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I have to go out tomorrow with Mama Zirn to pick up her prescriptions and get some more pantry staples and such. I'm praying they don't start chimping here while we're out because I don't think we can survive some obese negress rolling over us or something. :'(
 
The fatties are kind of a big deal in all of this. You should have to fit within a normal weight range even to qualify. I don't even mean some optimal BMI, I mean normal for fatass Americans. If you are some deathfat 500 pound fuck, you get on serious restricted calories until you aren't.
There is an easy "compassionate" way to do this too. If you are above normal BMI you instead qualify for an extra special health management program thats even better and more expensive then regular food stamps congratulations! The catch is you don't just get to shop on your own unsupervised. You get ditetitcian consultation, a gym membership, personal trainers all of whom work with you towards keeping fed and healthy. They will create a meal plan and guess what you don't even gotta go shopping the approved meals will be shipped directly to your house with those professionals checking in on zoom meetings to see how its going.

They could have students work on farms during harvest season, two birds with one stone. It would let them have experience with where their food comes from
If I know one universal truth America needs to learn it is "we need to pick our own fucking cotton" it wasn't worth it to bring over niggers and it isn't worth it to bring in Mexicans. Ideally we can find students or people out of work to do it but if not then every American needs to just put their office jobs on hold for a month roll up our sleeves and do the damn thing. There could be a program where the amount of labor you contribute qualifies you for discounts on farm subsidies goods or even a tax benefit.
 
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consider that around 1.2 million veterans,
I wouldn't worry too much about veterans and other segments of the population that did more than just being heads to dilute debt on and fake growth with gdp voodoo metric that increased with "public consumption". There are Billionaires and productive parts of the population that understand very well that a territory requires a territorial defense and are, as shown with the "anonymous donor" that offered to pay the military wages during the shutdown, going to take risk to make sure that people that served will not go hungry - it is rational for them to keep being "rich"
 
OMFG! How many times do we have to expressly inform the thread that we are NOT hating on or criticizing a genuine need for assistance due to accident, illness, temporary set backs, old age, or disability.

American tax payers don’t want to pay for people’s chocolate covered strawberries, 50 dollar box of Godiva chocolates, whey protein, alkaline water, skittles etc etc. If you have a genuine need for assistance then you shall have it but you’ll have to buy junk food and other luxury items when you can afford them again. Until then, your life will be sustained on food that nourishes your body.

Why are people in this thread having such a hard time understanding this?
Probably because since this crisis started with the SNAP benefits a lot of posters here have outed themselves as needing welfare, and are taking it as a personal attack.
I'm not personally attacking anyone who has a legitimate need, I have used government assistance temporarily as an adult and mom relied on services like food boxes and money from the churches to keep up with the bills as a kid.
I don't mind saying it again so everyone can understand my position: I have nothing against TEMPORARY government assistance and I think it's an amazing tool, what I'm against is the perpetual welfare state that niggers are using it as. I'm against incentivizing having more kids than you can afford because the go'ment will cut you a greeny, leafy, spendy money check.
I would have LOVED to have had some siblings to play with as a kid instead of the boongs I had to hang out with who always had something gross like lice and smelled like dog pee, but my mother always lived by the creed "If you can't feed them don't fucking breed them".
I understand some of you are on assistance or you're struggling to make ends meet and that sucks and I do sympathize. I'm not attacking those people. I'm attacking The spook that walks into walmart and buys $200 worth of junk food, soda and other unnecessary bullshit.
 
They will create a meal plan and guess what you don't even gotta go shopping the approved meals will be shipped directly to your house with those professionals checking in on zoom meetings to see how its going.
The problem is that kind of personalized management is seriously expensive. Generally only celebrities can afford that. I prefer the cheaper solution administratively, which is just put King Hippo on a scale and look at the number. If they can't manage to get that number down on their own, fuck them.
 
Once there is chimpouts someone needs to make a highlight reel that starts with this song.

Except when it gets to "It's free swipe your EBT" it should slow and stop like a dying record player and cut to government shut down news reels (that show its the democrats fault) interspersed with tik tok videos threatening to chimp out finally leading to a montage of chimp outs, hollering, riots, and hootannany.
 
I think that some of these niggers when they steal, they think they are one of the merry men or something (we wuz robin hoodz n shi)
 
The problem is that kind of personalized management is seriously expensive. Generally only celebrities can afford that. I prefer the cheaper solution administratively, which is just put King Hippo on a scale and look at the number. If they can't manage to get that number down on their own, fuck them.
I think it would be worth the benefit in a twofold manner. The first is that non-compliance means they get cut off from the program. Overall they shouldn't need constant monitoring once they have the workout plan and meal plan it should just be occasional check ins.

The second and more important is that it would help drive the supply and hopefully cost of these programs down because let's be real a shitload of Americans who are not on EBT need them too. I would even say there should be encouragement towards offering these things in employer provided health plans since it ends up lowering health care cost in the end.
 
Born and raised in America, Family has been here since before whites, lol.


>You're welcome for that dick sucking we give every other race for you to exploit
Thanks! I'll take every bit of opportunity I can get! Your people have such a fetish for non-whites that it's weird, but hey whatever you guys are nice. You want to give me a straight line to the top just for me being what I am? I'm not going to say "No."
It's not my fault that whites put out the red carpet for me and other races.
I didn't make them give me the opportunity.

It's crazy how your own people don't give your own people chances, but give niggers and jeets opportunities to larp as bosses and flood the US.


My home country is the US :story:


Once again, my family has lived in Texas their entire lives.
I know it's hard to consider this, but did you know that white people actually do not originate from North America? Shocking, I know.

So how about I turn that question around; Where is your family from? My family's always been here, we have always been American, and have always loved this land,
Sad you can't say the same.
Oh my God, WE GET IT, you're an injun. Before we came around you were living in teepees and shitting off cliffs, just be grateful you got reservations and casinos and we didn't rape you to the point where you became a mutant race like the Spanish did to the Aztecs and turned them into beaners.
It's over, Navajo Joe. You lost. Now go cry into your fire water bottle over it. Should have second guessed those blankets we gave you, huh?
 
Oh my God, WE GET IT, you're an injun. Before we came around you were living in teepees and shitting off cliffs, just be grateful you got reservations and casinos and we didn't rape you to the point where you became a mutant race like the Spanish did to the Aztecs and turned them into beaners.
It's over, Navajo Joe. You lost. Now go cry into your fire water bottle over it. Should have second guessed those blankets we gave you, huh?
What are you getting mad at me for?
He was the one that felt the need to make it about me.
Not my fault he was insanely off-base with his insults that I needed to give him some aim-assist.
Aim-assist which you are happily using too. :story:
 
What are you getting mad at me for?
He was the one that felt the need to make it about me.
Not my fault he was insanely off-base with his insults that I needed to give him some aim-assist.
Aim-assist which you are happily using too. :story:
I'm sorry, I took the bait and I got a little emotional.
You know how I get when my patriotism is questioned :(
(Also I thought it would be really funny to just go all in for no reason in an argument that didn't involve me)
 
Everyone keeps talking like only blacks will chimp out. 3/4 of snap benefits go to whites. There will be plenty of theft and anger to go around regardless of race.

I might even visit the bad side of town supermarket just to watch a bit of bloodsport. My bet is Walmart will ask the police to be in attendance in some locations.
 
I here that there is an extra $6 billion that can be used to fund SNAP? So drumf is acksually the one who wants children to starve?

If these funds were released, how long would they last?
They wouldn’t fund the whole program for November. Then, they would be gone. It’s also unclear if everyone would take a haircut in equal proportion or not, so I think it wouldn’t stop any rioting or looting.
 
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