Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Very Big Hat]

The craziest thing about Ralph is he has literally no one that can pull him aside and try to talk sense to him.

If 1/10th of what Ralph has gone through in the last year happened to me, I would have my wife, my friends, and my boss all staging an intervention to try and save my life.

He is literally Eric Cartman made flesh. It's crazy to me.

This story is not going to end well at all. I really hope Meigh's been recording blackmail on Ralph for her own sake, she needs to get the fuck out immediately.

 

[WutangLee]

"Y-your wife is fat and you changed your name...."

Yeah well you're 5'1 and fat, you're a tradLARPing nothing who's never held a job in his life, you lived with your mother well into your 30's, you have an alcohol/pill/gambling addiction, you're a sex offender that leaked the fuck tape of you huffing the shit from an 18 year old girl's asshole (exposing your three inch cock and impregnating her in the process as well), you shacked up with a pedophile horse, you got beaten by that pedophile horse's tranny friends, you doxxed every single one of your supporters because you don't know the difference between CC and BCC (after lying to them about the severity of the countless security breaches occuring across your site), you impregnated your horse and have spent the past eight months crying online about needing a "legal fund" to gain rights to see your first son all the while taking at least four trips to Vegas to piss their money away and finally.... FINALLY.... You flew 1500 miles across the ocean to sit in a fucking hotel room eating Burger King to spite a former cohost whose sister you threatend to rape, one that carried your water for far too fucking long.... AND AS SOON AS YOU STEP OUTSIDE YOU GET BEATEN TO SHIT AND HAVE YOUR FUCKING PURSE TAKEN.

Ralph couldn't handle PPP and Josh, how the fuck is he going to handle Jim?

Let's see it, Mr. "Gold Standard In Bloodsports". Let's see what you've got.

OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET. YOU'RE A MASSIVE FUCKING FLAGGOT.

 

[Niggernerd]

Andy has become king of bloodsports in the end. The retard phoenix really did rise again.

 

[Christorian X]

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Is this the end of Ralph and Gator too?

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“I wish him luck in his future endeavors.” That’s breakup language right there.

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Open season on Ralph has been declared. It's like a wounded pig has fallen into piranha infested waters. In the next 24 hours everyone is going to take their shot at him.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Nah, it's going to the Final Pillstream. Either he just keeps drinking and popping till he drops or he keeps getting more and more rageful till he has a heart attack on air.

I have a feeling Ralph is never coming home.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'd rather be frying the rice with Jade than be with that horse hybrid.

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I'm sure Jim got exactly what he wanted with Jade; a decent looking, big tittied Asian girl to watch anime with.
Has Ralph gotten what he wanted with a loli-loving, gender fluid horse?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Even

If he did, would he listen?

He would probably beat the shit out of Meigh for "getting out of line"

 

[JustStopDude]

Even

If he did, would he listen?

Well this was a guy who was recorded stinkingly telling his bed ridden mother to take an Uber to dialysis so yeah...not sure anyone could really talk sense to him..

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm sure Jim got exactly what he wanted with Jade; a decent looking, big tittied Asian girl to watch anime with.
Has Ralph gotten what he wanted with a loli-loving, gender fluid horse?

He'll keep the jersey devil legend alive with the birth of his demon child v2

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I'm looking forward to Ralph's next stream.
IAH MADE JEW JIM YOUD BE NOTHIN WITHOUGHT ME AND DA KILLSTREEM TELL EM GATOR...Gator?

 

[beautiful person]

Wow and damn, in the time it took for me to go get smokes and pick up a pizza, Ralph went after Jim which gave Gator the spine to finally cut ties. January 2022 might go down in history as the most eventful month in the Corn Harvest

Metokur turning on Ralph on the very last day of January is the perfect bookend to a very kino month.

 

[Mikoyan]

Now that I think about the opening strats from Ralph, I thought of one that would've been better. He should've renewed the old whine about Jim 'abandoning gamergate', rather than just YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME.

That would really resonate with the like dozen people that give a fuck about the Autism Holy War nearly ten years later.

 

[AnOminous]

Then that fat fuck probably shouldn’t have bought himself a purse in the first place.

Imagine being a tiny little manlet. Five feet tall. Like an utter midget. And having a purse. And then going abroad apparently unaware that you were advertising yourself as a weak faggot by being a fat midget with a purse.

 

[Lazy Man]

"Imagine having a fat Asian tub-o-guts as your woman."

Ironic seeing as he looks Asian now he can't open his eyes more than a squint.

 

[Blackhole]

Imagine being a tiny little manlet. Five feet tall. Like an utter midget. And having a purse. And then going abroad apparently unaware that you were advertising yourself as a weak faggot by being a fat midget with a purse.

And then you get your gnome ass kicked in and teeth knocked out by some meth addict,who then steals your man purse and sells it for half it's retail value. What a failure.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Wow and damn, in the time it took for me to go get smokes and pick up a pizza, Ralph went after Jim which gave Gator the spine to finally cut ties. January 2022 might go down in history as the most eventful month in the Corn Harvest

The Gunt photo was in January too, right?
It's really not his lucky month.

 

[AnOminous]

Ironic seeing as he looks Asian now he can't open his eyes more than a squint.

Poor poor Gunt.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

JEM DAT AYYYYLAWGGGGG

 

[Lou Reed's Dead Parrot]

"Imagine having a fat Asian tub-o-guts as your woman."

Ironic seeing as he looks Asian now he can't open his eyes more than a squint.

His hair also makes him look like the butch school cafeteria lady who accidentally blew up the meatloaf.

 

[Far Queue]

Why would you bring another mans wife into it when you married a hagraven is a sign that he's inept and incapable of self reflection.

If Ralph were capable of even a modicum of critical self reflection this board wouldn't exist right now. You may as well be asking why the crow caws or the dog barks.