- Joined
- Oct 28, 2014
EMBER WHANN, TRYHARD
Ember Whann is a pretty typical Tumblr girl who wants attention for doing mediocre things-- if you just look at her hilariously lulzy pictures where she's sucking her cheeks in so much you fear her face may implode or photoshopping her thighs to oblivion.
She has done a number of particularly lulz things as an exceptional online individual, including: running her own fanblog where she called herself 'the thinspo queen', running a hate blog for a girl who genuinely does suffer from an eating disorder and trying to pin the blame on a bunch of different people and called fucking child protective services on someone who found out she was running a goddamned 'hate blog' and then fucking brags about it.
She pretty frequently deletes fucking everything only to come back about three or four days later. Most recently:
Then, suddenly, realizing she can't get attention from the internet if she isn't being a whiny attention whore, Ember returns four days later!
A doo-hoo. ):
Her back-story constantly changes, like the tragic snowflake she is. She has about four different stories about how she ~was diagnosed as an anorexic at age 8~, but no matter which way you slice it, she pretty much copy-pasted her life from the documentary Dana: The 8 Year Old Anorexic.
She lies like she breathes.
When she is caught running her own fan blog or running a hate blog against her 'trolls', she reacts hilariously by blaming a second person for forcing her to run the blog because she's perfect and blameless and it's everyone ELSE'S drama that's really messed up. ):
Perhaps her crowning achievement, however, is the lengths she will go to in order to convince herself that she's right. She recently posted pictures of her 'diagnosis papers', which were Med-Cal (California) forms... even though she lives in New York. They're so hilariously forged it's laughable, right? But no!! It was just a trap lol (:
Maybe one day, Ember will wise up and actually delete fucking everything and disappear into the aether. Until then, this girl is a non-stop source of luls. So, in closing:
Ember Whann is a pretty typical Tumblr girl who wants attention for doing mediocre things-- if you just look at her hilariously lulzy pictures where she's sucking her cheeks in so much you fear her face may implode or photoshopping her thighs to oblivion.
She has done a number of particularly lulz things as an exceptional online individual, including: running her own fanblog where she called herself 'the thinspo queen', running a hate blog for a girl who genuinely does suffer from an eating disorder and trying to pin the blame on a bunch of different people and called fucking child protective services on someone who found out she was running a goddamned 'hate blog' and then fucking brags about it.
She pretty frequently deletes fucking everything only to come back about three or four days later. Most recently:
Then, suddenly, realizing she can't get attention from the internet if she isn't being a whiny attention whore, Ember returns four days later!
A doo-hoo. ):
Her back-story constantly changes, like the tragic snowflake she is. She has about four different stories about how she ~was diagnosed as an anorexic at age 8~, but no matter which way you slice it, she pretty much copy-pasted her life from the documentary Dana: The 8 Year Old Anorexic.
She lies like she breathes.
When she is caught running her own fan blog or running a hate blog against her 'trolls', she reacts hilariously by blaming a second person for forcing her to run the blog because she's perfect and blameless and it's everyone ELSE'S drama that's really messed up. ):
Perhaps her crowning achievement, however, is the lengths she will go to in order to convince herself that she's right. She recently posted pictures of her 'diagnosis papers', which were Med-Cal (California) forms... even though she lives in New York. They're so hilariously forged it's laughable, right? But no!! It was just a trap lol (:
Maybe one day, Ember will wise up and actually delete fucking everything and disappear into the aether. Until then, this girl is a non-stop source of luls. So, in closing:
