Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Crass_and_Champ]

Well if Musk can giveaway a trip to Mars, I’d like to announce my unicorn raffle. Tickets are $1 each, I’d say you have as much chance of winning my unicorn as you do going to Mars with SpaceX. I can promise you won’t die horribly from my raffle too.

Astonishingly, unicorns are still a more reliable means of transportation than the cybertruck.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Not making tun of the kid, just the dad here...

They're walking to Marine One here. He's excited he's gonna ride on the helicopter.



Paper American continues his war on the judiciary and our Constitutional form of government with ... I guess this is AI slop? Something someone made in Blender?




This is just like the Holocaust!

The swastika thing is probably true, though.



Elon Musk: Beloved Christian apologist




Helping foreign countries launch spy satellites:

I'm sure spaceborne SAR has other purposes, and I'm not actually opposed to helping the UAE space program if Etihad's astronauts look like their flight attendants:




Finally....

Yes, they are brimming with bankruptcy. I think this picture has three bankruptcies per capita.

 

[dvorak]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What a very natural trend, not artificial at all

 

[Titted Biscuits]

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Technocracy movement - Wikipedia

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lol, I guess.

The average politician or member of congress doesn't know shit about modern technology, let alone the fast-paced developments in AI etc. so it was only a matter of time for someone like Elon to swoop in and pretend to be the tech genius to help guide them along, completely unchecked. The tech-illiterate just can't see how cringe he is.

What a very natural trend, not artificial at all

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[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Congratulations Elon, you're the world's biggest faggot

 

[Trombonista]

Is a Elon a foodist?

I think he's at least 20 years too old for that.

Yes, they are brimming with bankruptcy. I think this picture has three bankruptcies per capita.

I believe Trump has declared bankruptcy four times. Has Musk ever declared bankruptcy?

 

[Standardized Profile]

I think he's at least 20 years too old for that.

I believe Trump has declared bankruptcy four times. Has Musk ever declared bankruptcy?

Trump’s Taj Mahal opened in April 1990 in Atlantic City, but six months later, “defaulted on interest payments to bondholders as his finances went into a tailspin,” The Washington Post’s Robert O’Harrow found. In July 1991, Trump’s Taj Mahal filed for bankruptcy. He could not keep up with debts on two other Atlantic City casinos, and those two properties declared bankruptcy in 1992. A fourth property, the Plaza Hotel in New York, declared bankruptcy in 1992 after amassing debt.

PolitiFact uncovered two more bankruptcies filed after 1992, totaling six. Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts filed for bankruptcy again in 2004, after accruing about $1.8 billion in debt. Trump Entertainment Resorts also declared bankruptcy in 2009, after being hit hard during the 2008 recession.

Why the discrepancy? Perhaps this will give us an idea: Trump told Washington Post reporters that he counted the first three bankruptcies as just one.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2016/live-updates/general-election/real-time-fact-checking-and-analysis-of-the-first-presidential-debate/fact-check-has-trump-declared-bankruptcy-four-or-six-times/

https://archive.md/MDRez

 

[AnOminous]

I hear you but that’s the exact thing lolcows say about us. Anonymous isn’t “making stuff up” they’re posting information (like the Mao quote is a few posts above you they’re referring to). I’m not saying everything they post is accurate but neither is everything we post.

It's still ridiculous to use it as a source. Not just "an anonymous source" but anyone calling themselves "Anonymous" is almost inherently untrustworthy. The only people really using the name these days are fanatical libtards because everyone else thinks it's cringe as fuck.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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The great clown Pagliacci is in top form tonight

All I hear is honking

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not making tun of the kid, just the dad here...
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They're walking to Marine One here. He's excited he's gonna ride on the helicopter.

When a little kid jumps like that, it's fine and normal. When Elon jumps, he looks like a retard.

Paper American continues his war on the judiciary and our Constitutional form of government with ... I guess this is AI slop? Something someone made in Blender?
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Rich for Elon to accuse other people of appointing themselves president when he pretty much is the Shadow President, and he really is mad at a Judge for performing checks and balances.

This is just like the Holocaust!
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The swastika thing is probably true, though.

Elon truly is Anne Frank here maybe he should go hide in an attic and write a diary with how oppressed he is. Also he's also using tactics to fuck over political enemies, he's such a damn hypocrite.

Elon Musk: Beloved Christian apologist
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Ever notice that when someone who previously never identifies as a Christian joins the Right to grift, they immediately try to weaponize religion for political causes. Sure seems Elon is doing that here.

Finally....
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Yes, they are brimming with bankruptcy. I think this picture has three bankruptcies per capita.

So we got a fat dumb manchild who hides behind his mommy if things gets rough, uses his kid as a human shield, and is perhaps one of the most greedy billionaires of all time on top of being an attention seeking retard. Then there's his friend who's an old man past his prime and declining mentally.


Surely the West is going to be saved and we'll afford stuff again.

 

[Bork Laser]

It's still ridiculous to use it as a source. Not just "an anonymous source" but anyone calling themselves "Anonymous" is almost inherently untrustworthy. The only people really using the name these days are fanatical libtards because everyone else thinks it's cringe as fuck.

Again not to derail shit but at least this is sorta related rather than pure polisperging, but the problem is people still believe Anonymous is the fucking group that "took down" Scientology. They didn't but for liberal Millennials they are sorta the bogeyman for people they don't like, not realizing Project Chanology was nearly 20 years ago and that incarnation of Anon no longer exists and hasn't for years.
That's why they announced they where going after Elon and DOGE I knew nothing would come of it and I called one of my friends a faggot for posting boomer facebook tier memes of people in guy fawkes masks saying "Elon was in trouble now"

 

[Crab Latte]

Lol

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Again not to derail shit but at least this is sorta related rather than pure polisperging, but the problem is people still believe Anonymous is the fucking group that "took down" Scientology. They didn't but for liberal Millennials they are sorta the bogeyman for people they don't like, not realizing Project Chanology was nearly 20 years ago and that incarnation of Anon no longer exists and hasn't for years.
That's why they announced they where going after Elon and DOGE I knew nothing would come of it and I called one of my friends a faggot for posting boomer facebook tier memes of people in guy fawkes masks saying "Elon was in trouble now"

Anonymous was never an existing organization in the first place. Chanology was just a bunch of random tards, and if you want to hear some politisperging: The concerted attack on Scientology was a psyop in the first place. It was never organic. When did Scientology really start to enter the public consciousness? When South Park made an episode about it. Before that nobody even heard of it unless they were reading celebrity tabloids, and those making the push against it didn't give a shit that Scientology was a cult or a scam, they just saw this rising clique full of hollywood actors as a threat.

 

[johnkimble123]

Lmao just make good cars nigga

Too hard, must make world suffer with my autistic thoughts

 

[JaneThough]

Lol
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lol there are 100000% Elon sex tapes and I have a feeling they’re gonna be leaked soon.

 

[LifeAlert]

lol there are 100000% Elon sex tapes and I have a feeling they’re gonna be leaked soon.

If by "sex tapes" you mean laboratory experiments on his spawn birthers, sure

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Pam bondi saying she's going after anyone who burns a tesla is some of the dumbest shit after the fumbling of the Epstein files. I know the caressing of musk's taint is massive but these people would've been charged regardless for vandalism and arson.

How about we focus on convicting pedophiles? really not helping the dumb blond stereotype.
I can't believe people look at the actions of trump and his new administration and think this is any better than Biden. I hope this is taken as a lesson for future generations as to why you should not let dementia ridden seniles or autists near government.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Pam bondi saying she's going after anyone who burns a tesla is some of the dumbest shit after the fumbling of the Epstein files. I know the caressing of musk's taint is massive but these people would've been charged regardless for vandalism and arson.
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How about we focus on convicting pedophiles? really not helping the dumb blond stereotype.

Politically-motivated arson has historically been considered domestic terrorism, at least it was when ELF and ALF were doing it. That included a Chevy dealership back in 2001, so terrorism charges against the Tesla burners are not unprecedented. Probably not the best use of the government's time, but there are a lot of other statutes and regulations they aren't enforcing now so they need something to do.

https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2006/January/06_crm_030.html

https://archive.md/vZlPd

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Politically-motivated arson has historically been considered domestic terrorism, at least it was when ELF and ALF were doing it. That included a Chevy dealership back in 2001, so terrorism charges against the Tesla burners are not unprecedented. Probably not the best use of the government's time, but there are a lot of other statutes and regulations they aren't enforcing now so they need something to do.

https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2006/January/06_crm_030.html

https://archive.md/vZlPd

I understand, but with how much she's already botched, I highly doubt she's going to be capable of doing this well. At all. The handling of the Epstein files was not only a giant fuck-up but an embarrassing stain on the DOJ for generations to come.