Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[DSHK]

Oh i didnt buy it. Not giving her a penny

Save your money and use Anna's Archive. The bonus is you can search it for keywords if you've got something particular to be mean about (for example she mentions crying 11 times, or about once every 26 pag

 

[Absurdity]

Getty's got some new pics.
Here is a selection I picked out:
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and my fave:
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Finally we can get that "It's Pat!" reboot we've all been waiting for!

 

[Marc]

Didn't she basically out one of her costars in that book? Pretty hypocritical for someone who once lamented the same thing happening to her.

This is the same man who dealt with claiming to fear men because they're men by calling herself a man. She's basically an invalid version of Batman who never grew up or improved himself - except with ab implants a real man can look down at and see the outline of his dick bulging through.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

You mean the job forbidden to christians because usury is a sin, and an industry considered to be lowbrow prostitution with no barriers to entry, both became popular career paths with poor jews who wanted to become less poor??? Tell me more about this revolutionary concept.

„Give me that shovel, Jew! How dare you work honest labour! Here, take this big bag of money instead and go open a bank, you dirty jew!“

It should maybe tell you something that all other religions forbid usury, but the Talmud actually gives you a howto. How is that the goyims fault.

 

[OttoWest]

Paul Reubans had less exaggerated expressions.

He arguably passed better as well:

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I started reading, and the troon fearmongering is already starting lol. And this is only from the Author's Note section of the book, this is going to be a good book to dissect and make fun of.

Also, this is the first chapter, talking about how she met "Paula" in a gay bar.

His friend Mark was feeling a strong fever and they took a nap on his house, Ellen threw cold cheese at him to see if that lowered his fever... yeah. Oh, and also had the necessity to add that she watched porn during that night.

And also, to conclude this veeery short chapter (not even three pages long), she talked about her first gay experience.

But here's something interesting...

Take a good look on the phrase written here.

"Any woman I had loved hadn't loved me back, and the one who maybe had, loved me the wrong way."

I can certainly say that this girl was diddled by someone who was a woman too in the industry, there's no way that this isn't a reference to that. Again, this seems like a story of abuse being told by the perspective of a victim other than a stunning and brave troon story.

And here is the conclusion, her first gay experience and wooow it felt so good. Way before Juno premiered.

 

[Crex Crex]

Such saccharine and overly sentimental prose, clearly how a true and honest DOOD would write.

 

[NoReturn]

Such saccharine and overly sentimental prose, clearly how a true and honest DOOD would write.

What else did this ghostwriter write?

 

[FedPostalService]

Didn't she basically out one of her costars in that book? Pretty hypocritical for someone who once lamented the same thing happening to her.

Kate Mara wasn’t it? Who was also a friend of hers. If you want to do some “research” they have great lesbian totally straight sex as Elliot has always been a man scenes in My Days of Mercy.

 

[obsdj]

Getty's got some new pics.

If only you knew how bad it really was.

In a better world where tranny-ism doesn't exist, these photos would be scenes from her new movie where she plays a woman pretending to be a man for [insert reasons].

Not cute enough to pull off a reboot, even when she knew she was a girl.

 

[Absurdity]

Has anyone told her how difficult it is for regular guys at 5'1 to impress females or be anything more than a comedic character actor? Her only hope is for pedophile fems to chase her, which I guess means she's bookending her life with the same abuse profile lol.

 

[Positron]

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Any woman I had loved hadn't loved me back, and the one who maybe had, loved me the wrong way."

I can certainly say that this girl was diddled by someone who was a woman too in the industry, there's no way that this isn't a reference to that. Again, this seems like a story of abuse being told by the perspective of a victim other than a stunning and brave troon story.

I don’t know. That kind of sounds more like Mommy Issues to me. Does she mention her parents at all?

 

[pink cigarettes]

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ENORMOUS SIGH
Goddamn if this isn't getting increasingly goofy as hell.
No, Ellen. No. No man on earth has chiseled abs and a sharply defined Adonis belt, but with tiny shriveled T-Rex arms. Not unless he's some kind of crippled birth defect dude who is also a body builder and can only build up his torso for some reason while his atrophied armlets waste away.
In addition to "detransitions" and "kills self," add "gets increasingly freakish implants til she looks like a lil baby GI Joe"

 

[Behavioral Sink]

Nobody ever called Reflections a "queer bar", especially when she was 20 years old. It was a gay bar. (Then a "no labels bar"-- but that wasn't a position on identity politics, just an admission that half their business was straight people.)

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Chapter 2, with a hell of a title to kick things off. The first time in the book where Ellen is bitching about a journalist trolling the shit out of her. Probably won't be the last time.

And is refering to this article. (Archive)

Of course, it give the poor Ellen anxiety. Giving her memories of her getting wedgies in high school.

In this chapter, she starts talking about a girl named Fiona, a girl she met in the University. She was having a hard crush on her during her times in the university, but then she made a bold assumption about her sexuality and poor Ellen got triggered and sad by it.

And then, a friend of Fiona appeared and got to tell Ellen the forbidden word when she was in the cafeteria of the school. It traumatized her to the point of crying.

Then she's starting to talk about how she went to her grandmother's house during vacations, months after this incident, nothing substantial is being written here. But then...

She chose to threw her grandma under the bus, even saying that she used to say racist things as well.

And here we're starting seeing the moments when she starts acting unhinged, having panic attacks only for being "forced" to be using dresses and makeup.

And then those moments when she started feeling about being opressed... The media started to speculate about if she was a dyke or not.

Is Ellen gonna be fine and get herself out of this one? Tune in next time for Dykes Ball Z.

Edit: Also, let me know if you want me to cover most of the book and dissect it just to take the more important points of the book to make sure none of you touch it and laugh and cringe with me.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Edit: Also, let me know if you want me to cover most of the book and dissect it just to take the more important points of the book to make sure none of you touch it and laugh and cringe with me.

Yes please

 

[Trianon]

[snip]

"These memories shape a nonlinear narrative, because queerness is intrinsically nonlinear."
Of all the fart-huffing...

I can certainly say that this girl was diddled by someone who was a woman too in the industry, there's no way that this isn't a reference to that. Again, this seems like a story of abuse being told by the perspective of a victim other than a stunning and brave troon story.

From memory, she does confirm that in the book, but it's "nonlinear," so I'm sure she'll get to it later.

Very much enjoying your dissections!

 

[pink cigarettes]

So she didn't like the spotlight, the journalists, the outfits, the expectations, the constraints, and the pressures of fame. Gee Ellen, did you ever consider, you know, quitting?

 

[Not A Bunny]

So she didn't like the spotlight, the journalists, the outfits, the expectations, the constraints, and the pressures of fame. Gee Ellen, did you ever consider, you know, quitting?

Some people don't know what else to do with their lives. They know how to do a thing and would be totally lost doing anything else.

Maybe I shouldn't have sympathy for someone with enough money to have options, but even people with money struggle for meaning.

I bet she has the same problem I suspect a lot of transes do, and that is: when faced with searching for themselves, they didn't like what they found and decided that if given the ability to be someone else, it would fix their problems.