin' corn? No! He orchestrated it! Johm Potter! He has a broken penis!
 
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>So basically your honor, I impregnated the mother of my firstborn child shortly after her high school prom when I was thirty-six years of age.
>I am now in a blood feud with her and her entire family partially because of the mother of my second child.
>I am also in a blood feud with HER entire family which has resulted in further legal cases which are ongoing as well.
>Her father destroyed my two thousand dollar champion wrestling belt that I had made for "Ralphamania," an event I was hosting, along with many other possessions I had left with him, but I'll get back to Ralphamania later.
>Yesterday I also had the Mexican police show up in my Mexican apartment (oh yes, I moved to Mexico) because I had attempted to call the police on a man named Cog who has leaked my emails talking about my dead gay boyfriend.
>That man also assaulted me on the streets of Portugal with his friend "Dan" in an attempt to recreate another trip I took to Portugal where I was beaten and my orbital bone was shattered resulting in my googly-eye, your honor. Oh and I had gone on that first trip to Portugal after making rape threats to the sister of my former Portuguese cohost/slave Adam "Race" Warski after he said I was fat.
>But anyways Ralphamania was very fun and my white nationalist audience (who are currently trying to elect a black rapper as President of the United States) enjoyed making rape threats to the female wrestlers hosted at my event.
>It makes sense that I have an audience like this because I once went to prison for eight months after the attempted assault of a female police officer, but I'm getting ahead of myself
>Basically this guy named John Potter, formerly Josh Moon, aka Null the owner of the kiwi farms said that I needed to be sacrificed to corn in order to bring a harvest or something. That man is a pedophile with erectile dysfunction.
>This has resulted in a combined effort from both grandfathers of my two children to result in the conspiracy to make my firstborn child (whom I love more than anything and have only seen once) to wear corn insignia in an attempt to threaten my life.
>Are you following me so far your honor? Have you heard of Gamergate?
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>I'M NOT A FAT GAY BABY!
>You think this is bad? This? This gay shit?! He's done worse. That corn joke! Are you telling me that someone just happens to sacrifice people to fuckin' corn? No! He orchestrated it! Johm Potter! He has a broken penis!
"My dick wasn't even hard yah honah, it's really not that small"
 
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>So basically your honor, I impregnated the mother of my firstborn child shortly after her high school prom when I was thirty-six years of age.
>I am now in a blood feud with her and her entire family partially because of the mother of my second child.
>I am also in a blood feud with HER entire family which has resulted in further legal cases which are ongoing as well.
>Her father destroyed my two thousand dollar champion wrestling belt that I had made for "Ralphamania," an event I was hosting, along with many other possessions I had left with him, but I'll get back to Ralphamania later.
>Yesterday I also had the Mexican police show up in my Mexican apartment (oh yes, I moved to Mexico) because I had attempted to call the police on a man named Cog who has leaked my emails talking about my dead gay boyfriend.
>That man also assaulted me on the streets of Portugal with his friend "Dan" in an attempt to recreate another trip I took to Portugal where I was beaten and my orbital bone was shattered resulting in my googly-eye, your honor. Oh and I had gone on that first trip to Portugal after making rape threats to the sister of my former Portuguese cohost/slave Adam "Race" Warski after he said I was fat.
>But anyways Ralphamania was very fun and my white nationalist audience (who are currently trying to elect a black rapper as President of the United States) enjoyed making rape threats to the female wrestlers hosted at my event.
>It makes sense that I have an audience like this because I once went to prison for eight months after the attempted assault of a female police officer, but I'm getting ahead of myself
>Basically this guy named John Potter, formerly Josh Moon, aka Null the owner of the kiwi farms said that I needed to be sacrificed to corn in order to bring a harvest or something. That man is a pedophile with erectile dysfunction.
>This has resulted in a combined effort from both grandfathers of my two children to result in the conspiracy to make my firstborn child (whom I love more than anything and have only seen once) to wear corn insignia in an attempt to threaten my life.
>Are you following me so far your honor? Have you heard of Gamergate?
View attachment 4561818
>I'M NOT A FAT GAY BABY!
>You think this is bad? This? This gay shit?! He's done worse. That corn joke! Are you telling me that someone just happens to sacrifice people to fuckin' corn? No! He orchestrated it! Johm Potter! He has a broken penis!
When it's written like that, it sounds like a bad after-school special.
 
Last I saw Vickers's thread hasn't bumped with it, and this thread hasn't either; did anything interesting happen Friday or did Ralph skip it like a BAWSS RALPHAMALE? I figured if something did happen Vickers would absolutely spew about it.
 
Ralph showed up sober, hollered a bit, and was given until March 17 to find a lawyer. I believe March 17 is just a hearing to set a trial date. Vickers' lawyer told the judge they'd only need 3-4 hours for the trial. March 17 is also the date of his hearing against Faith, which he has to s how up to in person, so he's likely to be there in person for Vickers' scheduling hearing as well.
 
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