Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 808 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,141
The chyron is fake, but his mom is hilarious. Couldn't be more of an archetypal evil rich bitch if she tried (which I'm sure she does). I encourge everyone to watch any interview with her to hear what she sounds like. The screenshot above is from this one: https://www.foxnews.com/video/6364195062112

Also, saw this on Threads:

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lol, I guess.
When I read this, I can't help but think of the Simpsons episode where the town's smartest people took over and still managed to fuck it up.

Name one thing? How about being a corporate slave driver who thinks work-life balance is le bad? That's only the tip of the iceberg. Granted, I don't think people should be physically threatening him because all that accomplishes is make him look sympathetic and distract from the awful shit he has done.
 
When I read this, I can't help but think of the Simpsons episode where the town's smartest people took over and still managed to fuck it up.


Name one thing? How about being a corporate slave driver who thinks work-life balance is le bad? That's only the tip of the iceberg. Granted, I don't think people should be physically threatening him because all that accomplishes is make him look sympathetic and distract from the awful shit he has done.
He honestly thinks being a CEO means sending URGENT emails to your workforce on a Friday night, expecting them to be in the office first thing Saturday morning to address a pet peeve issue that was brought up to him in a meeting… two weeks prior.
 
Honestly I feel like every cow under the sun has been compared to Chris, but I can see it more for Elon especially with how both Elon and CWC have alt accounts to praise themselves while insisting they weren't (Jenkinsjinkies and Elon larping as his own son), have very weird incestuous relationships with their mothers, and both have daddy issues where their fathers resent them for one reason or another

And both are ushering in a new age governed by CPUs, of a sort. Call it a singularity, call it a merge, the result is the same: Anything you can imagine will be real.

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It might be misshapen and unfit for purpose and inferior to the original, but it'll be real, virtually.



I haven't watched this yet (move-fast-break-things Linux nerds broke my sound driver again) but it looks like Elon has discovered the Federal Reserve, and Lyin' Ted pretends to be shocked:

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I don't follow fighting sports, Ireland, or rape, but apparently this guy is big in all three:

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Weird, I don't see X riding around on McGregor's shoulders.



Doge is saving money by letting all the plants on our airbases die. If you're junior enlisted or a family member and you live on base, Elon wants your hometown to be a dirty concrete hellscape.

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I cannot express how petty this is, taking away flowers and trees and things that add a touch of nature and humanity to a place where our zoomies live and work and raise their families. But this is Elon Musk, who canceled an Ebola response program and laughed about it. Nothing human in him.

At least they're no longer pretending these ceiling values are the amount of money they actually "saved." They're still quoting them, which is misleading, but it's a little less misleading.
 
Have you read the latest Community Feature Submission by @Sprate Header and are curious what Elon has to do with the tranny-chasing, big shemale cock enthusiast "TrannyPornO"? Let's take a quick look.
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This one is quite harmless not as blatant as other Elon orbiter accounts go. You could fill multiple threads with the absurd amount of desperate people trying to get any of his attention and how fucked up the stuff they're publicly associated with is. Some of them end up being successful enough to get consistent reXeets and replies from him, and you can guess what having your entire feed full of sycophant means as a terminally internet addict person. Unfortunately, Twitter X makes it increasingly more difficult to dig into those things.
 
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So Republicans are so retarded that they want a guy who doesn't know about the federal reserve to go through our government, without oversight or accountability, to "save money"?

Jesus christ, what a bunch of retards
Half these people think the Federal Reserve is a Jewish plot to sap their vital essences to begin with.
 
I cannot express how petty this is, taking away flowers and trees and things that add a touch of nature and humanity to a place where our zoomies live and work and raise their families. But this is Elon Musk, who canceled an Ebola response program and laughed about it. Nothing human in him.
Elon would unironically be one of those guys who posts the GROUNDBREAKING PICTURE of the algae slop containers replacing trees in bugman cities and says, "we need this."

Just utterly disconnected from human ideas of beauty or taste.
 
Half these people think the Federal Reserve is a Jewish plot to sap their vital essences to begin with.
wait, it´s not?
This is how stupid they think the American people are. And they’re probably right.
its pretty horrifying either way you look at it.
1) theyre wrong and people actually believe this.
or,
2) theyre right. ted cruz has been in [government] for 22 years and didnt notice or say or do anything about this , ever.
 
And both are ushering in a new age governed by CPUs, of a sort. Call it a singularity, call it a merge, the result is the same: Anything you can imagine will be real.

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It might be misshapen and unfit for purpose and inferior to the original, but it'll be real, virtually.



I haven't watched this yet (move-fast-break-things Linux nerds broke my sound driver again) but it looks like Elon has discovered the Federal Reserve, and Lyin' Ted pretends to be shocked:

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I don't follow fighting sports, Ireland, or rape, but apparently this guy is big in all three:

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Weird, I don't see X riding around on McGregor's shoulders.



Doge is saving money by letting all the plants on our airbases die. If you're junior enlisted or a family member and you live on base, Elon wants your hometown to be a dirty concrete hellscape.

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I cannot express how petty this is, taking away flowers and trees and things that add a touch of nature and humanity to a place where our zoomies live and work and raise their families. But this is Elon Musk, who canceled an Ebola response program and laughed about it. Nothing human in him.

At least they're no longer pretending these ceiling values are the amount of money they actually "saved." They're still quoting them, which is misleading, but it's a little less misleading.
>killing HHS digital communications

who wants to bet that's HHS's IT shit and the only way RFK Jr will be able to send out an email would be to print it out and send a memo out via USPS now
 
The trolls the dirty crapped trolls. *sigh*

Woke isn't a virus it's more like a stupid psyop you can fight with common sense, facts and laws. Not by being an even sillier idiot. He's not even a good skitzo, he lacks depth and wisdom cuz autistic and spoiled nepotism.
Woke isn’t anything except an easy way for them to claim an “other” amongst the American public while not actually pointing to a specific group or ideology. Woke is literally meaningless now, just the new easy boogie man like ANTIFA used to be. Coming out and saying “the problem in America is the niggers, the spics, the fags and the femoids” isn’t palatable or easy to put on a bumper sticker but “there is an ideology that I can’t describe, I can’t point to literature or media you can learn more objectively about it, nor can I point out even a single person who is at the spearhead of this ideology. But it seems to help the niggers, spics, fags and femoids, and that seems to be a problem”

It’s Nazism with extra steps. Once you decide anyone who’s woke is the enemy, then you can decide anyone who is your enemy is woke. Is Liz Cheney woke? Does it matter? WTF IS woke?
 
Half these people think the Federal Reserve is a Jewish plot to sap their vital essences to begin with.
The most ironic part is the only reason Tesla is worth what it is now is entirely due to COVID-era monetary expansion.

Before COVID it was trading at $35/share.
 
>killing HHS digital communications

who wants to bet that's HHS's IT shit and the only way RFK Jr will be able to send out an email would be to print it out and send a memo out via USPS now
HHS proper doesnt have IT shit. Infosys manages it the same as the rest of government. Everyone knows its shit and nobody will do anything about it because thats how the government works.

Except special needs like health.gov, healthfinder, and obamacare. They have to hire out for that because Infosys is too stupid to deliver or manage any of that. They are arguably barely even competent to keep the email and file servers going.

Ban on digital communications will mean they cant tweet (etc) on outside platforms without authorization or start a new pandameic PR scam if it wasnt blessed by the Trump admin.
 
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