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[DEAD BIRD]

Tarkov troll YouTuber, "10IQGaming" has seemingly joined the farms. I hope this spawns some true laughs. Tigz, Veritas, DesmondPilak, etc are all autistic retards and seeing their egos get bruised by a guy who himself, is a bit of a sperg, makes me laugh so much. I also hope this gets more eyes on these guys, their meltdowns are hilarious to witness live.

Hello sir... I see you are interested in the Tigz and Desmond drama... At this point the drama has as many sequels as the fast and furious franchise full of documented melt downs, game bans and all sorts of explosive scenes on stream.,.. very entertaining stuff. If you would like to reach out for a chat let me know as I am very deep into the whole YT documentation on Tarkov Lolcows on youtube and I will forever continue documenting their actions until the dawn of time...

I have been documenting the meltdowns, game bans, abuse, rage, lies and many twitch bans over on my YouTube for all the Twitch streamers in the Tarkov space and it has been a blast. My channel is only 5 months old and I have managed to gain half a million views and 3K subs just from my low effort cut and pasted videos showcasing their actions and behaviours... It's been an absolute blast! - I've seen my name mentioned a few times throughout this thread and was made aware today that some people on here where also considering reaching out so here I am! Also this is a little taste if you guys are into EFT and streamers malding like a child and being roasted, Enjoy!
- https://youtu.be/AzBoGmQKgj0?si=h0FyM4Ijn_eW7h-V
- https://youtu.be/1JlMl5GVANU?si=Dt5STV7oCMOqMq32

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[SoggyToeHolster]

I've been having a pretty good time solo queing in Arena lately. Almost maxed out a skill tree before a series of unfortunate events brought me down to less than 40k rubles.
If you've found yourself deep in a skill tree I highly encourage running a free kit for a few rounds. The first 2-3 matches will have you scaving for higher tier kits, which is a fun challenge. After that the matchmaking will start to even out and the arena becomes populated with those low level kits again.

 

[Point Man]

If you've found yourself deep in a skill tree I highly encourage running a free kit for a few rounds.

I'd love to do this, but the fact that you earn zero class XP from using them makes me just view them as the poor people desperate measure classes. Wish you could select a kit/class to progress while being able to use the Rank classes.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

I'd love to do this, but the fact that you earn zero class XP from using them makes me just view them as the poor people desperate measure classes.

I will say that I do feel lucky as the only thing I even wanted to use was the kedr, and only ever felt like finishing that tree because I had already started putting xp into it. But the game also comes into it's own with those higher tier kits and meds, so even working two trees at once is a real chore.
The thing that helped me get over the fear of not progressing a kit was how it is very much a system that's just there cause it needs to be, not fine tuned or ready by any means. With a wipe rumoured soon, and implementation of the armor system not maximizing xp potential can be forgiven.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

This wipe has been fun for me.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

I'd be surprised if we see ANOTHER wipe so soon, considering it's only been barely a month.
I've been enjoying this wipe so far though, only recently got level 37. Got the baller ass BEAR drip and access to the cool AK parts I like using lol


Accidentally found out you can vault to a lot of places you really shouldn't be able too btw, vaulting has destroyed this fucking game lmao. Being on the roof of Pinewood Hotel on Streets is so busted.

 

[realitysurf]

Accidentally found out you can vault to a lot of places you really shouldn't be able too btw, vaulting has destroyed this fucking game lmao. Being on the roof of Pinewood Hotel on Streets is so busted.

Seriously though. Abandoned factory marked room has been insane this wipe. I've gotten loads of injector cases, ammo boxes, and spears from that. Also the 301 vault on Shoreline is awesome, I've found a couple ledxs and I was farming the shit out of that early wipe and getting loaded
A really good key this wipe is the MVD guard station key. It's been getting gatekept really hard but if you're a streets gamer and you're by sewer river, loot that key. It's stacked with valuables and it's 20k roubles on flea.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Seriously though. Abandoned factory marked room has been insane this wipe. I've gotten loads of injector cases, ammo boxes, and spears from that. Also the 301 vault on Shoreline is awesome, I've found a couple ledxs and I was farming the shit out of that early wipe and getting loaded
A really good key this wipe is the MVD guard station key. It's been getting gatekept really hard but if you're a streets gamer and you're by sewer river, loot that key. It's stacked with valuables and it's 20k roubles on flea.

oh that keys on streets? wondering where it was, i'll check it out.
the vault glitch is hilarious, i've found so many ledx's and other items doing it.
i think from scaving shoreline and just looting the expansion, vault bug, or traitor-scaving i've made a total of 60 million so far lol. i'm sitting at 30 mil, i was at 40 and then spent 30, and climbed back up

 

[elrond hubbard]

I've had a press vest with lv 5 plates in it since the start of wipe and it has came back from insurance at least 10 times so far, remember to peep the armor points on the base model at full health so you know when to tear plates out

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Accidentally naded my bro and myself, feelsbadman.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

How my wipe is going so far. I feel your pain, @Dante Alighieri

 

[Dante Alighieri]

How my wipe is going so far. I feel your pain, @Dante Alighieri

HAHA that's getting Tarkov'd. I've seen so many clips of this exact thing happening.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Watched my teammate die to this guy yesterday. He was part of a 3 man, at least 2 of that 3 including this guy, were cheating lol.

Guy who killed me was using a loud AXMC. He was trying to kill Zyrachiy (and failing). He no scope hipfired me through a bush when he couldn't have seen or heard me where I was lol. I'm guessing that one of them called out to the third we had killed, that we were coming. Cuz he was positioned to ambush us nearly perfectly, but he whiffed his shots and ran out into the open like a complete spaz.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Watched my teammate die to this guy yesterday. He was part of a 3 man, at least 2 of that 3 including this guy, were cheating lol.
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Guy who killed me was using a loud AXMC. He was trying to kill Zyrachiy (and failing). He no scope hipfired me through a bush when he couldn't have seen or heard me where I was lol. I'm guessing that one of them called out to the third we had killed, that we were coming. Cuz he was positioned to ambush us nearly perfectly, but he whiffed his shots and ran out into the open like a complete spaz.
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Yeah, the cheating situation is something else lately. I’m on NA East, which has by far the least cheaters (and is coincidentally the furthest from China, totally unrelated) and I still see at least one blatant rage cheater per day. Similar profiles to this, anywhere between 200 and 1,000 hours and at least 1,000 kills.

What makes me the most angry is the fact that there are white niggers in my region cheating. Save that shit for the faggot chinks in EU and play the game like a real white man.

 

[The Grognard]

It really is remarkable how similar all these Chinese cheaters are. Stats clearly indicate they go for maximum kill-everything mode, level always at least 40ish, typical encounter is head-eyes-M61 with no ability to respond.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

It really is remarkable how similar all these Chinese cheaters are. Stats clearly indicate they go for maximum kill-everything mode, level always at least 40ish, typical encounter is head-eyes-M61 with no ability to respond.

Something I always look for is the Killer7 badge, meaning they’ve killed every boss. Every cheater seems to have this.

 

[realitysurf]

Something I always look for is the Killer7 badge, meaning they’ve killed every boss. Every cheater seems to have this.

Killer7 is killing 7 players in one raid. It's very hard to get it without being a cheater, I can only see people getting it on maps like Streets or Customs if the entire lobby goes to dorms.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Nighttime factory was my JAM the past few wipes
Now if i try and run it i can hear cheaters running at me from across the map, killing pmcs along the way.
Really discouraging since im only there to get a few scav kills and loot the med box and extract

 

[The Grognard]

Killer7 is killing 7 players in one raid. It's very hard to get it without being a cheater, I can only see people getting it on maps like Streets or Customs if the entire lobby goes to dorms.

Emercom extract camping also can net you it, if you are really lucky.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Emercom extract camping also can net you it, if you are really lucky.

Extract camping is exclusively for niggers and pedophiles. Most often pedo niggers.