Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Local Wordmason]

I can tell exactly what Ethan's house/office probably smells like. I've been in people's houses that can't take care of their dog and the smell of dog piss and shit seeped into everything from repeated accidents being left for someone else to deal with and nobody cares enough to prevent it from happening. I can see why they have a maid because otherwise they probably would be even worse. Ethan has just grown used to conditions where they pile garbage up around them like its a normal thing for someone else to take care of, and never learned why people take the measures they do to maintain a clean environment for themselves and their families, because he's too busy scrolling for people saying mean things about him to respond to. I'm convinced its going to take one of his kids dying from his filthy, lazy, lifestyle before he even stops to consider that this shit isn't normal.

 

[AssignedEva]

Ethan's trying to throw Trisha under the bus by labelling her a Zionist;

Once again, Ethan makes a salient point (Trisha is notionally more Zionist than he explicitly is) but it's irrelevant because his only reason for bringing it up is to attack someone he's seething about. If, as he claims, he's a victim of anti-semitism for supporting Israel and his wife having served with the IDF, then it is completely incoherent to try and encourage people to attack someone else who supposedly shares similar viewpoints to himself. That's putting aside that Trisha has never presented herself as an informed voice on politics and has a deliberate persona of being a bimbo troll, vs Ethan who started a political podcast with known anti-western Marxist Hasan Piker.

This is 200% about trying to attack her for getting some sort of TV show deal and being pregnant again. I think Trisha is a complete idiot but she remains endearing because she doesn't take herself seriously, and she also is entertaining when she melts down. Although from what little I've seen of her, she doesn't really melt down any more and is sort of thriving (which again, pisses Ethan off).

 

[Eventide]

Giardia in humans is a reportable disease to your local public health agency. Giardia in multiple humans is absolutely a call to CPS. It's often a result of feces strewn homes.

My grandpa would always say my horse would catch Giardia if I let it drink from puddle water.

Anyway, don't the Klien's live in relatively developed part of Los Angeles? Why are they & their pets contracting a common horse parasites often caught by exposure to dirty water/wells exposed to floodwaters/sewage/etc?

This is 200% about trying to attack her for getting some sort of TV show deal and being pregnant again. I think Trisha is a complete idiot but she remains endearing because she doesn't take herself seriously, and she also is entertaining when she melts down. Although from what little I've seen of her, she doesn't really melt down any more and is sort of thriving (which again, pisses Ethan off).

There's a rumor Trisha was recently offered a role (or reoccurring cameo?) on an upcoming season of American Horror Story.

Anyway, damn, Ethan is circling the drain. He went from b!tching about antisemitism, to trying to create an antisemitic hate mob to cyberbully his Jewish brother in law and Jewish sister in law (who is currently pregnant).

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

...that being said, I do believe he's under the influence of something, maybe a combination of amphetamine with 5mg valium to take the edge off. There's something about his eyes that hints at it to me, beyond the dilated pupils.

Something about his eyes? Ethan looks like ten thousand black beetles are about to start crawling out of every hole in his face; his teeth gnashing their bug guts as he continues to kvetch about idubbbz and a dog. His conversion to a complete demon and loss of all humanity is nearly complete.

I haven't seen imagery of him in a couple years, I understand now why null highlighted it on Friday's show.

 

[Nothing Worth]

Left is Ethan on November 25th 2024, Right is Ethan on March 7th, 2025. That is 122 days.

 

[Swamp Hag]

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Left is Ethan on November 25th 2024, Right is Ethan on March 7th, 2025. That is 122 days.

The fallout when we find out a mandated reporter like a doctor or whatever was actually the person who called CPS is going to be huge.

As is the following house raid and drug stash discovery

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

There's a rumor Trisha was recently offered a role (or reoccurring cameo?) on an upcoming season of American Horror Story.

honestly with how big her web presence is and how many tv shows and movies there are on streaming i'm surprised she doesn't have more work, same with most e-celebs, her newest youtube podcast averages a million views an episode.

She also was in that Katy Perry music video a year or two ago.

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Left is Ethan on November 25th 2024, Right is Ethan on March 7th, 2025. That is 122 days.

i honestly assumed the right was a photo shop, it looks like a classic 2000s era shock image like you'd see of the seinfeld cast. it looks not only fake but horrifying.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Left is Ethan on November 25th 2024, Right is Ethan on March 7th, 2025. That is 122 days.

Oh god Ethan fucked the dog didnt he....

I’m guessing it was his wife ….

 

[Nothing Worth]

i honestly assumed the right was a photo shop, it looks like a classic 2000s era shock image like you'd see of the seinfeld cast. it looks not only fake but horrifying.

Yeah, I get what you mean. He looks like a cartoon evil scientist from that period too

He is unwell.

 

[Wesley Willis]

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You can't be surprised. This has been a very long time coming and he was warned multiple times.

I mean you've gotta be a little surprised he's still reacting like this though, right? Like honestly with how deep he's been in this shit you can't tell me the thought that this exact thing would happen hasn't at least crossed his mind.

Also the JP tweet is underrated as fuck. You'd think this woulda been something that woulda been said 2019/20 and not basically 2 years ago. Like the retard barely even made it a year before JP was proven entirely right as the entire left wing twitchocracy knelt on Ethans flabby skinned neck. Idk why this exact picture isn't spammed to him literally every day and every time he bitches about the obvious consequences of his actions.

Probably because JP did the exact same thing and look at what happened.

 

[Eventide]

Hell has clearly frozen over, 'cause I actually find myself agreeing with a godd*mn BadEmpenada video on the topic of Ethan Klein's CPS call for poop parasite infections or whatever. (Although, to be honest, I'm still not entirely sure if Ethan isn't just making up this entire scenario in a half-assed attempt to bully Reddit into deleting all the anti-H3H3 snarksubs...)

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Ethan's trying to throw Trisha under the bus by labelling her a Zionist;

He's been trying to throw her under the bus for years and every time he tries to content nuke her for clout it blows up in his face. All he can do is harmlessly seethe when all he had to do was treat he with a modicum of respect and she wouldn't have taken her ball and left, robbing him of the most popular content he'd produced in years.

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

He's been trying to throw her under the bus for years and every time he tries to content nuke her for clout it blows up in his face. All he can do is harmlessly seethe when all he had to do was treat he with a modicum of respect and she wouldn't have taken her ball and left, robbing him of the most popular content he'd produced in years.

If Ethan was like that he wouldn't be Ethan. I am beginning to believe this man was born to seethe impotently forever.

 

[Buck Breaker]

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/L4f9FQmpMco

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

 

[pogoroooo]

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

For real. All the parties involved in this are so unlikable it's unreal. The empath part of me makes me feel bad for h3 though, involving his innocent kids in this petty Internet slap fights is very scummy. That badempanada guy is such a faggot.

 

[Moral Vest]

I love seeing these niggas fight each other

When did this shit go from trolling a random retard for laughs to schizos with personal vendettas seething over each other for money?
When did seething become a business man?

 

[Nothing Worth]

This clip is essential viewing. If you weren't convinced that Reddit and Twitch were conspiring against Ethan, just you wait!

 

[Local Wordmason]

Just to check. There hasn't been any confirmed contact between Ethan, and a certain cursed medallion, has there?

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Why is Ethan so mad a social worker came to speak to them and follow up a report (which they all have to be)? The guy sounded quite reasonable and it’s standard to interview all the children separately.

Pretty wild about the FBI visit though.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Why is Ethan so mad a social worker came to speak to them and follow up a report (which they all have to be)? The guy sounded quite reasonable and it’s standard to interview all the children separately.

Pretty wild about the FBI visit though.

I get it- it sounds like the investigation is pretty thorough (I don't know I've never dealt with CPS). I wouldn't appreciate someone invading my privacy, disrupting my time, and potentially making a strong impression on my children in their formative years just because some commie on the internet gave an anonymous tip