Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

[Pargon]

It all started cause I asked if Larping in chat just trying to get a reaction is dented. It's a yes or no question. But people started bitching because Larping helps Phil get money, but they refuse to acknowledge that we have all in some form have indirectly helped Phil get viewership/money. Therefore it's hypocritical to bitch about it. TLDR

You are correct though.

Motherfucker if you want to accept responsibility two or three degrees removed from your own actions that’s on you bubelah

I sleep just fine at night knowing that any stupidity I post here or in YouTube vids, not one of my red cents has ever gone to Phil and that’s plenty for me

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Is it retarded to give DSP any attention? Yes. But the internet meaning of "attention" is more in line with "consuming the content" than merely observing.
Okay, let's say some guy owns a sandwich shop, alright? And he makes really shitty sandwiches, and he begs everyone to buy the expensive sandwiches so he can sit around and talk about how good he used to be at making sandwiches while spending your money on a comfier chair behind the counter instead of investing in better ingredients. Now, you never enter the store. Maybe you walk by it when the owner's outside on one of his 3-times-a-day rants about how nobody's buying his shitty sandwiches. If you don't buy his sandwiches, and you don't go inside, but you happen to walk by when he's begging, does it count as helping him out? No! You stupid dunce, ack ack ack. Now ladies and gentlemen, as you all know I am what is referred to as an independent content creator, which means that when you send me tips, superchats, superthanks, I can maintain my business for all of you...

 

[Fapcop]

It all started cause I asked if Larping in chat just trying to get a reaction is dented. It's a yes or no question. But people started bitching because Larping helps Phil get money, but they refuse to acknowledge that we have all in some form have indirectly helped Phil get viewership/money. Therefore it's hypocritical to bitch about it. TLDR

You are correct though.

Is it dented? Sure, but it’s also fun, as are $2 troll tips and trying to get Phil to take the obvious bait.

It’s lolcow culture I guess.

Don’t get me wrong, if you give Phil hundreds or thousands of dollars, you’re retarded and probably deserve a knuckle sandwich, but if your 2$ troll tip gets a reaction that makes me giggle, more power to you.

Yeah, we could all end Phil if we collectively decided to stop watching, but what would be the point of that? If Phil finally gets his comeuppance, and is forced to sell the house but nobody is there to see it and laugh, is it really a W?

 

[INirvana]

Nah if you give phil money you're a retarded nigger that needs to find themselves, those dented tips are not funny, he just ignores you, he rarely responds and it's never good its the SAME OL SHITACK of lying and bullshitting.

If you're in his chat being dented ''trolling'' or giving money...

Then find purpose you lonely sad dumb nigger.

 

[Fapcop]

There's really no point arguing or debating if something is faked or arranged

True lol.

Though I gotta say, there’s no doubt Phil occasionally self-tips.

Why? To hit the goals. If the goal is $250 and there’s $220 in the pot, the chances of someone donating 5$ or 10$ are a lot bigger than someone giving him 40$. So Phil will get a mysterious anon $20/$25 donation, so the dents will cough up the remaining $5-$10.

It’s basic human psychology. It’s easier to make someone give you 5$ than 15$.

Phil likes money, but he also likes the impression of having a big pool of “pahsitive support”.

Just like when he buys himself a $700 PS5Pro and claims it was a gift from a fan, he will self tip.

Nah if you give phil money you're a retarded nigger that needs to find themselves, those dented tips are not funny, he just ignores you, he rarely responds and it's never good its the SAME OL SHITACK of lying and bullshitting.

If you're in his chat being dented ''trolling'' or giving money...

Then find purpose you lonely sad dumb nigger.

Calm down lol! I give a couple of bucks to homeless people too on occasion, I don’t see the big deal.

Yeah, most troll tips are lame and gay and KHATISFAT99 is just wasting his money.

But every once in a while, Phil takes the bait with gusto and we get a clippable reaction.

Not a big troll tipper myself, but if your troll tip ever made me LOL or chuckle, I salute you dent!

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

have become so blackbilled nihilistic just watching this dude to realize shit like the money he gets does not matter

Fact.

For money to improve his life, it needs to be one big sum that is impossible to quickly spend, OR he will need to save up.

Both are very unlikely.

And even a casual observer knows that Phil is very impulsive with money, spends it like there's more coming in, and is the pinnacle of the modern day consumer.

At best, he will live the rest of his life in the pursuit of credit, and repaying it.

His parents will eventually die and leave him something that he will not utilize effectively, and it is likely his father, at least, has 15-20 more years ahead of him.

What I'm saying is, he should really hit that goal RIGHT NOW, so we can just lock in the DSP Tries It for tomorrow.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I don't think anyone find's contributing to Phil, and troll tipping phil based, besides the retards that do it. Watching DSP in any capacity is fucking retarded no matter how you are doing it.

NONE OF THIS MATTERS reminder

For something that doesn't matter you sure won't shut the fuck up about it. Your "argument" just comes off as some retard trying to justify their retarded LARPing. You're obviously not going to convince anyone and I've never seen you in here before aside from this stupid tangent so kindly stop shitting up the thread.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wow, what a topical conversation you guys are having in here. Let me check my sundial... why yes, it has been 6 and a half entire years since we already had a dedicated thread on exactly this matter:

Thread 'the merits of throwing quarters at the monkey to make him dance'

Oct 25, 2018

We think differently. This is about Phil, not Chris.

Also the whole argument is over, I don’t see much point in digging it up again.

PS: I don’t follow Chris’s antics anymore. But I feel the same about people giving Chris money; faggots. I don’t get how you guys wanna justify trolling by giving money.

Alright, hotshot. Then make a thread for discussing the merits of throwing quarters at the monkey to make him dance. You’re great at making threads, should be a piece of cake.

• Commander Keen
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• Forum: Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil

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[Ardath]

Time is a flat circle, This topic is what took down the sons of Kojima, and it will go on as long as sir Pig Roach.

 

[Culex]

Oh, is it that time again? You know, the time when yet another Null bootlicker is offended by the mere concept of a DSP subforum and feels the need to flex their self-inferred superiority. And, big fucking surprise, it’s one of the newest newfags you’ve ever seen. It’s so cyclical that you could get the same experience from watching The Level 1 “Podcast.” We had our chat nuked and this shit is still happening with such a rhythmic frequency that you can set your clock to it. Would any other smug shit-eaters like to speak up? No? That’s nice and all. but I’m sure someone will next month.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I now understand why people hate the Phil board.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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I think this is heavily subjective, because you have criteria like the attention you give him, directly or indirectly, and that triggering people donating to him as a consequence, which cannot be quantified. We're also determining how "bad" or "retarded" something is, which again is subjective.

Example: some whales/trolls have tipped large amounts due to Kiwifarms & this board's conversation about them, but that's an indirect consequence from the discussion that happens here, i.e: the "attention" that this board is giving him.

But that's just on one end, you have more stuff to throw into the equation. Like for example, how is money actually earned through Kick? Seems like you don't agree on this topic with some users (like in regards to chat interaction).

You also have how aware are you of the alternatives (e.g: do you watch a restreamer who is giving DSP an extra view, or the one who is restreaming RawPhil? That way you'd deincentivize the one giving him the extra view, and unify the DSP restream process into the way that gives him the least amount of money, like if all detractors agreed to restream RawPhil (as an example) to not give him even an extra view, but at the same time they have the right to restream him as well, not just RawPhil).

So assuming chat interaction is a variable amongst others (like viewership retention) in order for him to earn money, you now have a gradient of "how bad this action is" that you can build and morph according to your own criteria.

Spoiler: Retard gradient

This stuff could be made into an equation/one of those test online that determine your score for autism.

Variables for the equation (some)
F = (boolean) do they watch DSP or not?
f = (boolean) do they watch DSP directly or indirectly?
M = (boolean) do they donate/tip to DSP at all?
m = (float) calculate how much they donate/tip.
T = (boolean) do they donate/tip to "troll" or not?
E0 = (boolean) do they enjoy DSP's content or not?
E1 = (boolean) do they enjoy the restreamer's content or not?
B = (float) quantify the bias (how bad/good it is) based on the quality of the restreamer.
R = (boolean) do they donate/tip to the restreamer or not?
r0 = (float) calculate how much they donate/tip to the restreamer.
r1 = (float) calculate bias (how bad/good it is) of amount given, based on the quality of the restreamer.
A = (boolean) do they use some form of ad-blocker on sites where it matters (e.g: YouTube) or not?
I = (boolean) do they interact in DSP's chat or not?
i = (float) quantify the level of positive/negative interaction/messages.
C = (boolean) do they interact with DSP's content, directly & outside of streams or not?
c = (float) quantify the level of positive/negative interaction/messages.
K = (boolean) do they talk about DSP in detractor circles or not?
k = (float) calculate the bias (how bad/good it is) of that attention they give DSP.
Q = (boolean) do they incentivize others to donate/tip to DSP?
q = (float) calculate the bias (how bad/good it is) of those comments.
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And many more! You'd have to calibrate the range of that bias according to your criteria, and the scoring system, given at the end/how wide the gradient is.

 

[neger psykolog]

Man I want to ask nicely to stop making this thread about you and your shitty ass posts. We get it, you're a loser and have no life. This thread is about darksydephil.

Post in thread 'Designated Whiner Shitting Street'

Jun 19, 2025

I made this account specifically to come here and bitch about how insufferable darksydefag has become but it took so long for the mods to approve my account that I don't even care about ranting anymore.

BUT he is become increasingly more triggered and unstable which makes his suffering more enjoyable.

It would have been much worse if he was as smug as he was during the King storyline. Now he's just pathetic and broken.

• Benedryl Netanyahoo

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Lol.

My profile: full of adoring fanmail and people complimenting my looks and style.

Your profile:


Must suck to not even have any fans!

 

[Brother Wind]

Post in thread 'Designated Whiner Shitting Street'

Jun 19, 2025

I made this account specifically to come here and bitch about how insufferable darksydefag has become but it took so long for the mods to approve my account that I don't even care about ranting anymore.

BUT he is become increasingly more triggered and unstable which makes his suffering more enjoyable.

It would have been much worse if he was as smug as he was during the King storyline. Now he's just pathetic and broken.

• Benedryl Netanyahoo

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Lol.

My profile: full of adoring fanmail and people complimenting my looks and style.

Your profile:
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Must suck to not even have any fans!

I see you've become a smug little cunt in my absence. Trying to ratio people on kiwi farms might be a new low. Especially funny because when anyone else tells you to eat shit its free sticker time.

Anyways. Like at this point it has to be social experiment. Anything else is massive mental gymnastics to explain the radio silence. In all my years I cannot think of a time when he has been gone from his fucking spotlight this long. Even the wedding it was like only that one fucking day. And I don't even think that was 24 hours.

I can imagine why he would be radio silent for all kinds of shit. But to refrain from bitching about it? Unfeasible. But even of he is taking a break. With what money? Like no matter what line of thought I take on this. It makes zero sense. And hearing his explanation might be the most amazing shit the vortex has ever seen.

This is why my theory is that someone here finally body swapped him. And he is now being puppeted by a Kiwi trying to salvage his life. And show us all that it can be done. Only reasonable choice

Also. Because I love these parallels. Back in like 2011ish Chris Chan also just fucking vanished for awhile. Just saying.

 

[neger psykolog]

I can imagine why he would be radio silent for all kinds of shit. But to refrain from bitching about it? Unfeasible. But even of he is taking a break. With what money? Like no matter what line of thought I take on this. It makes zero sense. And hearing his explanation might be the most amazing shit the vortex has ever seen

Yeah the bank leaks showed he keeps next to no money in his account. So in all likelihood it's a forced break to go and see mama burnell.

There's no world in which he'd be taking a voluntary break simply because he never has before (besides when Leanna was there)

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

 

[Ardath]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

Good to know bud, no one cares.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

is the baby gonna cry

 

[thirstymcgee]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.

You'd probably the guy that tell me to go stick my head in an electrical oven

 

[Moar Krabs]

Every time I see a Community post about DSP it unfortunately reminds me that this board exists. The gas chamber is too good for you, I have never met anyone more boring than a DSP dent, I hope you go into the oven when you are alive.