Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,172 96.1%

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If someone sent me human remains and tried to take my kids away from me, I would be fucking feral, and I would be 1000% justified
Ethan was acting feral before any of that. He's also a very unreliable narrator who's acting like a swivel eyed loon. We have no evidence other than Ethan's own suppositions that CPS was called to "SWAT" him after he livestreamed his own theory that his children had gotten sick from a dog shit strewn house (with ample evidence that his studio at least used to be covered in dog shit). Ethan conviently mentioned the skulls in his response to iDubbz. While I don't disbelieve a sick fuck might have sent him two human skulls as a threat towards him and Hila, I also don't disbelieve he might have ordered the skulls himself and lied about the FBI getting involved, because Ethan lies and misrepresents things all the time and wants to make himself look like a victim. It is fully believable that Ethan may have set this up himself just so he could get more victim ammo, that's how unhinged he is acting.

This is the man who did an exposé on Hasan Piker being an anti-American communist while claiming he thought Hasan was just a liberal making edgelord jokes. Nobody who watches 20 seconds of Hasan would think that, and Ethan did a literal show with Hasan and spoke at length to Hasan about politics. Ethan is not trustworthy on anything to do with this.

What does Hasan and his ilk do? Threaten Ethan's life and family. And nobody's calling THAT an overreaction?
Hasan did nothing of the sort. Hasan is a contemptible human being and Ethan's viewpoints are usually the more reasonable ones, but time and again he manages to make Hasan look reasonable because Ethan is acting like a crackhead crying crocodile tears. Hasan literally has bent over backwards (by Hasan standards) to try and shield Ethan, until Ethan eventually wore him down. I hate that this thread makes me defend Hasan.
 
Shit even drama youtubers are calling this out, you got kuihman, jstlk and chudlogic saying you guys are fucking insane for SIDING WITH THE ADL of all people just to defend ethan / attack hasan
Rare chudlogic W, at best these people are hopelessly naive that carrying water for Ethan won't come back to bite them just like it did when they swept for destiny, at worst they fundamentally don't believe in anything and cynically are siding with Ethan because they think it'll bring in more viewers and donos (bad investment, Ethan is bleeding both by the day).

Like everyone ITT that is rooting for this "redemption arc" for him, they all just conveniently forget the near half decade of him calling them nazis that need to be killed, and that he still fundamentally believes all of that to be true, he's just shifted his focus to anti-Israel lefties for the moment.
 
He does have a talking oven puppet character made of human skin - that might be a Holocaust joke.

I seriously did not make the connection about Hunter's oven character until reading your post. Good Lord, I can't unsee it now.
Yeah he also has a computer character made of human skin.
It's not that deep. To say the oven is a holocaust joke is a serious reach
 
I think he's a lambo driving fake socialist faggot too, I just hate Ethan more, and more than that I hate that him sticking the knife in Hasan only when it was over a controversial political statement that affected him personally, has led to this "redemption arc" for him by faggots like yourself gullible enough to fall for his jew tactics.

Reminder that Hasan's "America deserved 9/11" incident happened when Ethan was still friends with him! And he only thought to bring it up and use it against him after he glorified Israel's 9/11, really makes you think...

I hate the terrorist supporter more than I do the crying Jew. It's really as simple as that.

Just because I think that Ethan isn't overreacting to threats against his family does not mean that I am a fan of his, nor does it mean that I excuse everything he has said or done in the past. I've criticized the dude SEVERAL times over the years on the Farms, and I have NEVER referred to all of this as a "redemption arc."

Ethan made his bed by courting these people for the past 5 years, and I think he's learning a lesson the hard way. As a parent myself, I'd be "crashing out" if these things were done to my family. If you're not a parent, then you are clearly unable to understand it.

Bunch of you are strawmanning this to absurd levels. Apparently I need a disclaimer for every single one of my posts? Fags.
 
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Ethan made his bed by courting these people for the past 5 years
Precisely why I in no way sympathize with him during any of this. If you have it in your heart to empathize with him because you're also a parent, that's fair enough but I think that's extremely naive. Like you say he brought all of this on himself, fucking with people's kids isn't that far outside the scope of what he'd do before this schism with Hasan, and I'm sure if he wasn't on the receiving end he'd be doing similar things to them. In fact didn't he try and fuck with Trisha and her kid recently?

Above all else though, using his CPS situation and his jewish heritage as weapons during all of this is exactly keeping with everything else we know about his poor moral character from before all of this, and yet now people are eating it up just because he's doing it against Hasan. Again fair enough, but I'm not going to take anything you say seriously, you're using Ethans (dubiously) righteous indignation at these lefties (that other than the Israel issue, he fundamentally is still 100% politically aligned with) as some kind of proxy. If that's your prerogative, then fine, but I'm not going to respect any kind of redlines you or Ethan sperg about because I know damn well if he had the opportunity he'd cross the exact same boundaries to fuck with people.

Also to be clear I think Hasan's stance on Israel/Palestine is totally performative, but on balance he's actually tottaly right in all the criticisms he's articulates about the Israelis, even if it's something someone else has fed to him he is cynically using gain clout. You keep invoking "terrorist sympathizer" as if I'm supposed to feel ashamed for not sucking off Israel. If you think 9/11 was done by "terrorists", then I guess I'd agree because I also think the Pentagon, CIA, and Mossad are filled with terrorists. This isn't the early 2000s, I'm not phased by "If you're not with us, your against us" rhetoric. Besides these terrorists are killing Israelis, or dual-citizen Americans, I literally don't give a fucking shit. What happens to them, much like what's happening to Ethan, is due to their own poor choices.
 
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I hate the terrorist supporter more than I do the crying Jew. It's really as simple as that.

Great, theres a thread for that. You dont see me going over to the hasan thread to cry about how ethan is a pos.

Anways apparently ethan and hila klein who love their kids more than anything in the world, even though hila despises and loathes at the thought of having to spend their off days with the kids and usually just shoos them away so their nannies take care of them, spent their newborns birthday yesterday posting endless IG stories, ethan even admitted he didn't attend one of other kids birthday because he was working on the content nuke. Ik those kids are set for life but I have a feeling they are gonna grow up to be the stereotypical LA nepo child addicted to drugs or just fucked in the head.

Above all else though, using his CPS situation and his jewish heritage as weapons during all of this is exactly keeping with everything else we know about his poor moral character from before all of this,
Btw people forget but ethan was doxxing random ex-fans for saying the most minor shit like "go to hell", threatening lawsuits, having his lawyer submit DMCAs over 1 min clips on reddit, etc etc all the fucking shit the people defending him including youtubers (including fat ethan) would lose their minds over and was sacreligious like going after advertisers and trying to mimic the youtube adpocalypse on twitch all happened BEFORE THE CPS CALL OR THE SKULLS BEING SENT..

Ethan is the aggressor in just about every situation, yet he cries when he doesnt get what he wants, ethan has no one to blame but himself. The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

Ethan doesnt care about anyone but himself, he is a selfish retard and will ruin many people's lives including those who are not involved just to satisfy his fragile ego, Like who do you think an adpocalypse affects most? you think the rich content creators cant weather it? ofc they can they are already filthy rich, it's the small unrelated content creators who get fucked over the most and ethan doesn't fucking care one bit, not to mention hes working with destiny the sex criminal and dan saltman his ghislaine maxwell to do this. At the end of his seemingly endless destruction, he will still be a 100 millionaire.. He doesn't need your fake tears.. People defending him like I've said before sound so fucking SOY, think about his kids, I too have a child BITCH THIS IS NOT A DAYCARE stfu

he might have ordered the skulls himself and lied about the FBI getting involved,

btw the whole skull story is just suspect af, they had a skull inspired collab with TF during that same time, the skulls WERE IN STOCK available to purchase after ethan revealed that he was sent skulls, he said he returned them as follow up once it was exposed as being in stock to purchase and even recently hila revealed something they buttoned out regarding the skulls, i'm not sure of the exact timeline but apparently what the button missed removing gives a conflicting timeline of events of what was originally stated.


Now ask yourself.. would ethan be the type to lie about this? To use this to fan the flames so his sycophant fans do his bidding? Hmm surely ethan would never ever lie about something like this.
 
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recently hila revealed something they buttoned out regarding the skulls, i'm not sure of the exact timeline but apparently what the button missed removing gives a conflicting timeline of events of what was originally stated.

Is this just their show now? Going on air to review streams by people they have beef with and crying about how anti-semetic they are? No fucking wonder they're losing subscribers, this is fucking garbage. On the timeline of the skulls though, that really makes things interesting, it was my understanding that the skulls showed up a few weeks after the CPS shit, why wait to reveal that and pretend you got it later than you did? Something is very fishy about that whole situation and I doubt we'll ever get to the bottom of it, but if you take what the Kleins have to say about it without at least a grain of salt, you're a retard.
 
Is this just their show now?
yes

also, LMAO


btw heres that chud clip, i think its apt


I will say the retards sucking ethan off are part of the ecosystem and help create these amazing clips of Ethan absolutely losing his mind by essentially feeding him this lie that hes based, so thanks for the laughs.

Wow, Ethan. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you
 
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Thats the other thing about the DeOrio/WillyMac H3 lovefest: It's fucking boring. I brought this up in the Kino Casino thread, but the last month and a half of nonstop Idubbz coverage by everyone was insufferable. There's barely enough content there for one stream of unique takes on the situation, much less near daily streams on the subject. Yah, we get it, he's a cuck, how dare he snake Ethan and the state of Israel, Ethan's so right, the left IS anti-semetic (It's 2025 and we're still doing "Actually the Democrats are the REAL racists!" horseshit?)

All this sweeping and cocksucking is even more than they ever did for Destiny, and I can't wait for it to be thrown back in their face when Ethan exercises the Samson Option over something indefensible in the near future.
 
btw the whole skull story is just suspect af, they had a skull inspired collab with TF during that same time, the skulls WERE IN STOCK available to purchase after ethan revealed that he was sent skulls, he said he returned them as follow up once it was exposed as being in stock to purchase and even recently hila revealed something they buttoned out regarding the skulls, i'm not sure of the exact timeline but apparently what the button missed removing gives a conflicting timeline of events of what was originally stated
I haven't been following this (I'm not a masochist), but is there any actual evidence as to who ordered the skulls? Like has some redditfag taken credit? Has there been any receipts? Anything from the company at least hinting towards who it was? Has Ethan come out with anything definitive?

I mean, why should we assume that Ethan wouldn't just lie about this? The only people who have benefitted from the skulls so far are Ethan and Hila. Now that the skulls have been sent, Ethan and his meatriders can present the drama as being more than just retarded internet slapfights and actually being about le heckin REAL LIFE TERRORIST THREATS!!1!!1! Or, in other words, Ethan now has the perfect victim card to portray his haters as le evil jihad terrorists while ignoring any real criticism. It's also a story no one can really question without being accused of antisemitism or being some hasan-worshipping sandnigger, so it would be extremely easy to lie about. What an awfully convenient turn of events

Obviously I have no evidence that Ethan ordered the skulls himself. But nonetheless, the story stinks to high heaven and it's telling how quickly such a narrative was accepted by the den of snakes and grifters coalescing around Ethan's marbled feet to suckle clout while they still can

Thats the other thing about the DeOrio/WillyMac H3 lovefest: It's fucking boring.
I stopped watching deorio months ago over this shit. It's like commentary 2 girls 1 cup, just a group of fat autists regurgitating the same thing over and over into a big communal vomit-bowl before ceremonially drinking from it to begin the cycle anew
 
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he said he returned them as follow up
I've never heard of a scenario where someone had something sent to a third party, and that third party was able to get in contact with the seller to return it after they had already opened the package. I could be wrong, it just seems like a scenario where the seller would say its a done transaction and the skull are their problem. Why return it at that? That troll is just getting their money back, they could have signed and sold them to own the haters or something. It seems weird, but I'm genuinely starting to be on the side that the skulls were Kayfabe.
 
but is there any actual evidence as to who ordered the skulls?
no theres no evidence other than ethans conflicting stories which he routinely backtracks just like the cps thing.

This is not the first time ethan has done this, its how hes always operated.

Heres an old article about from some brand manager saying ethan wanted them to manufacturer a story about how he was a victim of antisemitism to get him out of hot water.


Ethan also was called out in the past for utilizing some deranged doxxer/swatter/pedophile in the past against the commentary community. So it's funny when he cries about bad empanada being platformed when hes done the same in the past if not worse since the guy ethan platform britbong was apparently posting CP in discords to get them shut down among other fucked up shit like fake dmca claims etc. From what I've seen all bad empanada does is posts deranged tweets/instagram stories just like ethan does.

its funny ethan cries about twitch so much yet bad empanda is on youtube lmao, hes banned from twitch. maybe ethan should call out youtube instead.


Hes talking a page directly out of his mossad handbook, its always how hes been even with gokanarus vid on him. cry to his youtube reps to remove vids that criticize him, lie to his audience to weaponize them against those who criticized him, pearl clutch over someone criticizing him and then do the exact thing he's clutching his pearl over to attack them. Ignore any valid criticism and just lie your way through it

Like with the noah samsen thing, he made a vid on ethan, ethan without even watching says hes going to sue him, sends him a retraction demand letter along with mutahar co-signing it that amounted to toilet paper and then falsely accused him of being a rapist.
 
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Ethan also was called out in the past for utilizing some deranged doxxer/swatter/pedophile in the past against the commentary community.
Honestly completely forgot about Ethan lending his sword to britbong. As far as I'm aware he never even acknowledged any of the well documented shit about him, or apologized for platforming him. Just kept his mouth shut on it til enough people had forgotten about his retarded little spat with Keemstar and moved on. Worked on me I guess lol,

I'll say it again for the Beauty Parlor bitches that want to morally equivocate over the CPS call (Justified) or Skulls ("Whatcha Doin Rabbi?" tier false flag), THIS is the guy you feel is less morally reprehensible? I get it, Hasan and his friends are annoying fags, but Ethan is a manipulative kike that will constantly use underhanded and unethical tactics, all for ultimately inconsequential gay internet drama just to get his way. For the first time in his career he's faced .01% more criticism and pushback than he normally would (Post Matt Hoss lawsuit that is) and it has driven him completely insane.
 
Ethan posted an Instagram story criticizing Matt Bernstein, a makeup artist and Breadtube friend who made a video about “antisemitic panic”.

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Matt Bernstein responded with this on Twitter.

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Ethan posted an Instagram story criticizing Matt Bernstein, a makeup artist and Breadtube friend who made a video about “antisemitic panic”.

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Matt Bernstein responded with this on Twitter.

https://x.com/mattxiv/status/1930009706325770336


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Even putting aside how easy it is to inflate hate crime statistics within these agencies, anti-Jewish ones in particular because any kind of anti-zionist protest is lumped in there with too; What does Ethan hope to accomplish here?

You think yelling at people, threatening to sue, deplatform, or otherwise ruin their lives is going to make that statistic go down?
 
Ethan posted an Instagram story criticizing Matt Bernstein, a makeup artist and Breadtube friend who made a video about “antisemitic panic”.

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Matt Bernstein responded with this on Twitter.

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So his “content” is just constant victim posting now? It’s a good thing his audience and defenders are unrepentant retards, or he might have to actually make content some time.
 
I got some more breaking news on the Ethan Klein front, apparently Anisa was planning to have him walk into a freezer and freeze him solid and then open the door in front of Hila where she would then watch as the Ethancube would slide out of the freezer and shatter into a million pieces right in front of her.

Its genuinely a massive shame what happened
 
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