Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[#FreeRoss]

if dems ever win again they are going to put everybody they can in prison for life or just start handing out treason charges and literally hanging republicans for taking away their stupid fucking toys.

This prediction is as dumb as saying Trump will turn America into The Handmaid's Tale.

 

[Fcret]

on the topic of $TSLA do i buy the dip

No, even at its current devalued price the fundamentals aren't there. Tesla is trying to be the Apple of electric cars without really understanding why Apple is so successful.

 

[Trombonista]

This prediction is as dumb as saying Trump will turn America into The Handmaid's Tale.

Holy shit, I actually agree with you on something. I also agree with @Slav Power that there is a bit too much politisperging in this thread, both pro- and anti-Musk. Yes, Musk is doing dumb and hilarious shit in the political realm, but we need to not get so riled up about it, even if said shit is likely to have serious consequences down the road. A-Logging isn't going to stop Musk. Call out his bullshit, but try not to get too angry about it.

Also, whiteknighting lolcows is always cringe. Musk isn't going to give you a job at DOGE or Tesla just because you think every single Democrat is a worse person than him. You can complain about your political boogeymen somewhere else.

 

[Quijibo69]

This has been the end game for Musk all along. With Elon, it's all about the corporate welfare from the government!

Government bailouts when?

 

[Neil]

*slobbering on elon musk's cock*

Damn, you ARE an annoying faggot. Remember when Dear Feeder bitched you out live on stream? I made a post about it on your profile in case you want to relive the experience of having your parasocial e-daddy man crush make fun of you to a crowd of thousands.

 

[thejackal2]

Government bailouts when?

Probably when they held the infomercial for Tesla on the White House lawn imo.

 

[Al Jolson]

Sorry that Elon is part of the obese, elderly, senile conman who you want to penetrate you and you are upset that his administration has been such a clusterfuck partly because of Elon.

The only niggerfaggot ITT obsessed with trump /elon buttsex is @Hollywood Hulk Hogan #TeamKamala

 

[John Badman]

Wow Elon, very yuge car. It’s all computer.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Damn, you ARE an annoying faggot. Remember when Dear Feeder bitched you out live on stream? I made a post about it on your profile in case you want to relive the experience of having your parasocial e-daddy man crush make fun of you to a crowd of thousands.

this would be far more effective of a take down if you knew how to archive or embed shit so your post doesn't link to deleted videos on a suspended channel.

 

[Gauf]

You know, this thread really reads like the "US Politics General 2" thread but a hugbox refuge version for every poster that got mean stickers in there for daring to shit on the current administration. Musk acting like a socially awkward sperg in that interview was funny, why not talk about that? I don't see the funny in yet another politisperging shitfest.

I swear you niggers need your own "Official Trump's 2nd Term Hate Thread" where the USPG2 thread is the "Official Trump's 2nd Term Love Thread" and both are under the same split restrictions as the Ukraine war threads, with the Lolcow threads for Musk/Trump being under a strict "no political discussion" rule. Clearly you're in a dire need of a hugbox thread for your politisperging echo chamber but as usual you can't act normally and have to shit up lolcow threads instead.

I want to read the funny about Musk. Bitching about the current administration is not a funny. Fuck back to AT and make your own hugbox thread there you insipid cunts.

Stop being mean, this is a safe space.

 

[Something Awful]

 

[tumblrkek]

Making fun of Musk used to be more fun. You had to go against the grain a little, ward off a suite of redditor sycopanths treating him like le real-life tonystark. Remember that? Now at best you get some retarded american making a show of his cognitive dissonance.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Elon really thinks he is going to become a big meme in every photo op he has, like he definitely is going to make this into a "GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO MARS" or something dumb.

I've never seen a man that desperate to be a meme before

 

[Black British Nerd]

The meme thing feels like a cope. Like he has delt with being a lolcow all his life and now just larps "I am doing it deliberately for the meme guys" "I am in on the joke". Surprising he doesn't realize being a meme and being a lolcow is the same thing.

 

[Wardog_Leader]

They did a whole ass promotional event.
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This is only a small part of it.

I actually can't believe you retards voted for this faggot unironically, just to own the libs. I mean, my shithole isn't any better, but this is above and beyond lol. Good luck for the next 4 years

 

[IrishGuy088]

my honest opinion is that elon is about to get some federal government contracts the likes of which will make afghanistan transgender rain dancing usaid grants look like a fucking joke

He keeps talking about de-orbiting the space station. Musk absolutely wants to replace it with something of his own design.

Anyway it is kind of nice seeing people having fun. It is meaningless junk food entertainment, but I appreciate the positivity.

 

[neger psykolog]

He keeps talking about de-orbiting the space station. Musk absolutely wants to replace it with something of his own design.

I hope that he designs it to look like an amalgamation of the cybertruck design, his faggy chainsaw and his gay ass gold chain/leather jacket/zoomer sunglasses so that the we can have the most cringeworthy space station possible and not have anything that resembles the cool USSR-era space aesthetic that we were promised:

 

[IrishGuy088]

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I hope that he designs it to look like an amalgamation of the cybertruck design, his faggy chainsaw and his gay ass gold chain/leather jacket/zoomer sunglasses so that the we can have the most cringeworthy space station possible and not have anything that resembles the cool USSR-era space aesthetic that we were promised:
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Regardless of how it looks (you are right, by the way) I am ready to see the next evolution of space stations. The whole space "industry" has been so stagnant until this weirdo came along. I know they are doing good work with research and exploration but the whole "livable habitat" thing has really fallen by the wayside since the USSR folded; USA built the fancy rockets and launch systems and USSR made huge headway in habitats. Together we could have done even greater things but that is past and now we have a chance to really push ahead with a life in space.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know they are doing good work with research and exploration but the whole "livable habitat" thing has really fallen by the wayside since the USSR folded; USA built the fancy rockets and launch systems and USSR made huge headway in habitats. Together we could have done even greater things but that is past and now we have a chance to really push ahead with a life in space.

Anything Elon does in this regard will match the visual/cultural/aesthetic appeal of this movie:

 

[starborn427614]

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I hope that he designs it to look like an amalgamation of the cybertruck design, his faggy chainsaw and his gay ass gold chain/leather jacket/zoomer sunglasses so that the we can have the most cringeworthy space station possible and not have anything that resembles the cool USSR-era space aesthetic that we were promised:
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He will never make anything as cool as this.