Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

  • Total voters
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I really cant stand Ethan. He seems to appear no mater what social app I happen to be on. I feel like most of his problems would disappear if he just went offline for a while. Why does he broadcast so much? Its not like he has anything to say and clearly is suffering from some kind of neural disease. Everytime I see this person he is stressed out and stoking fights with people. Doesn't he have enough money to retire? Sorry for the rant, it just bothers me that I know so much about this person's drama and life and its against against my will to boot.
 
I'm not a medfag, but I know a bit about veterinary medicine, I have met a human baby before, and I actually watched the video.
  • Giardia is common in dogs, especially shelter dogs. Ethan had previously adopted a shelter dog that had giardia, his second, new puppy was having diarrhea and so giardia was suspected and confirmed via a test that took a few days to get back.
  • Ethan's child is less than one year old and was also having diarrhea. Diarrhea is common but can be more concerning in a small baby.
  • Babies constantly crawl around on the floor and then put their hands and everything else in their mouths. Puppies shed, walk on the floor, and have accidents. Cleaners say "99.9% of germs" for a reason. Even in a very clean house with a very well monitored baby, there is a very real chance a poopoo particle could make its way into the baby's body with zero neglect going on.
  • Giardia tests are stool tests and can take 48 hours to return. The dog confirmed giardia, and baby had diarrhea, so logically the baby might have it and treatment might have been started right away.
  • In my unprofessional opinion, no reasonable pediatrician would call CPS over diarrhea in a baby and suspected giardia unless there were other red flags.
  • Podcasts are audio or video shows where idiots talk about bullshit. Ethan is an anxious hypochondriac. Due to this, on his podcast, he told the above story as though his son for sure had giardia he caught from the puppy before the test was confirmed.
  • His son ended up testing negative for everything, it is likely he was having normal digestive upset from transitioning to solid foods and Ethan was being a dramatic hypochondriac.
  • Believe it or not, there are more retarded people than Ethan on the internet, and they took this story to mean that he lets his dogs shit all over the floor and all three of his children are deathly ill because they all ate dog shit. One of their somehow even more exceptional followers took this info at face value and had to try to break up a family over something they heard third hand.

TL;DR No children ever had giardia, just a new puppy.
 
Hang on, why are the majority of y'all feeling bad for Ethan about the CPS call? He lives in a multi-million dollar mansion in Bel Air so you can basically guarantee nothing will come of this. They'll do their "investigation" and everything will be fine. The kids will not get taken.
Why are you not killing yourself, right here, right now?
 
Why are you not killing yourself, right here, right now?
You are just mad because you have the memory of a goldfish, blissfully forgetting how Ethan platformed Keffals, rallied against the forum you were writing on and much much more.
Only thing that made him change was October 7 when all his fanbase turned on him.
 
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Is it just my autism or is the weirdly sniffing every 3 seconds. I can't stand it. Nonetheless, the fact a cabal of retarded redditgroids will go after his children boiled my blood. I am speechless really.
He seems like he's either on drugs, the ozempic is making him twitch like a crazy person or he has some type of neurological disorder lol.
 
I did find it interesting that Ethan Klein is going after snark subreddits when we know for a fact he was a regular browser of r/trishyland, a snark subreddit that got banned for the exact sort of stuff he's criticizing snark subreddits for now.
this was my exact thought!! back when ethan had his one-sided beef with trish, there were multiple instances of ethan showing he browsed r/trishland regularly, a subreddit that discussed calling cps (and possibly did) about Trish's unborn baby, as well as doxxed her OBGYN office, and many other instances of cowtipping & harrasment.
ethan was a known supporter of this subreddit and would often encourage their behavior.
yes, having CPS called on you is absolutely horrific, i genuinely wouldn't wish that on anyone & i'm heartbroken for their children as it's very traumatizing no matter what age, but in this instance is seems like ethan is getting a taste of his own fucked up medicine and it really limits my sympathy for him.
you can't petition for your fans to harrass other people and then be surprised pikachu when it eventually comes back to haunt you!!
 
You are just mad because you have the memory of a goldfish, blissfully forgetting how Ethan platformed Keffals, rallied against the forum you were writing on and much much more.
Only thing that made him change was October 7 when all his fanbase turned on him.
He also shielded some scum named Britbong when he was distributing CP to people/places he didn’t like, because Britbong sided with him against Keemstar.

Keemstar is plenty easy to own without shielding a CP distributor to do it.

Ethan has a habit of doing the most bottom of the barrel, vile shit, but because he beefs with other vile people, he winds up getting a pass.
 
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He also shielded some scum named Britbong when he was distributing CP to people/places he didn’t like, because Britbong sided with him against Keemstar.
I'm asking because I'm not sure. Did Ethan have any awareness that Britbong was CP bombing people before his endorsement? In any case, it's bad but one is obviously worse than the other.
 
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I'm asking because I'm not sure. Did Ethan have any awareness that Britbong was CP bombing people before his endorsement? In any case, it's bad but one is obviously worse than the other.
Yes. Big (at the time) YouTubers warned him, like Nerd City, and he wouldn’t listen. It was everywhere when people realized who he was siding with.

Mr. Repzion was one of BB’s targets, his discord had been flooded with CP by BB. He spoke up too.

Keem called a timeout to warn Ethan too, but that just made Ethan think he could hand wave it all away.
 
To all the people ITT buying Ethan's crocodile tears bullshit about CPS, 2 things can be true:

1. CPS can be a sadistic arm of the government engineered to fuck with people

2. Ethan is a cynical, hypoccritical worm that wouldn't think twice about doing the same thing to someone else if he thought he could get away with it.

Sorry, Ethan spent the last 5 years associating with people who's politics were insane and nonsensical because they were a bullwhark against the hecking anti-semetic chuds, never once interrogating what the actual beliefs of these people were other than ostensibly pissing off the mean right wingers and throwing red meat to the redditor libs. It wasn't until something he was actually personally invested in became a certified political shitslinging contest, that he was on the ass end of, that he suddenly saw the light, HOW CONVENIENT! Maybe his snark alogs put in the call, maybe not. Maybe they're all faggots anyway, but they're HIS faggots, he built himself up to these people
with this image of the lefty friendly liberal
jew in their mind, it's his own fault that they feel betrayed by him revealing who he was all along.

And frankly? Even if it was a bogus CPS call, haven't we had enough evidence over the years that the Kleins are shitty parents and homemakers? If nothing else hopefully it's a wakeup call for then to focus more on this family they supposedly feel so violated by CPS intruding upon instead of walking in to virtual rakes every couple of weeks chasing content and clout, and setting up some lolsuit against reddit.
 
And frankly? Even if it was a bogus CPS call, haven't we had enough evidence over the years that the Kleins are shitty parents and homemakers?
As compared to what? The average American? The Kleins are whiny, flag happy, and pretty spot on for Jewish stereotypes but they are wealthy, and hire people to handle everything for them. At best you could say a nanny during work hours has some psychological effect on them but I'd argue your average American child getting watched by some ESL is a hell of a lot worse.
 
As compared to what? The average American? The Kleins are whiny, flag happy, and pretty spot on for Jewish stereotypes but they are wealthy, and hire people to handle everything for them. At best you could say a nanny during work hours has some psychological effect on them but I'd argue your average American child getting watched by some ESL flunky is a hell of a lot worse.
I just fundamentally disagree, my parents were checked out at times, but for all the petty keeping up with the joneses nonsense that distracted them from raising me, devoting their time to something as retarded as internet drama was thankfully never an item on that list. And are we just going to memoryhole them neglecting their dog to death like it didn't happen a couple of pages ago? Dogshit-bourne parasite giving the little tykes life-threatening diarrhea or not, that sort of speaks to how out of sorts their home is to me.
 
🤦‍♀️ Why do so many people here want to defend BadEmpanada? He's a batsh!t Stalin fanboy who wishes the USSR won the Cold War & supports radical Islamic terrorism. A person who had a history of repeatedly making pedo jokes on Twitter (....before being accused of diddling or whatever):
It totally, like, owns the libkikes, man. Somehow. Worshipping CPS and some literal tankie communist.
You are just mad because you have the memory of a goldfish, blissfully forgetting how Ethan platformed Keffals, rallied against the forum you were writing on and much much more.
Only thing that made him change was October 7 when all his fanbase turned on him.
You are a miserable dumb faggot who places your grudges above your principles, if you even have any. What the fuck makes you think any of us have forgotten what this kike did?
 
You are a miserable dumb faggot who places your grudges above your principles, if you even have any. What the fuck makes you think any of us have forgotten what this kike did?
IDK, carrying water for him in this thread like some of you are? It bears repeating that all that's come down on Ethan he'd do back to someone else in a heartbeat, so while I don't condone a lone wolf sperg weaponizing CPS regardless of the circumstances, I'm also not going to pretend like this isn't a case of Ethan getting hoisted by his own retard. My sympathy for his family begins and ends with his kids having a tweaker and a retarded horse for parents, and all the baggage that comes with that, all of which is the Klein's own doing.
 
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