Took half an e before we went to the beach in the hope it would make me more extroverted, sociable and enthusiastic about beachy activities but in reality all that happened was I puked neon orange paprika Pringle vomit into a carrier bag and everyone got all concerned for my well-being and went home. I did apologise profusely for ruining everyone’s day.
Still though, it’s probably for the best. Even with the raised body temperature from the molly the wind was too brisk and I didn’t want to go in the sea because I’d be even colder afterwards, and we bought a windbreak but my sister didn’t want to put it in front of the sea where the wind was actually coming from so we put it somewhere else where it barely did anything. And we’re holidaying with my sister’s boyfriend’s family who are too loud and complain all the time. And the dad is an alcoholic who relapses every 6 months and keeps trying to come up with excuses to pop to the shop to drink beer and he thinks it’s funny to creep up on me and make me jump when I’m trying to do the Fight Cave in RuneScape. (He did apologise to me for that but I’m still annoyed). Their two sons are alright but I don’t think I like them very much.
Took half an e before we went to the beach in the hope it would make me more extroverted, sociable and enthusiastic about beachy activities but in reality all that happened was I puked neon orange paprika Pringle vomit into a carrier bag and everyone got all concerned for my well-being and went home. I did apologise profusely for ruining everyone’s day.
Still though, it’s probably for the best. Even with the raised body temperature from the molly the wind was too brisk and I didn’t want to go in the sea because I’d be even colder afterwards, and we bought a windbreak but my sister didn’t want to put it in front of the sea where the wind was actually coming from so we put it somewhere else where it barely did anything. And we’re holidaying with my sister’s boyfriend’s family who are too loud and complain all the time. And the dad is an alcoholic who relapses every 6 months and keeps trying to come up with excuses to pop to the shop to drink beer and he thinks it’s funny to creep up on me and make me jump when I’m trying to do the Fight Cave in RuneScape. (He did apologise to me for that but I’m still annoyed). Their two sons are alright but I don’t think I like them very much.
oh for extroversion and sociability i usually just down a beer or two, just enough to make me a wee bit slower but not enough to even get me tipsy
i really recommend it, thats what i was doing in college and it helped me quite a bit
oh for extroversion and sociability i usually just down a beer or two, just enough to make me a wee bit slower but not enough to even get me tipsy
i really recommend it, thats what i was doing in college and it helped me quite a bit
See I would do that but I was worried about my sister’s boyfriend’s dad tying to get at any booze in the house, even my mom picked zero alcohol cider at the supermarket. Also whenever I buy vodka like twice a year my mom acts like I’m a hardened alkie that chugs hand sanitiser and it makes me self conscious. Probably because I only like vodka-based cocktails instead of weaker normie alcohols like beer/wine/cider, and spirits are considered a more hardcore form of alcohol in her mind.
requesting josh requires taking a breathalyzer before accessing this site because i know one day im gonna get completely wasted and end up dawksxxing myself in a drunken frenzy
Whacky idea: Start a village called Jalapenoburg, so that the people there will be called Jalapenoburgers. Once it's large enough to have its own sports teams have them play against teams from Hamburg Germany to decide which burger is superior.
i got a bottle of bourbon last week but i didn't look at it close enough and it turns out it's 60% ABV haha whoops im such a silly guy
im gonna get some more
I'm pretty stoned. Might need to smoke more, but I think I have a delivery or some shit arriving soon. I need to be able to work the door and drag a box indoors.
In the meanwhile, I have a TV tuner in my computer so I can get local broadcast tv. No one watches broadcast TV anymore but boomers and people in mental wards and prisons, I guess.
There's tv channels where obviously some chinzy regional media conglomerates that no one's ever heard of will buy up TV licenses at bankruptcy auctions or some shit, and just run reruns.
Like Comet is some channel where they just run scifi / fantasy reruns like Grimm and the X-Files and similar nonsense. It's good to have on in the background.
But one hilarious thing is that there's a lot of ads for dick pills on this channel. I recorded a couple:
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Lol, always my favorite, Chris Hansen (yes that Chris Hansen) hocking his dick pill guide:
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The commercials on other channels is usually boomer shit like retirement plans and coffins and shit. Again, no one else watches broadcast TV.
But I guess on the nerd channel it's a bunch of dick pills?
I’m so glad to be employed full time and back in healthcare again after a fucking grueling month of nothing but interviews. Ngl being on my feet and actually doing stuff all day gives me such a runner’s high by the time I get home, I swear it makes my gummies at least twice as potent. This is my first Saturday off (and probably last for a while) so I’m gonna take advantage of the Smokiez BOGO deal at my local dispensary and blast the fuck off tonight.
I’ll have to turn my phone off though. Last time I got caught off guard by gummies I texted my best friend a novel about how much I think Ricky and Julian from Trailer Park Boys should bone.
I invented a combo called Russian roulette ehetr I take alcohol benzzos and opioids at ojxe mmand then go to sleep for 12 hrs or more when my vision starts vetting blurry
I’m so glad to be employed full time and back in healthcare again after a fucking grueling month of nothing but interviews. Ngl being on my feet and actually doing stuff all day gives me such a runner’s high by the time I get home, I swear it makes my gummies at least twice as potent. This is my first Saturday off (and probably last for a while) so I’m gonna take advantage of the Smokiez BOGO deal at my local dispensary and blast the fuck off tonight.
I’ll have to turn my phone off though. Last time I got caught off guard by gummies I texted my best friend a novel about how much I think Ricky and Julian from Trailer Park Boys should bone.
It's not that weird that you feel more intoxicated by edibles after running around on your feet all day. Iirc some people believe exercise can potentiate a weed high. Increased blood flow/an elevated metabolism can contribute to how quickly it comes on.You're not wrong, Ricky and Julian would be a power couple
I invented a combo called Russian roulette ehetr I take alcohol benzzos and opioids at ojxe mmand then go to sleep for 12 hrs or more when my vision starts vetting blurry
