Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Dr. Butt]

Same tbh
People seem to assume this is a reference to molestation but if it is it's the most NAMBLA sounding creepy thing ever lol. I think she's just referring to a failed relationship and/or someone who "loved her" in a "wrong" (lesbian) way and/or saw her as a female instead of playing along. All apply to ex wife

In that passage, she's writing about something that happened when she was 20, so the woman who "loved her the wrong way" was already in her past. I still think whoever first facilitated her career and got her/drove her to auditions is her molester.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Sonic the Hedgehog was one of her favorite games, this is what we call foreshadowing.

The Sonic-to-troon pipeline is real, holy shit.

 

[JelloJerk]

All the women were 6 feet tall? Either she got courted by a group of troons or this is the most brutal height mogging I've ever heard.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

All the women were 6 feet tall? Either she got courted by a group of troons or this is the most brutal height mogging I've ever heard.

I think the implication is that they were models

 

[Your_deadname_here]

I think the implication is that they were models

You have to wonder why people put themselves through this. I can imagine Ellen, chin up, trying to conjure a seductive expression. Looking up, Ellenot as if staring at the naked sun, winces as he notices the girls stifling a smirk. The virgin pooner vs. The Chad Stacies.

 

[cybertoaster]

The one (real)girl who had a Genesis instead of a Snes and she gets turned into a pooner.

Make it stop, please...

 

[Trianon]

I like how her mom was like "You can do anything boys can do," and she's like "BUT I LIKE BATMAN, I'M A FREAK."

There can certainly be people who get weird about toys and make kids feel bad about picking up things that aren't stereotypical, but she hasn't said anything like that. Everyone seems pretty chill. She has to read malicious intentions into people asking her how long she has had herself figured out or someone who thought they were friends not wanting to be randomly touched. The complete strangers get to be monstrous thugs, but everyone else is having to walk on eggshells to avoid pissing her off.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Apparently Queen TERF is working on a book of poetry to compete with Page's blockbuster memoir

I do not like this Ellen Page
I do not like her transman phase.

I do not like her baggy drag
I do not like her plastic abs.

I do not like calling her "him" or "he"
I do not like her fake stories.

I do not like her cut off tits
I do not like her a little bit.

 

[Crex Crex]

Sonic the Hedgehog was one of her favorite games

At this point I believe that franchise must be cursed.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I am personnally offended by how it's implied playing sega games is part of the pooner bundle now.

 

[AssignedEva]

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I am personnally offended by how it's implied playing sega games is part of the pooner bundle now.

I suppose the amount of gender flipped female Sonic character fan art should have been a warning sign

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Third chapter, the first thing she talks about here is her first date on a dating app, presumably Tinder.

Celebs usually don’t mix with the lowly public on apps like Tinder.

They use things like Raya, which are more exclusive. You have to be vetted in, and the people on there are industry types (producers, actors, directors, models etc.) or professionals (doctors, lawyers, executives), and trust-fund babies.

If a celeb is on Hinge or Tinder, it’s a catfish. Or a Drake type… looking for some easy starfuckers to pass off to their security employees.

 

[TVB]

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I am personnally offended by how it's implied playing sega games is part of the pooner bundle now.

Nevermind that, she used to play Sonic, and that alone is already a red flag for the mentally ill

 

[cybertoaster]

I am personnally offended by how it's implied playing sega games is part of the pooner bundle now.

Is this the next "grilling with the bois"? are they gonna start buying old Sega stuff to larp with?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Is this the next "grilling with the bois"? are they gonna start buying old Sega stuff to larp with?

Please don't give them ideas

 

[sperginity]

has anyone hired ellen to do anything since trooning out?

I got the distinct impression she trooned out as a last ditch attempt to save her own career, all the narrative is self-deception. she had downgraded from movies to streaming series and began to look downright horrible, it was very clear that there were going to be no real roles for her soon. she decided to do this after some movie got canceled bc they hired a woman to play a trans man and the community got very upset. she must have seen the opportunity here, since no one currently famous was allowed to play such roles, and she bet on more of those roles coming up I guess? now she is deformed and also not working, and wrote a book that didn't make a lot of waves, and no one is making the FTM movie anymore. she has nothing to show for it.

maybe that is too cynical. there is a fine line between knowingly doing crazy shit to stay famous and simply hiring yes-men to tell you any dumb thing you try is a really great idea, many of the 2nd kind of famous people end up surgical oddities of a different sort

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

A couple of voice work roles. She may be trying to move behind the scenes, she just announced this today:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/elliot-page-boards-new-canvas-vr-adaptation-of-hugh-ryans-when-brooklyn-was-queer-exclusive/ar-BB1kdOyF

Elliot Page Boards New Canvas VR Adaptation of Hugh Ryan's ‘When Brooklyn Was Queer'​

Elliot Page has boarded XR entertainment studio New Canvas' virtual reality-based series inspired by Hugh Ryan's acclaimed book, "When Brooklyn Was Queer," as an executive producer.

The series dives into LGBTQ history from the mid-1850s to the present day, celebrating identity, resilience and achievements against adversity. It will be directed by Emmy winner Yasmin Elayat ("Zero Days VR") and written by Agnes Borinsky (trans coming-of-age novel "Sasha Masha").

IMO it's very similar to Tom Felton writing a memoir and appearing in a VR experience, I don't begrudge him (felton) doing either thing, they've both been positively received, but it's not a sign your career is doing well.

 

[pink cigarettes]

A couple of voice work roles. She may be trying to move behind the scenes, she just announced this today:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/elliot-page-boards-new-canvas-vr-adaptation-of-hugh-ryans-when-brooklyn-was-queer-exclusive/ar-BB1kdOyF

Elliot Page Boards New Canvas VR Adaptation of Hugh Ryan's ‘When Brooklyn Was Queer'​

Elliot Page has boarded XR entertainment studio New Canvas' virtual reality-based series inspired by Hugh Ryan's acclaimed book, "When Brooklyn Was Queer," as an executive producer.

The series dives into LGBTQ history from the mid-1850s to the present day, celebrating identity, resilience and achievements against adversity. It will be directed by Emmy winner Yasmin Elayat ("Zero Days VR") and written by Agnes Borinsky (trans coming-of-age novel "Sasha Masha").

IMO it's very similar to Tom Felton writing a memoir and appearing in a VR experience, I don't begrudge him (felton) doing either thing, they've both been positively received, but it's not a sign your career is doing well.

So some "man", who is actually a woman, will appear in what will surely be a thoroughly retconned version of US history, directed by a "woman" named Agnes who looks like this:

Virtual reality, indeed.

And of course Ellen will eventually try to move into writing/directing as well. Because she looks absolutely stupid, just beyond ridiculous on camera now. As well as vaguely crazed. I can definitely see her as a director, relishing the control over the minutiae of a project. As to whether or not people would put up with, fund, or respond positively, that's a different story

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I can almost guarantee that she's trying to slowly shift away from being an actress to move into behind the scenes. If you look at what she's worked on post-poon everything aside from Umbrella Academy and her two upcoming voice acting roles (one as a woman and one as a dolphin) has involved her either starring in it and working behind the scenes or working behind the scenes entirely:

• Into My Name (2022): executive producer
• Backspot (2023): executive producer
• Close to you (2023): at last an actual main role. "Coincidentally" she was also a co-writer and co-producer
• When Brooklyn Was Queer (202?): executive producer

She had already done some producing work before she trooned out (from 2015 and onwards, i.e. around the same time period that her career started declining), but now everything she is working on where she didn't already have a role pre-poon or isn't a cartoon seems to involve her working behind the scenes. The movies she has worked on also all involve gender woo woo in one way or another: Into my name is a documentary about four TiFs in Italy, Backspot was directed by a woman who identifies as a they/them, Close to you is a story about a TiF and by the looks of it this recently announced documentary is also going to involve the stunning and brave trans. It looks like she is attempting to move on from being a one-note pooner actress with a tanked career to being a one-note pooner producer/writer/possible future director

 

[Xenomorph]

Genesis does what NintenDONT