Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,465
There's a saying that goes "Never attribute to malice that could be explained by stupidity" and while that may be true a lot of the times how do you explain this absolutely brain dead cunt Denims? That bitch is maliciously retarded. It should be illegal to be as dumb as she is. I honestly don't think I have ever seen anyone as incompetent in the political sphere as she is which is frankly embarrassing Ethan has to deal with the vile cunt. I'd say he shouldn't even waste his time even addressing her but if she's gonna get his kids involved, allegedly, what do you do? I, as a very altruistic White man, would offer to fuck the malice out of her to save Ethan but I simply would not be able to tolerate more than a sentence out of her mouth in person.

Oh well, God bless you Ethan. You chose the wrong team and frankly the game was rigged from the start. Great job buddy
 
This is a certified never move to LA moment right here...

Ethan pre LA:
Had a very successful channel
Was well liked by reasonable people on all sides of the political spectrum
Had lots of friends/fellow Youtubers who had fun making videos with Ethan
Then Ethan for some stupid reason moves to LA once success goes to his head

New to LA:
Starts distancing/losing contact with his old friends
Has some bad takes once in a while
Puts out some good videos once in a while
Starts leaning into west coast politics/rhetoric

"Certified LA Resident TM":
Starts a podcast
A revolving door of god awful podcast cohosts
Original audience has mostly left him due to a complete flip of his content
Caters exclusively to an audience of terminally online Redditors
Gets into a circle of breadtube grifters with an extremist audience

Current Ethan:
Realizes he doesn't agree with a lot of what his new audience/peers views
Starts voicing dissenting opinions which starts a bunch of drama
Audience turns on him and starts going after him and his family
H3H3's original audience just watching Ethan getting eaten alive by the very people he once tried to pander to.

This is why you never move to LA when you hit it big because the same faggots who you try to make money from will come back to bite your ass once you give them a reason to. I feel bad for the kids as they have no involvement in this other than that their parents are money grubbing retards. Number one rule for youtube should be to keep your kids away from it, too many weirdos.
Should have moved to Rhode Island.
Sam Hyde won.
 
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If CPS is so terrifying how come every gay couple looking to adopt manages to pass having an adoption agent or CPS come over and make sure their household isn't too bad?
CPS is not involved in adoptions between an adoption agency and adoptive parents you retard. Faggots rarely get CPS called on them anyway and always pass inspections if they do because 1.) you're a bigot if you suspect abuse 2.) it doesn't match the agency agenda and 3.) agency gets civil rights sued to death if allegations are false. Are you a normal, middle class, white-passing couple not addicted to meth, maybe homeschoolers or very religious? Then your life is hell for at least a year and they have a file on you to reactivate whenever another false report comes in.

The Kleins are probably fine since things like swatting are widely known now. It's still an extremely weenish thing to do.
 
Snarkfags, especially on Reddit, are insufferable loons unmatched by any other. These are the same people who kept running lists of which celebrities and influencers liked posts related to supporting Johnny Depp so they could spread the word and unperson them accordingly, regularly comb through not only the following lists of their target but also the lists of said target's friends and family to make sure they aren't following anyone even slightly problematic, and desperately search for subtext in the liked reels of a 3rd cousin twice removed.

Back in the day, I remember when one snark sub tried to get Killing Eve cancelled because Jodie Comer might possibly have been dating a Republican. Yet making a sub satirizing them gets removed for "harassment" lmao.
 
likes to complain about da joos and then pretend they're doing it wokely
jew here, if they were honest about it, i'd be fine with that, tho i will despise their opinion, i wouldnt have anything wrong with them as people° and i wouldnt care much as long as they leave me alone

but i fuckin hate hypocrites, especially the ones who genuinely think theyre doing the "right thing" and aren't even honest to themselves

it's one of the top 3 things that make me irrationally angry



° (assuming they are people rather than negroes)
 
No yeah sure he shouldn't talk about what just happened, instead he should seek out badempanada gun in hand.
You misunderstood my post and you called me a colossal retard? What have I done to deserve this?

I said he shouldn't be pontificating about how underfunded and overworked the CPS people are. They searched his house, woke his baby, and wanted to go to his kids school and question them to look for signs of him abusing his kids. If he isn't abusing him, the government digging through his life to try and destroy his family should make him mad enough to at least want to pick up a heavy rock and go gorilla mode on someone's head. I'm not saying he should, but the desire should exist in anyone hasn't been castrated. He should be so mad at the system abusing him that he won't even entertain the idea of mentioning they're underfunded and overworked for the sake of good optics.

This entire video is an attempt to garner sympathy and appeal to people's empathy. He is trying hard to be a sympathetic victim and attacking the CPS would be dumb. Being nice to CPS in a condescending manner is trying to say "Hey retard, CPS can only visit soo many homes, visiting mine for BS means somebody suffering isn't getting help."
You may not like it but this is the smart way to play this in public.
Sometimes a careful, measured response crafted for the sake of optics is worse optics than just being honest.
 
This clip is essential viewing. If you weren't convinced that Reddit and Twitch were conspiring against Ethan, just you wait!

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He got elonpilled based on this clip, I remember Musk speaking on Joe Rogan about how Twitter was blocks away from the "woke mind virus" (known here as "retarded faggots").
That's why he bought twitter, maybe h3h3 should support the reddit acquisition, elon musk is the savior of the jewish people.
 
I truly despise Ethan and Hila Klein, and their fanbase as well, of course.
There are few people who are as hypocritical as Ethan and Hila are. The amount of people they've backstabbed for mere clout, and the amount of money they've garnered on the expense of decency and integrity, is great indeed.

As such, I would have said that the Kleins deserve the treatment they've recently received, and more, had it not been for the fact that their detractors have contacted even Child Protective Services (!) and engaged in other severe and heinous activities.
When you fuck around to this extent, the gloves are off.
 
That's why he bought twitter
Elon bought twitter because he got high and offered an insanely high buyout, not realizing that the shareholders of twitter where not blue hair morons that triggered him online, but just venture capitalists.

It's the entire reason why he tried to weasel out of the deal for weeks before it was finally settled.

As per Ethan, I'm sure him pontificating about how much this trolling is triggering and affecting him and his family will totally make it stop.
 
jew here, if they were honest about it, i'd be fine with that, tho i will despise their opinion, i wouldnt have anything wrong with them as people° and i wouldnt care much as long as they leave me alone

but i fuckin hate hypocrites, especially the ones who genuinely think theyre doing the "right thing" and aren't even honest to themselves

it's one of the top 3 things that make me irrationally angry



° (assuming they are people rather than negroes)
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Relevant to this topic, another slop breadtuber drops a 1 hour video which is not entirely on but mostly about H3H3 as well as getting angry at anybody else who doesn't think jews should (progressively) burn
 
Where is the confirmation the call came from a friend or family member? I keep seeing that said.
There is no confirmation. This information comes from Ethan and he claims the CPS guy said it was "someone close to you" that reported.

But is the CPS guy a blabber mouth or is Ethan making things up? If the call is meant to be anonymous or anonymous to the family being investigated, then why would the CPS agent even give them hints about who it could be?

So we've got Snarkers lying on that end and Ethan-defenders on the other when they point the finger at a community or another content creator.
 
You know, thinking about it more, I wonder if Ethan will ever come to terms with the fact that his family being targeted and fucked with because he allowed roaches into his life is the same shit he and his leftist kind have been doing to countless people all across the country. Again, I do feel bad for his kids, but I wonder if the irony of his actions leading to the suffering of others, simply because he wanted to virtue signal coming back to haunt him directly for once will be lost on him or will he come to terms with the kind of scum he has been championing this whole time.
 
You know, thinking about it more, I wonder if Ethan will ever come to terms with the fact that his family being targeted and fucked with because he allowed roaches into his life is the same shit he and his leftist kind have been doing to countless people all across the country. Again, I do feel bad for his kids, but I wonder if the irony of his actions leading to the suffering of others, simply because he wanted to virtue signal coming back to haunt him directly for once will be lost on him or will he come to terms with the kind of scum he has been championing this whole time.
I wonder how often he thinks about what Jordan Peterson told him, and how right he ended up being.

Also BadEmpanada has the physiognomy of a serial child molester and I would not trust him near any kids, mine or otherwise.
 
I'm not wholly convinced his kids wouldn't grow up to be more well adjusted being molested in a group home vs. living with this weirdo and being molested by the internet.

You know, thinking about it more, I wonder if Ethan will ever come to terms with the fact that his family being targeted and fucked with because he allowed roaches into his life is the same shit he and his leftist kind have been doing to countless people all across the country. Again, I do feel bad for his kids, but I wonder if the irony of his actions leading to the suffering of others, simply because he wanted to virtue signal coming back to haunt him directly for once will be lost on him or will he come to terms with the kind of scum he has been championing this whole time.
That would require self reflection, a trait missing from libs and jews, so there's double 0 chance of that happening. At best it'll be acknowledged it's the "bad actors" (aka you) the super small, outside minority that sneakily infiltrated these otherwise normal people (wait sounds like jews). That damn, super small minority...that also happens to support the same stance as literally the entire "community" because it is the entire community...

I’m actually kind of shocked Reddit snark exists like this since they obliterated reddits that made fun of fatties, illness fakers and troons as if they were running literal death squads for making fun of them.

I don’t think “fat Gorl world” even exists on Reddit anymore due to the heavy handed moderation banning any snark about Amber Lynn being a fat ass.

There was COUNTLESS people cheering on and saying how great it would be if the president of the united states was murdered. And look at the Luigi Brothers. If you're on the approved LIT'LY NAZIS list, it's ok, because YOU are the bad person, and bad people deserve anything (*except being fairly tried by the justice system).
 
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