Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Nice fake beard, perfect for standing on another kid's shoulders in a giant trench coat while you both try to buy cigarettes
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Ellen threw cold cheese at him to see if that lowered his fever... yeah. Oh, and also had the necessity to add that she watched porn during that night.

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>Mark ate the cheese
I just have an image of a deliriously feverish guy getting kraft singles thrown on him by pooner page and having to eat them because there's no other food.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Also not a great endorsement of trans joy. She’s the archetypal woman who pooned out because she was sexually assaulted. To be honest, it even raises questions about her lesbianism - it sounds like her entire sexual identity has been shaped by abuse.
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Yeah I did question that too. The idea of Ellen Page being the ultimate become the boyfriend ftm is so fucking weird to me though.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
Yeah big fat X as far as the beard being real.
Some pooners really can grow nice thick beards (not just a neckbeard) after years on testosterone, but they're in the minority. She hasn't been on it long enough. OP where'd you get this lol
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usually whenever she posts a pic the poon-adjacent media shits itself and someone writes a puff piece about how brave or good it is, and that has not happened.

it looks to me like a filter put on a previously existing picture. I am sure AI could crap out something like this if you fed it previous pics of zipper tits + ab implants
 
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We finally reached to chapter eight, with the proper title, Famous Asshole at Party, aka The coming out chapter of the book. We do a fast-forward to her sexual abuse as a teenager to her having 27 years old, in a very important moment in her life.

She mentions that probably has another stalker on the loose, but this time with a difference, this stalker seems to know a little better of her than she probably thought. Also mentioned that she lived in LA now, a fate worse than death. She also mentions about dealing with a heartbreak during that time.

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2014 was an important year for her, she was a very busy girl, practicing about what to do and say after she was invited to a Human Rights Campaign in Las Vegas. She was very very nervous, practising the speech time and time again.

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And she was in the middle of barely escaping to have a panic attack. But she managed to do it, and she was very happy about it. And the dood finally made her coming out speech.


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Weeks later, she was in her friend's birthday party, trying to enjoy herself and still reflecting on what happened since she came out, ut then, a drunk person got closer to her.

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And then, they have a conversation in the terrace of that house. They have a conversation... the guy was having none of it and directly confronted Ellen about what she was doing. Other people was telling him to stop, but according to Ellen, they stopped after a while.

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I really liked the way this was written, and again, probably not for the reasons she was hoping for. If you take this portion of the book and put it in another perspective using the imagination, it almost feels that Ellen is having a direct conversation with the devil that is ruining her life just at this moment. And this monster is not doing anything other by break her hugbox chamber and telling things as they are and knowing about her hostility towards men. If you go a little more deep, you can even say that this was a cursed inflicted upon her, she didn't like men, and she had to mutilate herself to become one so she could never be a target for abuse.

And then he got way too personal and was threatening to rape her. And she ends it by revealing that it was apparently a world-class actor that said that. Not revealing any more details about him.

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Another instance of abuse that buckbreak her and pushed more to that horrible destiny that would end up soon. She ended up in the bathroom, shocked by this attack to her character. Then days after that incident, the guy would apologize to her but didn't really do it, since he apparently didn't remember what happened.

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And then she felt that after this incident, more people in the industry might've started looking at her with a hint of hostility and would probably wanted nothing to do with her for a while.

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She got triggered about his agent, after being fed up by his LGBT antics and wanting to do Gaycation on Vice, and then she talks about how she was supposed to hide who she was because she was totally lesbian. And she proceeded to have a mental breakdown over it.

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She said onstage in Vegas:

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And then she ended the chapter on this reflection on how wanting to came out as a lesbian was a necesity.

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But Ellen, if you're a man, a straight man, then that coming out as a lesbian should be retroactively viewed as an error and be a bit embarrassing for you.

Seriously though, that party experience sounds horrendous and it's sad she had to go through that; and I'm not surprised that everyone started alienating her after it happened. I think Hollywood is going through some turmoil right now and while this is probably not as impactful as the new nickelodeon doc, it's definitely part of it. It is literally just, how Hollywood fucked me up, the memoir.
 
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