Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

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And frankly? Even if it was a bogus CPS call, haven't we had enough evidence over the years that the Kleins are shitty parents and homemakers? If nothing else hopefully it's a wakeup call for then to focus more on this family they supposedly feel so violated by CPS intruding upon instead of walking in to virtual rakes every couple of weeks chasing content and clout, and setting up some lolsuit against reddit.
I was initially inclined to give the snark people the benefit of the doubt and assume they called CPS out of genuine concern. Seeing this empanada guy's behavior after the fact, he clearly just thinks he's le epic troll and wants attention.

That being said, I agree with your point that I can only have so much sympathy for Ethan - he gleefully advocated for bombing an NRA convention live on air and I could easily see him snickering on air over one of his enemies getting CPS called on them.
 
To all the people ITT buying Ethan's crocodile tears bullshit about CPS, 2 things can be true:

1. CPS can be a sadistic arm of the government engineered to fuck with people

2. Ethan is a cynical, hypoccritical worm that wouldn't think twice about doing the same thing to someone else if he thought he could get away with it.

Sorry, Ethan spent the last 5 years associating with people who's politics were insane and nonsensical because they were a bullwhark against the hecking anti-semetic chuds, never once interrogating what the actual beliefs of these people were other than ostensibly pissing off the mean right wingers and throwing red meat to the redditor libs. It wasn't until something he was actually personally invested in became a certified political shitslinging contest, that he was on the ass end of, that he suddenly saw the light, HOW CONVENIENT! Maybe his snark alogs put in the call, maybe not. Maybe they're all faggots anyway, but they're HIS faggots, he built himself up to these people
with this image of the lefty friendly liberal
jew in their mind, it's his own fault that they feel betrayed by him revealing who he was all along.

And frankly? Even if it was a bogus CPS call, haven't we had enough evidence over the years that the Kleins are shitty parents and homemakers? If nothing else hopefully it's a wakeup call for then to focus more on this family they supposedly feel so violated by CPS intruding upon instead of walking in to virtual rakes every couple of weeks chasing content and clout, and setting up some lolsuit against reddit.

I dont know if I agree with you. Ethan has done a lot for free speech on the Internet specifically YouTube. And even people he was "fighting" with he still helped them with their free speech.

Like when he was having that Internet slap fight with aba and preach he got in contact with his lawyer when their channel was threatened and they even made a thank you video about it. Not to mention all the copy right fair use laws he help cement.

I don't really buy the "he would do it to you if given the chance" criticism because his actions prove otherwise.

His biggest mistake and where he started seeing how fucking insane it can get is when he started dipping his toes into the propagandist side of the Internet.

Hasan, twitch CEOs, big tech USA and their talking heads that work for them.

When he started fucking with the propagandist he saw how insane people are when it comes to their ideologies. He started kicking a bunch of schizos and tech companies around and it got super ugly fast and I just don't think he was prepared or knew how ugly it could get because he is a fucking moron.

It's not the same ball park as petty Internet slap fights like he was used to.

And he's learning a hard lesson when it comes to internet crazy.

But that's just my opinion.
 
Somewhat of tourist here (don't keep up with this faggot regularly because he's a faggot). Is him calling out "leftists" a new thing? I recall him being 100% on board with Bluesky-type insanity. He just trying to earn some points because the pendulum swung?

The CPS thing is fucked up but this is a text book case of reaping what you sow. Never get tired of them eating each other alive.

Edit: Not defending him at all, but IIRC, Ethan is the one who got Dankula's channel re-monetized.
 
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And he's learning a hard lesson when it comes to internet crazy.
I can understand wanting to be charitable to a the guy now that he's yanked his head out of his ass on the HQ (Hasan Question), But I tend to disagree that this is anything more than him finally getting a taste of his own medicine.

Also fair enough of on him helping out creators he's had beef with, but let's not pretend the guy is a Free Speech absolutist. He lent his sword to Keffals during #dropkiwifarms, (And then also conveniently turned heel on her when it was socially convenient for himself to do so) and is literally fighting with his own attorneys over his ability to sue reddit into taking down a subreddit that's been mean to him. However you feel about the snarkers, and however unsuccessufl of a venture a suit like that is likely to be, that doesn't paint a picture of a guy who cares about the free market of ideas on the internet.
 
I'm actually pretty disgusted about this, any self-respecting "anti-semite" would NOT have called CPS and let those filthy haram Jewish kids die from poopoo and peepee germs.

Do better leftards!

I don't think it was anon snarker reddit retards that called it in. I guess a lot of kike lovers here are quick to simp for Ethan due to hating Hasan and loving Trump/Jesus.

But agencies like that don't just act carelessly on reports, they have safeguards for vindictive complaints and need substantive evidence and pertinent details, ie: you'd need to know their home address and a lot of other personal details, maybe a glut of snarker terminally online submitting Ethan talking about their dogs poopoo may have triggered an investigation. But I would posit that it was more the ex-housemaid or some mandatory reporter and the likes of Denims and that dysgenic Greek Commie BadEmpretardo are baiting Ethan to get at him and for clout/clickbait.

Same with the police, go make a complaint that someone you know sells drugs, they won't send a swat team to raid some random person that you don't like for having a pound of crack under their bed. Their first line of questioning will be how do you know this and what level of involvement do you have with this person and your motivations behind making a random complaint. I know this is in America, land of the brave, free, chronically retarded tribalism and burger lovin morbidly obese folk, so I could be wrong.
 
I can understand wanting to be charitable to a the guy now that he's yanked his head out of his ass on the HQ (Hasan Question), But I tend to disagree that this is anything more than him finally getting a taste of his own medicine.

Also fair enough of on him helping out creators he's had beef with, but let's not pretend the guy is a Free Speech absolutist. He lent his sword to Keffals during #dropkiwifarms, (And then also conveniently turned heel on her when it was socially convenient for himself to do so) and is literally fighting with his own attorneys over his ability to sue reddit into taking down a subreddit that's been mean to him. However you feel about the snarkers, and however unsuccessufl of a venture a suit like that is likely to be, that doesn't paint a picture of a guy who cares about the free market of ideas on the internet.

Super fair points. Guess the fan of old Ethan is still lingering around inside my mind.
 
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I just fundamentally disagree, my parents were checked out at times, but for all the petty keeping up with the joneses nonsense that distracted them from raising me, devoting their time to something as retarded as internet drama was thankfully never an item on that list. And are we just going to memoryhole them neglecting their dog to death like it didn't happen a couple of pages ago? Dogshit-bourne parasite giving the little tykes life-threatening diarrhea or not, that sort of speaks to how out of sorts their home is to me.
My dog died before kidney failure could take her (a progression of bone cancer). If you evaluated how she had at like 3 occasions ate an entire pan stretch of tin foil because I left the kitchen, or when she ate my toasted banana pepper chicken bacon sandwich from Subway. I'm an obvious Black Lab abuser (forget her hunger gene and how I undid her obesity from my mother's feeding). I also don't know how getting a sick dog means they made the dog make the child sick abusive. It seems reaching.
 
My dog died before kidney failure could take her (a progression of bone cancer). If you evaluated how she had at like 3 occasions ate an entire pan stretch of tin foil because I left the kitchen, or when she ate my toasted banana pepper chicken bacon sandwich from Subway. I'm an obvious Black Lab abuser (forget her hunger gene and how I undid her obesity from my mother's feeding). I also don't know how getting a sick dog means they made the dog make the child sick abusive. It seems reaching.
Were you regularly feeding your dog cheese? Were you letting your dog shit all over your house without thinking to pick it up when you have small children crawling around? Sorry for your loss man but this is apples and oranges to the Kleins situation.
 
Sorry, Ethan spent the last 5 years associating with people who's politics were insane and nonsensical because they were a bullwhark against the hecking anti-semetic chuds, never once interrogating what the actual beliefs of these people were other than ostensibly pissing off the mean right wingers and throwing red meat to the redditor libs.
Sure, but the solution to that is to call him a faggot, hypocritical loser. Or a kike if that's the way you want to take it. I feel like actions should have either proportionate consequences (treat him how he treats you) or you should take the high road and expose his misdeeds. Escilating into life ruination just makes me have to defend Ethan out of principle. He could be a lying, stealing, ugly, grifting asshole, but that's still better than a monster that'd get someone's kids taken from them because of internet beef. The thought someone who'd do that makes me want to fedpost.
 
I actually agree with Ethan's view on Israel-Palestine in that the idea that 'both sides are bad' is entirely accurate. The only reason one side commits far more atrocities than the other, quantitatively speaking, is because of their technological superiority and economic standing.

Asking people to support the 'oppressed' side purely because they are weaker is like saying if the Zodiac killer started beating and torturing Ted Bundy, we should critically support Bundy.

Applying a genuine moral analysis to leftist power dynamics leads you to conclusions like this - it's why I dislike 'centrism' being a pejorative. Particularly when the 'centrist' stance can be specifically reasoned out rather than just being a product of ignorance.

I'd go as far as saying that if you read the history - as in, sitting down with a book and reading history - not Noam Chomsky (who, regardless of his status as an activist and intellectual is not a historian) - your stance on the conflict will probably drift closer to what can be considered a 'centrist' point of view.
 
Somewhat of tourist here (don't keep up with this faggot regularly because he's a faggot). Is him calling out "leftists" a new thing? I recall him being 100% on board with Bluesky-type insanity. He just trying to earn some points because the pendulum swung?

The CPS thing is fucked up but this is a text book case of reaping what you sow. Never get tired of them eating each other alive.

Edit: Not defending him at all, but IIRC, Ethan is the one who got Dankula's channel re-monetized.
Hasan and Ethan used to host a show called leftovers. Hasan's fans hated that Ethan supported Israel and had a wife that served in the IDF and would constantly shittalk Ethan for it. Hasan refused to defend his friend so Ethan left.

At first things were fairly civil after the show ended, but things escalated to where they are now.

Ethan didn't complain about leftists until they started shittalking Israel, in fact he often joined in on the violent rhetoric.
 
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Were you regularly feeding your dog cheese? Were you letting your dog shit all over your house without thinking to pick it up when you have small children crawling around? Sorry for your loss man but this is apples and oranges to the Kleins situation.
Yeah, my dog regularly ate cheese for longer than his dog lived. I was accused of not letting my dog out. She was losing her balance. My neighbor was angry, Demanded shit he didn't need.
 
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While it is more likely that some retard from the snark subreddit called CPS on them. I could see a pediatrian calling CPS on them if he was touretting out talking to the doctor about their puppy shitting on the floor with guardia and now they think their baby has it.
 
I know this might not be the thread for this and I know to an extent Ethan brought this on himself, but

I feel bad for Ethan and Hila Klein.

I have always disliked them, but fuck man worse people are doing worse things. Yes I laughed at the Hila video because its funny but at least I'm not lying to myself that Hila actually killed a gorillion Palestinian children. Ethan maybe gross and talk about poopoo & peepee like every Jewish man I've ever knew, but I don't think he's literally abusing his children by shoveling shit down their throats.

I didn't think it was possible, but I found new people who I dislike more than the Kleins and in doing so have gained empathy for Ethan and Hila. I'm sure they'll do or say something I won't like in the future, but they aren't this bad.
 
I dont know if I agree with you. Ethan has done a lot for free speech on the Internet specifically YouTube. And even people he was "fighting" with he still helped them with their free speech.
Did he though? What did he actually achieve for free speech on the internet? From memory he fought off Matt Hoss thanks to a GoFundMe. Then he just made fun of Ryan Kavanaugh while pocketing the rest of the GoFundMe, after claiming he was going to set up a "FUPA Fund" legal aid project for YouTubers.

Ethan's case established that some reaction videos could be fair use;
The Klein video is arguably part of a large genre of YouTube videos commonly known as “reaction videos.” Videos within this genre vary widely in terms of purpose, structure, and the extent to which they rely on potentially copyrighted material. Some reaction videos, like the Klein video, intersperse short segments of another’s work with criticism and commentary, while others are more akin to a group viewing session without commentary. Accordingly, the Court is not ruling here that all “reaction videos” constitute fair use.
This could help in defending from a lawsuit that can follow a DMCA takedown request. But this did not really change anything with YouTube removing videos in receipt of DMCA takedown requests, and YouTube still automatically strikes and removes videos that receive a DMCA takedown request, and routinely demonetises or even removes channels that receive multiple fraudulent DMCA strikes in a short span. Even for large channels, this can be very hard to get YouTube to reverse. Meanwhile Ethan's been getting his attorney to use the exact same DMCA tactics that Matt Hoss did, on multiple platforms, to censor clips of the show that are getting criticised.

Mostly it seems like Ethan's main achievement was to encourage the post-2017-boom in reaction slop videos, laying the groundwork for all those brainrot TikToks and low quality Twitch streams. Not exactly what I'd call a great achievement.
 
Ethan didn't complain about leftists until they started shittalking Israel, in fact he often joined in on the violent rhetoric.
i still wonder if ethan gets it or not that what happened with hasan is basically a microcosm of whats going to happen to his entire race. ie having went on the fuck whitey train because he thought he could tame and play arabs because theyre retarded, only to end up at their mercy and being constantly targeted by their cruelty. idk if he does
 
For real. All the parties involved in this are so unlikable it's unreal. The empath part of me makes me feel bad for h3 though, involving his innocent kids in this petty Internet slap fights is very scummy. That badempanada guy is such a faggot.
As a parent, I can’t help but feel contempt for the dysgenic genetic dead ends that do this. The Kleins are scummy kikes, but bringing kids into internet slap fights or attacking them as some form of low hanging fruit is fаggоt behavior.
 
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