Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Trombonista]

@Frederica Bernkastel has been threadbanned for 2 days. Back to Musk, everyone.

 

[Shek$il]

Just give me those clocks, because even on May 21st, journos are reporting what we've all known to be true for the last few months.
Entire Trump Team Hated Elon Musk, Damning Report Reveals



Has the world ever seen such a big faggot? This creature is the lynchpin of my belief money can never buy happiness. To be this much of a loser with billions and billions of dollars, and to be so desperate to be cool just proves money only gets someone so far.

 

[Waffle Iron]

money can never buy happiness.

More like money can't buy class. If he really cares about his "cool techbro" image so much, why doesn't he hire the same team that somehow made Zuckerberg look somewhat human?

 

[potato sack]

More like money can't buy class. If he really cares about his "cool techbro" image so much, why doesn't he hire the same team that somehow made Zuckerberg look somewhat human?

because he's fucking retarded

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

Dude has no charisma at all, he thinks acting like a 15yo from 2010 is funny, and it wasn't even funny back then.

If kabosu's photograph had never gone viral his cringe department would be called DATBOI or some other unfunny dated bullshit.

 

[John Titor]

Somehow the world was convinced he was a real life Iron Man.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

Somehow the world was convinced he was a real life Iron Man.

Whats that saying "Say nothing and let them think you a fool. Open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Elon wouldn't shut up and proved to the whole world he's a dumb nepobaby.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Whats that saying "Say nothing and let them think you a fool. Open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Elon wouldn't shut up and proved to the whole world he's a dumb nepobaby.

I never really paid him any attention and had no opinion of him at all until he started talking about the Mars shit. That was when I knew he was a retard who appealed to people who had no idea how space or anything he talks about works

 

[The Hardest R]

I knew Musk was a tard for a while because several classmates got hired at Tesla and left after a few months because of the stress and stupidity of Musk.

Just give me those clocks, because even on May 21st, journos are reporting what we've all known to be true for the last few months.
Entire Trump Team Hated Elon Musk, Damning Report Reveals

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Has the world ever seen such a big faggot? This creature is the lynchpin of my belief money can never buy happiness. To be this much of a loser with billions and billions of dollars, and to be so desperate to be cool just proves money only gets someone so far.

His retarded personality is perfect for an Andreesen-Horowitz meeting but fucking awful for a senior position reporting directly to the president. This nigger’s inability to read the room sure is something else.

 

[potato sack]

Somehow the world was convinced he was a real life Iron Man.

Whats that saying "Say nothing and let them think you a fool. Open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Elon wouldn't shut up and proved to the whole world he's a dumb nepobaby.

incidentally irl iron man taught us that if an interview makes you uncomfortable you do exactly that, and then you leave

rather than realizing he doesn't need to sit through the interview or be a living wojack mask meme, he calls the interviewer an npc and gets all angry lmfao

also holy shit that comment section is full of soycucks and bots sucking billionaire dick

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

incidentally irl iron man taught us that if an interview makes you uncomfortable you do exactly that, and then you leave

rather than realizing he doesn't need to sit through the interview or be a living soyjack mask meme, he calls the interviewer an npc and gets all angry lmfao

Elon: "REEE ANYONE WHO CAN DO BASIC MATH AND CALLS ME OUT ON IT IS A NPC!"

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Dude has no charisma at all, he thinks acting like a 15yo from 2010 is funny, and it wasn't even funny back then.

If kabosu's photograph had never gone viral his cringe department would be called DATBOI or some other unfunny dated bullshit.

He's the definition of the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.

Somehow the world was convinced he was a real life Iron Man.

If anything, he's a real life Obadiah Stane.

 

[Trombonista]

So is Trump the only person in his administration who still likes Musk?

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

If you wanted to get Mars an atmosphere you'd have to somehow get its core to be liquid again

so dont give it an atmosphere initially, live underground like gnomes

He's a genius as we can see by the massive amount of space litter in earth's orbit.

tbh that was there before, and im pretty sure most of his LEO launches are fully-reusable

these shysters won't hesitate to backstab elon once he's no longer useful. there will be a flood of embarrassing stories about drug use/plastic surgery/autistic reeing/broke dick

MAGA only tolerate him because trump says he's alright

My grandmother literally has a TV in every room of her house and she'll turn them on and leave them on the same channel so she can walk from room to room and get a seamless transition for her MK ultra programming as she goes about her day.

my grandma is convinced that sarah netanyahu secretly rules the world

Is Elon more hated than Trump by this point? Does Trump just use him as a shield take some of the heat off?

at least MAGA aren't being paid to meatride trump

elon's white knights are either on his payroll or trying to be on his payroll

Not yet. I'm seeing many companies have their stonks fall under the rona drop. Tesla stocks are stubbornly resilient atm, let them cook a bit more.

I wish I bought more CS skins... Woe is me.

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i used to have 4000$ of TF2 unusuals i got from bugged crates in 2019

got fuckin banned from steam, i have a few alts, but i forgot most of them cuz all the passwords are in a notebook in the bomb shelter, that is inside a locked drawer, and i forgot where i put the key

i had a few hundred bucks of vidya in library of my main acc

all funded from TF2 unusual trading

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i think that the solution is to make it so that slaves do all the menial labor and low-skill jobs, dump all the saved money into education (and maybe a eugenics program to make even the low-class citizens vastly superior to the slaves)

make sure that each slave is tagged and has a killswitch implanted at birth, if a slave is born and isnt tagged, its parents get blown to bits and it is drugged, bound and shipped to a random location in the amazon rainforest or the sahara or some other almost-uninhabitable location with 1 week's worth of supplies

if the untagged slave survives in this harsh environment, it has earned its freedom, but it probably won't

also completely remove the slave's genitals, so they can't reproduce, except for a select few that are used as breeding stock, one out of 100 slaves is randomly chosen as breeding stock, isnt sterilized, and is kept in the harvesting zone, where all it does is fuck and have its babies removed for brainwashing, tagging, and bagging

now for the non-slaves (aka citizens, for brevity)
even the lowest-class citizen underwent some genetic engineering, is smarter, stronger and healtheir than any slave (or outsider), lives 5x longer, has the strength to weight ratio of a bear, and three times the neuron count, as well as a more optimized brain, target IQ is in the 300s

second thing: regenerative axolotl genes, telomer-repairing mechanisms, and 1000x the PEPck in ur muscles, for metabolic dominance

also replace the ape muscle fibers with bear muscle fibers, much better power output, and with the PEPck changes, you will be able to sprint/fight for days on a full stomach

also remove myostatin, and make the intestines twice as long, cuz ur gonna need to extract a lot more calories from ur food, the extra brain matter will probably use up a lot of energy, and these bear muscle fibers aren't cheap either

oh, and add chimp fangs, ur face structure already has really good leverage, if u had the same amount of jaw muscle as a gorilla, you'd have four times the bite force due to the fact that ur face is shorter, so ur jaws have better leverage than other apes as a side effect of

you are already capable of cracking open cooked bones for bone marrow (not uncooked ones tho), witb these modifications, u could bite through people's skulls like a jaguar

this is the baseline, genetic engineering in humans must be widespread and normalized, if u want extra limbs, u get extra limbs, if u want to have the sense of smell of an elephant, u got it, u want tentacles, no biggie, if its possible, u should be given access to having it

if u find any flaws in this, comment me them, as i probably have a lot of flaws in the system, this is written from the bomb shelter, cuz imnpretty sure the houthis will wake m

Didn’t the Musk family have some…interesting thought about apartheid?

i mean, apartheid south africa wasnt run by incompetent niggers

during apartheid, niggers were miserable, whites were ok
post-apartheid everyone in south africa is miserable

so clearly, from a utilitarian standpoint, keeping the apartheid system was the most ethical course of action

Elon can't stop making more babies to skip out on child support

why does he skip child support? it's a drop in the ocean for him

if i were in his place, i'd support all of these children except the trannie one, cuz musk can easily afford it, and this guarentees that he'd have a trustworthy successor after his brain gets completely fried from ketamine abuse

he clearly has both free time (he doesnt run any of his companies, he hired people to do that for him)

and enough money to afford anything he wants

so why not avoid all of this mess in the first place

dirty tricks and sabotage in politics.

so politics?

Grandfather Musk moved to South Africa to leach off apartheid, Daddy Musk groomed and married his own stepdaughter, Mommy Musk is delusional about her son's brilliance and now with Elon and the abominations against humanity that he calls his offspring, at what point does this family become a lolcow dynasty?

already has

Trump has filled up his cabinet with dumbasses. It seems the only qualifications needed are 1) do you look good on TV or 2) are you a billionaire, either one of those is OK. And then of course there's 3) do you pledge to kiss Trump's butt at all times. That one is a must.

i think trump did that so that he is the most competent politician in the government, so they are all under his thumb

Exile that faggot to South Africa.

to the black part of south africa

Elon always promises shit he won't deliver on and the stock will go

how does he keep getting away with it?

Has anyone postulated about Reelon being the first to try and normalize sex bots? It makes sense to me, given his weird treatment of women. Everyone keeps talking about how gay the Cybertruck looks, but what about when he tries to make banging your tendie nuking microwave that can pretend it loves you via AI (that you buy from him) seem epic and based?

They're already making animoos about it. My money is on him or someone adjacent to him being the first to try and break the taboo.

i used to compete in robotics tournament back in the day, i know a guy who turned a sex doll into a robot as a side project, it broke his dick, he went to hospital

On the other hand with 5000 kids whose lives he has no plans to be a part of and whose mothers he would pay as little child support as he could get away with he does have a golden opportunity to be the most deadbeat of deadbeat dads

thats retarded, he can easily pay child support to all of them, fund their educstion, and eventually give them luxurious jobs running his various companies, creating a dynasty to keep everything running

it costs next to nothing for musk

Out of all his fake gamer shit, I'm actually surprised that his supposed love for Deus Ex Human Revolution, to the point where he got a replica revolver from it and showed it off in has gay nightstand photo with the Diet Coke cans, isn't discussed as much as his other fake gaming shit. Human Revolution is basically against everything Elon stands for. The fucking theme song of this game centered around transhumanism is called Icarus. There are references to Icarus throughout the game. The ending of the game has all the augmented people being hacked and going into an insane murderous rampage, and the human purist group Humanity Front is right all along about transhumanism, which is also largely funded by defence contractors. He obviously never played it.

musk thinks he's JC denton, but he's more like bob page

he looks inbred in this bust

Trump and Elol embrace boob bait for bubbas nonstop

if it works, it works

20 blacks doing all the work for them.

but blacks are terrible workers, i think theyre even less competent than jeets

Stupid morons literally believe that Kevin from Milwaukee will gladly punch the factory clock for shit pay even by American standards

u got 2 choices, either pay ur workers a lot more and treat em nicely, or reinstate slavery

Nothing is worse than a White South African

except a black south african

Pre internet if you were as cringe and annoying as Musk someone would just stab you to death in a bar. When the coppers show up to investigate, everyone would say they were in the restroom when it happened and didn't see shit. Because by fuck who wants a person like this walking Gods green Earth.

Genuinely horrible human being that has only produced social ills and shitty cars.

i have a very short temper and a history of violent incidents, i'd probably be the one doing the stabbing

Aren't the ones who came here the ones who own the farms and don't even do any actual farming?

they'd use the niggers, just like they did back at home

I don't care about the white genocide in South Africa-if there even is one happening-because guess what? Africans have been genociding each other since like forever. Why should I care now? Just because they're white? Who fucking cares? They have nothing in common with me besides skin color, and as we've seen throughout history, that means jack-fucking-shit.

is this pile of shit better than the other one because it has some corn in it?

If anything, he's a real life Obadiah Stane.

nah bro, he's trying to be a real life bob page

 

[James done did it]

That might be the single most autistic and retarded post in this 600 page thread about an autistic retard.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He's going by "Kekius Maximus" again. The cringe just radiates from that account in waves.



For most of the morning you've been able to see tweets but not any replies to tweets. Maybe get to work fixing that instead of shitposting, Kekius.

Also, happy 600 pages y'all.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I wonder if Elol is an undiagnosed bipolar? I say this since he has sudden mood shifts and behavioral changes on the fly.

 

[Waffle Iron]

He's going by "Kekius Maximus" again.

Oh jesus, this is just sad. Imagine falling in the same cringe trap twice. Just hire a team already to build your cult of personality. You can even make a new company to bring them under so you can be CEO of another company (call it "emperor's new clothes". Don't you want to be the CEO of an emperor?)

 

[The Hungry African]

Somehow the world was convinced he was a real life Iron Man.

I'm dead certain Elon paid RDJ/Marvel to say Tony Stark was based off of him just like he paid someone to play POE for him.

He's going by "Kekius Maximus" again.

Oh for fucks sake Elon, did you take one to many Ketamine doses again? Is your K-hole actually a wormhole that takes you back to 2015 when this shit was mildly funny?

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

I wonder if Elol is an undiagnosed bipolar? I say this since he has sudden mood shifts and behavioral changes on the fly.

nah, he did so much ketamine that im pretty sure his brain's irreversibly fucked