🦊 Furry Dewflower - "pony gynecologist", self-proclaimed "female anatomy expert", really angry about vag drawings

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acceptable said:
I've been around horses my whole life, and i can tell you that a horse vagina is very different then a human. from what I've seen, most pony porn is in fact incorrect and usually the vag is in the wrong spot. but it shouldn't fucking matter, unless you were actually attracted to a fucking horse. the people who are into MLP porn aren't necessarily into it because the horse aspect turns them on. (at least i fucking hope so)

also- all vaginas and penises are not created equally... its for some reason very very hard for people to understand this, but there is no such thing as a "normal" or "correct" vagina or penis. if you have huge ass vag lips, your normal. if you have tiny ass vag lips, you also normal. that same concept applies to animals as well. a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one. my point is that this guy is wrong. he's not the fucking vag expert because there is no such thing.
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Pronoun Party said:
I'd like to preface this by saying I like the idea of measuring dog dicks
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The Fool said:
You know it's common knowledge horse vaginas and human vaginas are completely different, you don't have to tell us you personally inspect them
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The quality of this thread just shot through the roof
But getting back on-topic, god that art with the labia is just horrifying. But what's their obsession with Shadman? In the OP he's brought up like 3 times.
 
I think Sharman does the whole "labia so big it's a dick so I can have a dickgirl but it's still technically straight" thing sometimes.
 
Hey ladies, if your labia doesn't fall out of your underwear and strangle potential lovers like a sentient, lovecraftian creature, you're a loli. Your boyfriends? Husbands? All pedophiles.
Sorry, I don't make the rules. It's Pussy Law.
 
At least he didn't choose to make the uterus take up the whole abdominal cavity or something. Of all the things that can be horrifyingly large, at least this is the one where it could happen IRL. Assuming somebody really, really horrifyingly unlucky with the genetic lottery.
 
Are we quite sure this guy isn't some kind of highly dedicated and autistic troll? Not even DSP is this insistent about his credentials. This is an unashamed hunch, but I feel like this is 'too good to be true' in some ways.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
Are we quite sure this guy isn't some kind of highly dedicated and autistic troll? Not even DSP is this insistent about his credentials. This is an unashamed hunch, but I feel like this is 'too good to be true' in some ways.
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Even if they are... this person has been up to this same gig for YEARS, has commissioned hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of art of their characters, has spent hours upon hours carefully editing eldritch horrors onto cartoon vaginas, and has written several novels' worth of smut based around children's characters. That's lolcow material regardless of intent.
 
Girls don't work that way. Again, surprised this didn't feature into my nightmares.
 
"I'd like to preface this by saying that all the pony porn I've looked at lots of is anatomically inaccurate."

Every time fam. Every time.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
Are we quite sure this guy isn't some kind of highly dedicated and autistic troll? Not even DSP is this insistent about his credentials. This is an unashamed hunch, but I feel like this is 'too good to be true' in some ways.
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Never forget the old saying, if someone puts that much effort into pretending to be retarded, they probably actually are retarded anyway.
 
Dewflower put up a shiny new rant about vagina injustice. In just three thousand batshit insane words, they compare the lack of "good pussy" in porn to:
  • Racial inequality
  • Income inequality
  • The US oligarchy
  • Car sales
  • Ebay and Amazon scalping
  • Diabetics being overcharged for insulin
Witness the extreme persecution they suffer at the hands of brutal porn artists:
Top vag expert said:
I can’t go up to a popular artist, nor a regular artist and DEMAND that they draw my characters genitals accurately in a commission. Though, I could like anyone else, require off them that they draw a loli vag for any female char. If I’d try to get even 50 % equal treatment, I’d get lynched. Heck, I’ve gotten that asking for even 25 or 10 %. People outraged over that I’m not satisfied over being offered 0 service, and having the privilege to lick crums of the floor.
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Misunderstood prodigy said:
You end up on the sidewalk in ten second flats if you try to oppose the status quo “rules”.
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More bizarro quotes:
Random.txt said:
The vast majority of all artists are utterly incompetent at female genital anatomy. Due to how we have no standard for it. Unlike the rigorous high demand that is expected of the penis.
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Having a weird fetish is LITERALLY like being black said:
To stay on a similar topic: Just take any of the ones where they use a generic “white name” to apply for a job, or a house. And then a generic “non-white” name. And lo and behold: Basically every single time, the white name just so coincidentally happens to get a free pass. So to speak. (and before anyone gets their panties in a twist: Yes, I am well aware of the studies that just tries to twist this as 107 % of the time. Or as if there is nothing in the opposite direction. But in porn’s case: This IS literally the case. Or rather: I’ve yet to once come across a SINGLE incident where anyone with a loli vag+hyper dick obsession has been treated unfairly.
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Persecution complex said:
So, in a semi-rough caricature. We have rich, entitled brats, that inherited all their wealth. Bitching about how they only own 99 % of everything. And how the poor that have to work for their income are just these filthy, inferior moochers that are out to ruin their fun.
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From what I can gather they're mad because: 1. THE PORN ISN'T ABOUT MEEEEE! 2. artists are uncomfortable drawing their character's shit-crusted 12-inch meat curtains, and 3. they don't get a discount on their gross fetish commissions since they're asking for vag instead of dick. And, of course, they're fucking crazy.
 
Stop the presses, Dewflower has just written a comprehensive list of their many storied accomplishments:

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Incredible. We should be bowing down to this trail-blazer.

nasal clitoral penetration
 
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