Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Gerelatha]

Joe Rogan is functionally retarded. Like literally. He tried to argue with Neil DeGrasse Tyson that the moon landing was fake. He believes Yoel Romero is not on steroids. He also believes every conspiracy he reads like a complete retard.

joe rogan is a semi-sapient caveman that believes anything his last podcast guest told him

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Joe Rogan is functionally retarded. Like literally. He tried to argue with Neil DeGrasse Tyson that the moon landing was fake. He believes Yoel Romero is not on steroids. He also believes every conspiracy he reads like a complete retard.

Joe Rogan is likely gonna be the carrier of the torch previously held by Flat Earth Holocaust Denier Eric Dubay.

Like how Elon Musk proved to be the most severely autistic CEO on the planet. What right-wingers proven to me is that they are even worse than the people they hate.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Now I get why his kids hate his guts. Musk loves screwing people over and has a massive, childish ego. I think a lot of people overlooked it because there wasn’t much sympathy for the Twitter employees he screwed over—amazingly, they were even more hateable than him.

With the twitter employees, it was more that they represented the old twitter which had its problems, but over time, Elon makes me and many others yearn for the old twitter since the new one is now a bot-filled shithole with dumbass groypers and pedos everywhere and politics is constantly forced onto the timeline even if you don't bother with politics.

But yeah people overlook Elon's stupidity either because he had the best PR team to make him look intelligent during the 2010s, or he screwed people other people hate as part of the dumb "enemy of my enemy is my friend" ideal.

Musk must’ve had some really good handlers to keep up the charade for so long. Not too long ago, I saw both Trump and Joe Rogan praising him for being smart and exceptional. Maybe they shilled for him because of his money, but still, I’m glad the illusion is finally shattering.

As others have said, Joe Rogan is an easily swayed retard, like there's no mystery why a lot of billionaires are going on his show. For Trump, to be fair, he praises anyone who flatters him and gives him money. Remember Trump once said this about Elon which was the most true thing he's ever said

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I used twitter, and Elon Musk's "Grok" AI.

and just typed this up for fun.
Its kinda funny that the AI potray Asmongold as the "Divine" figure whereas Elon Musk is the mere mortal.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

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jesus fucking christ... this asshole is a billionaire and cannot even dress properly? Shoulder pads, sleeves too short, jacket darted for no reason, tie improperly tied and too short, shirt too small, and I cannot even imagine how terrible the pants look... fuck me. What the fuck man, people appearing in court dress better.

 

[Big Shot]

What right-wingers proven to me is that they are even worse than the people they hate.

The only reason they turned on him and finally saw him as the grifting conman he is was the H1B debacle, without that they would still be licking his balls as he keeps having childish tantrums on his own platform

 

[part-time loaf]

Now I get why his kids hate his guts. Musk loves screwing people over and has a massive, childish ego.

Musk is the type of guy who fathers by playing a game with his small children where he amuses himself by winning 100% of the time and continues mocking/hurting them for being a third of his size and unable to reach as far or move as quickly until they're so frustrated or in so much pain they have to go cry to their mother or retreat somewhere. Letting the child win, being kind, or teaching them something with the experience would damage his fragile ego too much.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Joe Rogan is functionally retarded. Like literally. He tried to argue with Neil DeGrasse Tyson that the moon landing was fake. He believes Yoel Romero is not on steroids. He also believes every conspiracy he reads like a complete retard.

You forgot the worst one, he believes aikido and Steve Seagal are legit.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

joe rogan is a semi-sapient caveman that believes anything his last podcast guest told him

His takes are so retarded that at first glance you’d think he has CTE from all the combat sports. But then you find out he didn’t actually fight that much and the retardation is actually from taking psychedelics too seriously.

 

[shart world]

Grok will be reeducated re trained with more accurate and up to date dataset!

Grok told me that there is no war in Ba Sing Se.

 

[Haftag]

Jeffbros we can’t stop winning.
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I hate billionaires, I hate Amazon, I hate photo ops, and I hate the cheaper than cheap labor that's turned everything into crappy ghosts of their former selves, but if you're gonna do it, this is the way.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Yes. Ari Emanuel

i really hate being old. But Ari Emanuel is of endeavor talent agency, formerly known as William Morris Agency, which basically represents everyone in hollywood, and now represents most pro athletes in the us and college athletes as well. Ari got his start managing Mark Wahlberg and Matthew Mccognehey. his brother was chief of staff for Barack Obama before becoming mayor of chicago.

Ari is mostly famous to everyone over 40 because the character Ari Gold on Entourage is based on him. Ari Gold was basically the original "Based and redpilled" character on tv. his entire character just fucked hot chicks, made fun of fags, and bullied people into doing what he wanted. basically like if /pol/ in 2016 made a character based on Trump, it would look similar to what Ari Gold was

Ari, much like Musk, is running about half a dozen companies so being a tard wrangler is way below his paycheck. Ari makes at least $25 million a year and has for the last 25 years, tard wrangler pays in the low 6 figures. Also despite being a typical Jew. Ari is close friends with Trump from when he used to be his agent. you can literally thank him for the Apprentice.

Ari mainly just wanted to control twitter because he already controls the rest of the media and he went after kayne for the usual reasons.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Elon losing his fucking mind...



Elon's buttsex slave is here to sooth him.

 

[The Hardest R]

Just imagine meeting with the incoming president of the United States and then immediately slapfighting with a minor internet streamer afterwards.

Also I’ve heard Joe Rogan best described as a stupid person’s idea of a smart person. In the early days of his podcast, he knew he was a meathead but the past few years he’s a lot less self aware. Spotify dumping hundreds of millions of dollars onto your lap will do that to you. Much like being worth hundreds of billions of dollars seems to turn you into a megalomaniac.

 

[MadStan]

Call it whatever you will. But this, is a fuck up. Yes yes yes, you will "learn" I am sure, but losing the rocket so early into the launch is ridiculous. The type of rating that will be determined by the government to send humans into space on this monster will not be "Well, your last flight didn't blow up, so we're probably OK on this one".

Starship will need to show a dozen flights of flawless operation before they entrust 100's of billions of dollars of equipment to go to Mars orbit, let alone humans. There isn't going to be a successful "fly to mars, land on the surface and then take off test" until the 2030's at this point.

The reality of Mars is still looking at 2040 or 2050 at this point unless something changes quickly - at least for the United States.

Ask yourself, what would the insurance premium be for a payload on Starship? At this rate, about 100% the value of the goods.

I didn't see The Saturn V rocket blow up - ever. Starship at this rate is more like the Russian N1 rocket. Starship should have had multiple successful launches at this point and made it into lunar orbit and back again, repeatedly - but don't you believe it, Elon is telling you that this thing is going to make it 45 million miles to Mars, land on the surface (without chopsticks) and take off again and come back home 45 million miles and land safely.

Pipe dreams, and Elon has been sucking on one for a decade. Congress didn't like NASAs projected cost for the Mars Mission and went shopping, and now we know why NASA gave them the figure they did.

 

[Laughing Putin]

The only reason they turned on him and finally saw him as the grifting conman he is was the H1B debacle, without that they would still be licking his balls as he keeps having childish tantrums on his own platform

Charlie aka Penguinz aka MoistCritikal said it best: "Do we even need to talk about the H1B take... He's not looking to hire you, he doesn't want to know you, he doesn't want to employ you, he wants the cheapest labor..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qcQi8_YpXg&t=78s&ab_channel=penguinz0

Deep down all his fanboys know this, and it hurts. Elon had created this myth with SpaceX that it was NASA in the 1960s all over again, and they all could vicariously share in the thrill of being part of it, but now they all know it's a lie. Elon doesn't want Americans to help him in his quest to go to Mars, he wants Indian slaves. It's not a patriotic endeavor, it's a selfish ego trip. What an appalling PR disaster. The only thing that might make it better is if Elon does an about face on the H1B issue and becomes America First.

 

[GameratePTSD]

The only reason they turned on him and finally saw him as the grifting conman he is was the H1B debacle, without that they would still be licking his balls as he keeps having childish tantrums on his own platform

"The only reason they disagreed with him is that they disagreed with him. What a cult of personality."

Just imagine meeting with the incoming president of the United States and then immediately slapfighting with a minor internet streamer afterwards.

Also I’ve heard Joe Rogan best described as a stupid person’s idea of a smart person. In the early days of his podcast, he knew he was a meathead but the past few years he’s a lot less self aware. Spotify dumping hundreds of millions of dollars onto your lap will do that to you. Much like being worth hundreds of billions of dollars seems to turn you into a megalomaniac.

Joe Rogan isn't stupid, he's a solid 110. The worst of the curve. The reason he's so maligned as a dummy is political, and also he's legitimately dumb on a lot of things, he's just public so we hear it. He used to do this standup bit on Egypt a decade ago which is basically exactly what 110 liberals and leftists believe, but on different axes.

Leftists see themselves in Joe's dopey stare -- mouth open like a fly-catcher -- and it gives them existential dread and I empathize with that. You should look at Joe Rogan and do your best to be not like him mentally. They just misdiagnose it as retardation when it's the result of a slightly smart person being exposed to a lot of manufactured information.
Luckily for us 90 IQs we don't have that problem.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

joe rogan is a semi-sapient caveman that believes anything his last podcast guest told him

Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works "glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow" but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like "Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? Tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong" and people just nervously go "oh-oh ok h-Haha yah I guess so" "Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword, but joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe."

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Joe's a 17 year old youtuber from 2016.
Musk is a 10 year old perpetually.

 

[MadStan]

Someone please alert the new D.O.G.E. that the government has a shitty contractor that builds rockets that blow up more often than any other brand and it’s a waste of taxpayer money.