Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Shine-369]

We really need a nuanced and effort-posting political discussion thread. Half of this thread is indistinguishable from reddit and the main thread has become a shitshow and moves way to fast for anyone who isn't terminally online and because of that it often devolves into dickriding and flat out lies. Maybe I am misremembering but I used to love Kiwifarms because of the autistic research people would do to get to the bottom of a story and post their findings in a mostly unbiased fashion. That doesn't seem to be happening as much anymore, and I can't be the only one who feels this way.

We need to get Elon in here, give the Thread a quick doge job. No more waste , Fraud , and abuse.

 

[Fraiser crane]

We need to get Elon in here, give the Thread a quick doge job. No more waste , Fraud , and abuse.

I'm pretty sure he already is
If you can read his Elon do a chandler bing and die from keatamine you white nigger

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

still you got to admit, the Elon Musk Derangement Syndrome have make some good memes.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's known he takes ket but I had a close friend addicted to it and she was about as normal as I knew her before she started taking it. I think it's a mixture of drugs, Chris Chan tier autism, brain damage from COVID, and just hanging around a ton of midwits, similar to people like Joe Rogan.



And also thread tax:

Spoiler: Twitter posts/reposts

He's once again backing a politician who had Russia run interference on the election.
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As I said, Sorors is behind everything.
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Do you think he knows what school choice is?
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Good.
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Man is like this real world simulation hit a glitch somewhere, or some asshole broke the code and forgot to keep a backup.

 

[Vect]

Okay this is quite bad. Not necessarily the racism and the eugenics but the 'lol security clearances' attitude.

Bear in the mind these are the geniuses who apparently fired the people in charge of maintaining nuclear weapons before finding out what they did.

 

[Al Jolson]

Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak says Tesla ‘is the worst in the world’ at improving its technology for drivers​

BYIRINA IVANOVA
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM CST

https://fortune.com/2025/03/07/steve-wozniak-says-tesla-is-worst-at-improving-driver-tech/

https://archive.is/Q48LA

• Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak says a software’s user interface is “the most important thing”—and on that metric, Tesla fails miserably. An early Tesla adopter, Wozniak has since soured on the carmaker and CEO Elon Musk after a number of software changes he says destroyed the driving experience. Wozniak detailed his complaints in a recent interview.

Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak was once bullish on Tesla—a decade ago, the early adopter waxed rhapsodic about loving his Model S “the most of all our cars—ever.”


But Wozniak has soured on Tesla and CEO Elon Muskafter a series of changes to Tesla’s interiors he said degraded the driving experience.
“Coming from Apple, the user interface, the way you deal with technology, is the most important thing in the world to me,” Wozniak said in an interview with CNBC Wednesday. “And Tesla is the worst in the world at that.”
“Every step up, where they changed a thing in the car, it got worse and worse and worse. And now it is just miserable for user interface,” he continued.
What makes it miserable, according to Wozniak, is the system’s constant changes.

“Where to find the time of day changes depending on what [driving] mode you’re in,” he said. “The buttons that go through your six favorite channels don’t work if it’s satellite radio channels. It takes so many tries to hit one button in your jiggly car, and it just doesn’t work.”
Tesla did not respond to a request for comment.
The carmaker was an early pioneer of now-ubiquitous touchscreens in cars. Where drivers once had an array of knobs and switches in their vehicles’ dashboards, Tesla offered a single sleek screen, with options that could change based on a driver’s earlier selections.
“Why have buttons when you have a screen?” one driver asked, praising Tesla’s approach not just for its futuristic look but for the way it allows the carmaker to update its controls seamlessly. (With no physical buttons, Tesla could rearrange the entire dashboard with a single software update.)
But this futuristic look comes at a price, and for Wozniak, it’s the inability to ever truly know where a screen option is or what it does.

“The modes hide things that aren’t there, and your finger knows how to get them,” he told CNBC. “Nothing makes sense in that car, intuitively.”
Wozniak shared the story of his wife, who was once pulled over after failing to signal a turn while driving a Tesla. The policeman had “never seen this yokesteering wheel,” Wozniak said. “When you’re already turning you can’t find the buttons for the turn signal.”
But the kicker was when the cop asked for the driver’s insurance information, which most drivers typically keep in the glove compartment.

“It’s kind of a new Tesla, with new software—[and] there’s no button for the glove box,” Wozniak said. “You have to go and search in menus until you stumble into finding it—it’s horrible.”

 

[Laughing Putin]

musk doesn't think so
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Questions: Are we to suffer having to watch Elon Musk poke his head into every single aspect of government? Does he get to join in now in every high-level conversation and decision-making process of every cabinet secretary? Do Republicans even realize how weak it makes all of them look, deferring to Elon Musk on every single policy issue?

Politics aside, it's just embarrassing. Talk about being cucks...

 

[Oxyjen]

But Wozniak has soured on Tesla and CEO Elon Muskafter a series of changes to Tesla’s interiors he said degraded the driving experience.

He’s not wrong. And these changes were made directly at Musk’s behest, I’m sure it’s his main “contribution” at Tesla other than forcing the factories to cut whatever corners are possible.

He’s obsessed with arbitrarily deleting things until it becomes painfully obvious there was a reason for them to exist, and then sheepishly reinstating them (or not). Whether that’s parking sensors or government functionaries.

He’s taken “the best part is no part” far too literally.

The original model S pioneered the use of a giant touch screen for all non-essential controls. It’s highly annoying not to have a tactile button to say, adjust the suspension height, but you can live with it.
In the newer model the indicator control is gone. The shift control is gone. The cruise control is gone. Even the buttons on the steering wheel that you use to adjust the AC and radio channel are no longer nice tactile buttons, they’re dumb touch sensors. And the control layout on the touchscreen is utterly shit (and it was actually OK 10 years ago).

I know people who have refused to buy a Tesla after test driving on these grounds alone. There’s a decent trade in aftermarket indicator stalks and non-retarded steering wheels.

Musk is an asshole.

 

[Laughing Putin]

It should always be pointed out that the original Teslas were designed not by Elon Musk, but by the original founders of the company, Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, who Elon pushed out of the company. Musk basically made billions off the backs of their hard work and ingenuity. And of course he never gives them credit.

The first Tesla vehicle that is all Elon Musk's doing? The Cybertruck.

 

[Gorillion others]

Holy shit!

 

[JaneThough]

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Okay this is quite bad. Not necessarily the racism and the eugenics but the 'lol security clearances' attitude.

Bear in the mind these are the geniuses who apparently fired the people in charge of maintaining nuclear weapons before finding out what they did.

But her emails! Hunters laptop and enormous cock! Kamala laughs weird!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

But her emails! Hunters laptop and enormous cock! Kamala laughs weird!

Racist retards (like Thunderdomers) happily voted for themselves to become poorer and more desolate but fatty told them it's okay to hate minorities so they voted for him anyway. They're legitimately retarded

 

[Al Jolson]

But her emails! Hunters laptop and enormous cock! Kamala laughs weird!

"muh deplorables!" "fucking redneck racist trash hillbilly" "die nazi die" “yassss kill all the white people” “fuck you, self hating homo” “oh you’re an Uncle Tom” “IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR HILLARY YOURE DEAD TO ME” “what? You’re not a sentient human being with emotions or opinions or access to a ballot box you’re just a RuSsIaN ChAt RoBoT. I’m human and only the stupid shit IM babbling about is real!”

are you really so stupid and fucking spoiled you haven't figured out why you lost? like, this is about hunters dick or her EmAiLs and nothing at all to do with the way you sociopaths dehumanized everyone you knew and threw them in the garbage forever ?

all you miserable fucks did was insult taunt and threaten and give ultimatums and rip everyone a new asshole. Fuck Hillary. You’re disgusting.

I didn’t give a shit about that crooked bitches emails and I never will. I can’t think of anything more boring on planet earth, than to read something Hillary Clinton composed. Have you ever seen her Twitter account . lose some more, if you have not figured out your part in this you never will.

But muh What Happened!

 

[JaneThough]

"muh deplorables!" "fucking redneck racist trash hillbilly" "die nazi die" “yassss kill all the white people” “fuck you, self hating homo” “oh you’re an Uncle Tom” “IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR HILLARY YOURE DEAD TO ME” “what? You’re not a sentient human being with emotions or opinions or access to a ballot box you’re just a RuSsIaN ChAt RoBoT. I’m human and only the stupid shit IM babbling about is real!”

are you really so stupid and fucking spoiled you haven't figured out why you lost? like, this is about hunters dick or her EmAiLs and nothing at all to do with the way you sociopaths dehumanized everyone you knew and threw them in the garbage forever ?

all you miserable fucks did was insult taunt and threaten and give ultimatums and rip everyone a new asshole. Fuck Hillary. You’re disgusting.

I didn’t give a shit about that crooked bitches emails and I never will. I can’t think of anything more boring on planet earth, than to read something Hillary Clinton composed. Have you ever seen her Twitter account . lose some more, if you have not figured out your part in this you never will.

But muh What Happened!

lol calm down

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"muh deplorables!" "fucking redneck racist trash hillbilly" "die nazi die" “yassss kill all the white people” “fuck you, self hating homo” “oh you’re an Uncle Tom” “IF YOU DONT VOTE FOR HILLARY YOURE DEAD TO ME” “what? You’re not a sentient human being with emotions or opinions or access to a ballot box you’re just a RuSsIaN ChAt RoBoT. I’m human and only the stupid shit IM babbling about is real!”

are you really so stupid and fucking spoiled you haven't figured out why you lost? like, this is about hunters dick or her EmAiLs and nothing at all to do with the way you sociopaths dehumanized everyone you knew and threw them in the garbage forever ?

all you miserable fucks did was insult taunt and threaten and give ultimatums and rip everyone a new asshole. Fuck Hillary. You’re disgusting.

I didn’t give a shit about that crooked bitches emails and I never will. I can’t think of anything more boring on planet earth, than to read something Hillary Clinton composed. Have you ever seen her Twitter account . lose some more, if you have not figured out your part in this you never will.

But muh What Happened!

You are a legitimate retard.

You worship Donald Trump as your god and want him to penetrate you all because he told you that it's okay to hate minorities. You voted for Trump and now his administration is a complete clusterfuck. He's tanking the economy, prices are going through the roof, Russia is going to take over Ukraine and our allies hate us. All because of Trump. Even you know, deep down, that it's been an absolute disaster.

It's okay to admit that you were duped. Given that you're such a gullible simpleton that you not only fall for Russian AI botfarm slop on social media, but you've made it your entire personality, it certainly won't be the last time your gullible ass is duped.

Now, do the right thing and admit that you regret voting for Trump instead of doubling down like I know you're going to do. It's okay to wish you had voted for the brown woman. Yeah, her laugh is annoying, but she wouldn't be tanking the economy, simping for billionaires, alienating our allies and assisting our enemies like fatty is doing

 

[Sperghetti]

(With no physical buttons, Tesla could rearrange the entire dashboard with a single software update.)

What the fuck?

“It’s kind of a new Tesla, with new software—[and] there’s no button for the glove box,” Wozniak said.

What the fuck?

 

[mofu mofo]

He’s not wrong. And these changes were made directly at Musk’s behest, I’m sure it’s his main “contribution” at Tesla other than forcing the factories to cut whatever corners are possible.

He’s obsessed with arbitrarily deleting things until it becomes painfully obvious there was a reason for them to exist, and then sheepishly reinstating them (or not). Whether that’s parking sensors or government functionaries.

He’s taken “the best part is no part” far too literally.

The original model S pioneered the use of a giant touch screen for all non-essential controls. It’s highly annoying not to have a tactile button to say, adjust the suspension height, but you can live with it.
In the newer model the indicator control is gone. The shift control is gone. The cruise control is gone. Even the buttons on the steering wheel that you use to adjust the AC and radio channel are no longer nice tactile buttons, they’re dumb touch sensors. And the control layout on the touchscreen is utterly shit (and it was actually OK 10 years ago).

I know people who have refused to buy a Tesla after test driving on these grounds alone. There’s a decent trade in aftermarket indicator stalks and non-retarded steering wheels.

Musk is an asshole.

Even a decade ago the driving experience wasn't that good. I test drove a Model S when they came to the UK and got the impression that Tesla designers had no grip at all on what the aviation industry calls Human Factors, the tl;dr is that humans have a finite mental capacity so you shouldn't unnecessarily add to the pilot's mental load. The instrument display was quite busy, especially the power/regen bar with like a ~100ms update interval so it dithered about all the time and was more distracting than informative. The worst thing was a the stalks; one stalk was the gear selector (notably, column shift is quite alien to Europoors and Bongers) and the other had all the normal stalk functions compressed into it, i.e. lights and wipers. So one stalk was almost never used, except at the start and end of the journey when you go P->D and D->P again, and the other was doing everything. Oh, and the Rubik's stalk was the left one, most people's non-dominant hand.

What the fuck?

It gets even better. You can buy aftermarket buttons for your Tesla.

 

[Drip Torch]

If you read “liberal media lies” in an exaggerated Russian accent it’s much funnier.

"Liberal media is western spy"

 

[Mukhrani]

The donors really just wanted the tax cuts. That was all.

Miriam/Sheldon Adelson primarily wanted Iran turned into another wartorn hellhole and for Israel to be able to annex enough surrounding land to double its territory, and they were some of Trump's biggest donors. This is above all else what Bolton constantly agitated for.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's a good political sleight of hand. Trump gets to be the hero and the voice of the people when he swoops in to put a stop to it all while the donor can't say that he didn't try to deliver. The donor (or the donor's flunky) then becomes the patsy for their failed ideology, discrediting themselves in the process.

If you think Trump is this smart, you are even more retarded than he is.

His first month and a half have been an absolutely disaster. It's okay to admit that you fucked up and should've voted for the brown woman with the strange laugh. It's not okay to double down on your simping for an obese, elderly, senile conman who intentionally is fucking up the economy and sabotaging our relationships with our allies and emboldening our enemies.