Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

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Ethan "shoah on breadtube paedophiles" Klein did another stream. This time, it was directed at fat CP spamming chaser Tipster and Vaush simp Lucas Roberts.
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Surprised those penny pinching fingers let such an easy W slip through them.

Oops, turns out the pedo they were about to curbstomp was actually Ethan's tranny friend. Suddenly buying erotic toddler drawings to hang on your living room wall is totally different to the Vaush situation, it was just a one time thing and it was really long ago in 2017 and he (sorry I mean she I mean she) was only 21 and probably hasn't even mentioned CSAM or loli since then, and they're such a good person. Shut it down!
 
Since Ethan is acting like he doesn't know enough about Chris Tyson to make a solid judgement on him, @Shake compiled a post clearly laying out all the evidence we have that Chris Tyson is exactly like Vaush (maybe worse, seeing as he bought an actual Shadman poster and hung up in his living room). He's been a loli lover and coomer for years: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...chris-chris-the-meme-god.163381/post-17748886

I'll say this, I hate Keffals and I'm glad he's getting dogpiled, but he's right that Ethan is being hypocritical to trash Vaush but not Chris. Of course it's very obvious as to why, there's no way Ethan is going to go after one of the biggest YouTubers.
 
Since Ethan is acting like he doesn't know enough about Chris Tyson to make a solid judgement on him, @Shake compiled a post clearly laying out all the evidence we have that Chris Tyson is exactly like Vaush (maybe worse, seeing as he bought an actual Shadman poster and hung up in his living room). He's been a loli lover and coomer for years: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...chris-chris-the-meme-god.163381/post-17748886

I'll say this, I hate Keffals and I'm glad he's getting dogpiled, but he's right that Ethan is being hypocritical to trash Vaush but not Chris. Of course it's very obvious as to why, there's no way Ethan is going to go after one of the biggest YouTubers.
It's almost as if Troons made it illegal to mention when they're pedophiles. This is going to open the floodgates.
 
I can’t bring myself to watch the podcasts. If you’re interested in de-programming people after they leave cults, Ethan’s one to watch. I’m pretty sure his crew is totally cucked though no?
 
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Just a crosspost from Vaush/Keffals thread for context to the normies browsing this thread:



IIRC she also gets a distinct grown form where you can tell she's a woman.

I also have to say that one Sorapoi pic of Midna, the one with the flowing hair, does have the thighs of an adult, even if it's stylized differently. Plenty of artists age up characters - see the Touhou fandom.

Though it makes me wonder what the real shit he has. It clearly isn't enough for him to say it's a stylized choice.

We have a thread for it, but to sum it up, it's basically a faction in fandom communities based on pairing characters together. It has an extensive discourse fandom, which is discussed in the Proship thread in Community Watch.


You mean these:


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Vaush contradicted his own point when he said they weren't lolicons if they were over 6 heads tall. Midna is not 6 heads tall, but her adult form is (Vaush prefers the child version)
He knows he can masturbate to the adult forms of these characters but he much rather download and save images of their child versions, seems to be a running theme with Vaush and his numerous pro-cp/pedo allegations against him.



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@The FedEx Pope reply not work aaaa​

I'm not here to defend Vaush like...at all, but more so I wouldn't go too far in on Panty and Stocking characters.

Despite being drawn up like they're in Dexter's Lab 98% of the time, The main girls still look like the rest of the adults in the show. With Gaterbelt the priest being the only one towering over them. Stocking herself is the more loli-ish of the two sure, but she leans more into Lolita fashion than actual Loli. Which yes, is enough of a difference to lead to getting lost in the weeds.
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Again, not defending Vaush, but Stocking isn't the ammo.

Now all that being said, I doubt Vaush knew any of that and just saw her as...*ahem* a short-stack goblin.


The character Vaush downloaded, saved and sorted into his XXX Vids folder was even more childlike than the stylized Dexter's Lab dubious adult chibi style. It doesn't help that he also downloaded other images of obvious looking children that don't look anything like a 'short-stack goblin'

The official art from the creators:

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What Vaush saved to masturbate too:

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NSFW Link to the video for better context: https://rule34video.com/video/3100068/stocking-anarchy-with-sound-mizumizuni/


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Not to mention these obvious other examples Vaush failed to justify that he had on his folder:

Vaush saying 'Two chicks and a guy in a threesome" NSFW:
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Vaush masturbating to a lore 16 year old V-Tuber who looks even younger here NSFW:
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FULL CONTEXT OF VAUSH'S FOLDER CENSORED FOR SAFE VIEWING
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vaush-vaushv-vaushvidya-irishladdie-ian-anthony-kochinski.64444/post-17739193
 
You mean these:


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Only this one, because of the thighs.

In terms of Panty and Stocking, it was a show where the transformations involved the characters taking their panties off. It came out in the 2010s, I believe.
 
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Only this one, but only because of the thighs.

In terms of Panty and Stocking, it was a show where the transformations involved the characters taking their panties off. It came out in the 2010s, I believe.
Not quite accurate. Underwear turns into weapons for them, and the serious art style is used exclusively for transformation sequences as a joke in the same way when a demon is killed the "animation" is a clay figure being blown up with firecrackers.
 
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Ethan finally doing a 180 on Keffals and mocking Vaush for fetishes running amok is just proof that the ”peace and love” trope was just a cloak to finally calling out degeneracy that even his own fans on Reddit secretly like when they post on there.
 
Ooo he swept for Chris hard. Keffals actually got a W in that regard, the rest of his points were very very dishonest and disingenuous, but he got that kike good with the Chris loli shit.
I can’t bring myself to watch the podcasts. If you’re interested in de-programming people after they leave cults, Ethan’s one to watch. I’m pretty sure his crew is totally cucked though no?
He did mop it up for paedophile child abuser Chris Tyson, who commissioned art from paedophile scribbler shadman and crossdressed HIS OWN SON.
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Call me old-fashioned but I don't think three-year-old girls should even be wearing this kind of shit. Let kids be kids.

H33b's excuse was "it's just one time" and he was willing to forgive the person.
It wasn't just a one-time thing, he had many Xeets professing his love for loli drawings, and other creepy paedophilic inclinations.
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He's not just some weeb who likes SFW anime-style drawings, it's specifically Loli (cpaital L, ie the genre of animated small girls) and getting his "knob cranking". What knob, a doorknob?

Remember when the tranny chaser establishment of YouTube such as fat pajeet Mutahar and H33B decided to go after Sunny V2 for his video having the wrong opinion?
Don't get me wrong, even I thought the video was sensationalist bullshit. Their issue however was, how dare this Australian man go after a tranny? It's funny how SunnyV2 follows all three recommendations I've given for not becoming a lolcow:
Three simple steps to not become a lolcow:
1. No parasocial communities such as Discord.
2. Separate IRL stuff (like gooner follow accounts) with online stuff.
3. Your audience likes the content, not you. Don't be egotistical.
Very simple.
Honestly, following #1 plus any of the following 2 would likely shield the person from getting a thread. I have seen dumb streamers expose their internet search history and they just laughed it off.



Not sure about you, but I think he's doing quite well.
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The averages are well over a million.

Anyway, rare Lucas W on that point, he made a good one.

Not to mention these obvious other examples Vaush failed to justify that he had on his folder:
Those images made me sick even with the censoring. I would personally put a black box over the whole thing with a description of what it is, the tiny thumbnail is clear enough.
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This is the face of #dropkiwifarms, when it's not an alleged rapist, it's a band of disgusting paedophiles.
 
Can I get a tldr about this h3h3/Vaush/Keffals shit?
They are all fat retarded biological men snaking each other when the opportunities present themselves. Vaush, legendary horse cock enthusiast and age of consent philosophizer, has been embroiled in a scandal after accidentally revealing on stream that he was saving "loli" material and horse fucker material.

To the surprise of everyone* (*retarded faggot leftists who knew but pretended not to because half of them in the online political sphere are probably gooning to it as I'm typing) Vaush is exactly who we've been saying he is: a creepy child enjoyer who should buy a rope from a capitalist and hang himself.

Ethan Klein, taker of L + ratios lately, was looking for a W + ratio, and took the opportunity to grab the low hanging fruit and righteously dunk on Vaush. He is still a massive twitchy faggot, but a broken dicked sellout can still be right once in awhile.

As for Keffals (a biological male, remember,) he's defending Vaush because I don't know, he's a gross hunchbacked tranny who is no longer the retarded flavour of the week with leftist NEETs and is trying to keep an intact bridge with someone who has some clout (even if that person should not be allowed within 10 miles of a ranch or a preschool.)
 
By sheer coincidence this video popped up on my Youtube feed. Pseudoscience at the tail end of the video aside, Ethan may have made a mistake getting on his miracle weight loss drug.
 
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Dear fucking God, I've just tried listening to his retarded podcast to hear the newest Vaush roast. It's been an hour and I can't fucking take it anymore. Quick, somebody, tell me a funny joke or I'll go insane.
 
Dear fucking God, I've just tried listening to his retarded podcast to hear the newest Vaush roast. It's been an hour and I can't fucking take it anymore. Quick, somebody, tell me a funny joke or I'll go insane.
Why did Hila cross the road?
To mow down terrorists and defend the glory of the State of Israel.
 
You can slowly see the life return to Ethan's eyes after he broke up with breadtube. It's fucking miraculous. He's losing weight, his skin is clearing up, etc. It's as if Cenk's Nephew and the breadtube circle were all vampires sucking the life and intelligence out of him. Or the cognitive dissonance he had to engage in was tearing him apart from the inside.
It's almost like the same thing would happen to every jew if they accepted Jesus as their messiah.
 
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