Do the Chandlers still do their laundry?

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The Google Street view photo of the old SON-CHU shows what looks like a laundry hamper in the back trunk area of the car. My guess is that they sometimes visit a laundromat, or the hoard just has spilled over into the cars.
They might go to the laundromat for clean clothes. Whether or not it's their own clothes or clean clothes magically provided by providence that they keep finding already laundered in the machines is another matter. Chris' wardrobe has been looking a little more eclectic as of late compared to the striped shirt days.
 
___ said:
The Google Street view photo of the old SON-CHU shows what looks like a laundry hamper in the back trunk area of the car. My guess is that they sometimes visit a laundromat, or the hoard just has spilled over into the cars.

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I can't find the actual model, but Walmart , HomeDepot sell them like this:

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They have those oval shape openings. Those are the openings you can spot in the trunk.

Why do I get the unshakable feeling that that basket is just filled with McDonald's wrappers?
 
KatsuKitty said:
What is far more likely, is that they are just throwing their clothes in the washer with barely any detergent, if any at all. I've known kids from elementary school who had parents who did this. They had the characteristic smell of sweat socks mixed vaguely with soap.

Yeah, probably they do use the washer just like they use the microwave... that means, that they don't use the washer properly either... and yeah, it's more likely that they don't even use detergent, or maybe just a little bit of the cheapest and worse detergent that they could find...
 
FemboiBunny said:
and yeah, it's more likely that they don't even use detergent, or maybe just a little bit of the cheapest and worse detergent that they could find...
He just tosses in some animals and comeuppance, and starts the washer. That's how he washes his clothes.
 
I'd sooner believe that the hampers/containers in his car are just an extension of the hoard, then that they are actually in the car for some productive purpose.

It's just a bunch of crap that weighs his car down and therefore makes that dreaded gas even more expensive.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I'd sooner believe that the hampers/containers in his car are just an extension of the hoard, then that they are actually in the car for some productive purpose.

It's just a bunch of crap that weighs his car down and therefore makes that dreaded gas even more expensive.


i think you can safely say nothing about chris chan is "productive"
 
Zim said:
If they do do (ha doodoo.. appropriate!) their laundry it's probably few and far between loads. Laundry soap is EXPENSIVE! and Axe doesn't make laundry soap as far as I know.

On the other hand, you guys might be right and their laundry room is completely broken down. Given the state of everything else there I'm sure that whatever they do it's not pretty.


thats too good of an idea, you should work for axe, imagine all the idiots who would be buying pheromone laced laundry soap.
 
They probably visit a laundrette. I rather imagine the hoard may have spread to the basement and potentially blocked it off entirely. Maybe they wait until they can barely move without tripping over their dirty clothes (into cat shit) and they dump it all in a hamper and head to a laundrette.
Makes me wonder what happened to Chris's old clown shirts, like the Classic.
 
Darky said:
Makes me wonder what happened to Chris's old clown shirts, like the Classic.
I think he finally got fat enough that he literally couldn't fit into The Classic anymore. He was already pushing it back in the classic days as it was.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Darky said:
Makes me wonder what happened to Chris's old clown shirts, like the Classic.
I think he finally got fat enough that he literally couldn't fit into The Classic anymore. He was already pushing it back in the classic days as it was.

Chris probably throw those old shirt into the hoard... and then, he replaced them with his "tomgirl" clothes.
 
this is a silly thread but yeah no nothing those people do reaches a normal person's standard of cleanliness

he looked funky back in the youtube days and he is exponentially filthier in the latest pics

autism probably fucks up his perception. sort of like how little kids think that if they can't see you, you can't see them? if he doesn't think his appearance/smell is offensive, neither will anyone else
 
I'm pretty sure one of the Jackie e-mails had Barb mad at Chris because she found his skirts (and presumably shit-loaded panties) in a load of laundry. Those were in 2011, though.

Edit: Jackie E-mails 27 has the following from Chris: "I've just had my mother complain about me wearing my mini skirts after finding two of them in the recent laundromat trip." So they were doing laundry at least before May 29, 2011, though not in the house.
 
I eagerly anticipate them being banned from all the coin-op laundromats in the area, because of film of filth left in their machines after each visit.

Letting stuff pile up, and then inefficiently washing it all in two or three over-oversized loads with dollar store detergent, was a lingering bad habit of mine - even after I started making decent money. It's so common, it might be one of those axiomatic habits people develop when poor or living on your own at college. Nobody I know who didn't also live day-to-day on spare change doesn't do this, or struggle with it even after earning a good income.

I had to force myself to stop doing this, because it was ruining my shirts, and any other Japanese / Brazilians I knew were flabbergasted (where I grew up, it was common to wash what you wore in the sink washer right after you got home and changed, every day). It's such a frustrating habit, because - in the long run - it was obviously cheaper to regularly do laundry, than have to buy clothes more frequently (unless you have to drive 10 miles to get to a laundromat that your idiot child hasn't gotten you banned from).
 
Seems that they might go to the laundromat occasionally. Either that or they get clothes from the hoard, or then again they might just keep buying new ones. Just seems that the hoard spread into the basement or w/e they do laundry, blocking off the room.
 
Don't think so considering they have to save money. Chris might probably rely on AXE for the bad smell.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Don't think so considering they have to save money. Chris might probably rely on AXE for the bad smell.
I'd imagine gallons of axe would make an already bad smell worse.
 
Oh goodness, Chris and Barb at a laundromat... you know Chris would stare creepily at any girl who came there, and Barb would cause trouble over trivial shit. I use a laundromat since there's no W/D in the house I live in, and the nearest laundromat is actually a pretty nice place with a tanning salon as well. The staff has always been nice to me but then that's because I act like a normal person. They do come down hard on people who try to cause trouble, though. But then all laundromats vary, I've been to other laundromats where there was NO staff on hand, you were all on your own and if a washer or dryer caused trouble you had to fill out a complaint slip and all because there was no person to talk to, which would be ideal for the gruesome twosome as this means there's no one to yell at them or boot them for inappropriate behavior/being white trash.
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Zim said:
If they do do (ha doodoo.. appropriate!) their laundry it's probably few and far between loads. Laundry soap is EXPENSIVE! and Axe doesn't make laundry soap as far as I know.

On the other hand, you guys might be right and their laundry room is completely broken down. Given the state of everything else there I'm sure that whatever they do it's not pretty.


thats too good of an idea, you should work for axe, imagine all the idiots who would be buying pheromone laced laundry soap.

ORIGINAL IDEA! DO NOT STEAL!!!1111111ONEELEVEN

If they do like where I do my laundry and raise the price one day by 5 cents it would be a scene the likes no one has seen. I got sort of annoyed when they did that so imagine if she-hoarder had that happen.
 
This is one area I actually feel bad for Barb. Imagine going to the coin-op with her son's DIRTY CRAPPED BLANKETS. Having to wash Chris's panties with all those people around her. She probably wants to die of embarrassment.
 
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