🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

Lol it's a category 5 now.

Does that crack shack even have a foundation?

 

[Westfalia]

I hope the Rage pig is too stubborn to evacuate. Then the only person left in the Knoxville photo will be JuJu

 

[Elmo]

I hope the Rage pig is too stubborn to evacuate. Then the only person left in the Knoxville photo will be JuJu

Tardski is still roaming free and doing quite well for himself.

EDIT: Sorry, I thought we were talking about this photo although Dax is absent:

 

[SargonF00t]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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Ralph needs to remember that if Chrissie Mayr weighs more than him, that is largely because he is 5'1" and she is a normal height for a woman, like 5'6" or something like that.

 

[Elmo]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?


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[REGENDarySumanai]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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This aged quite well. Of course this fake tough guy would hide himself from any form of danger. He's such a hysterical woman with the bitch tits to match.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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The Gunt should worry about finding shelter, rather than tweeting the a-logs. But of course, he's stupid.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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He's taunting the demon...

 

[Near]

No e-celeb died to a natural disaster before, Ralph. God knows when someone is too famous to die in a way plebians do. That is why you can stand in front of a hurricane and nothing will happen.

 

[deeman]

Wait he want Chris Chan to do what with him now?
Congrats to Ralph for coming out of the homo/autism/trans-closet.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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The hurricane decided to call Ralph’s bluff

 

[Sammich]

The hurricane decided to call Ralph’s bluff


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lol, lmao even.
he's probably right, it will be cat 1 before landfall, but stranger things have happened, this is a very very early cat 5

 

[AltisticRight]

Does that crack shack even have a foundation?

Yeah, it's called Ethan Oliver Ralph.
Because he's fat with quadruple titties.

Fat deadbeat irrelevant piggy in Mexico wants to fuck Chris Chan and wants the demon he summoned to suck his pecker.

he's probably right, it will be cat 1 before landfall, but stranger things have happened, this is a very very early cat 5

Da hurricanes are BIG FANS OF THE KILLSTREAM BABEHHH.

 

[4090 Chad]

Stupid kiwifags, when will you ever learn that Hurricane Chris has nothing on Hurricane RALPHAMALE?

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The ralphamale does scare

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The ralphamale does scare

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What a coward.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did he find a new hooker?

 

[Lidl Drip]

The ralphamale does scare

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Leaving his cats behind to weather the storm by themselves and to get fried in the tin shed if the power goes out and the AC shuts off. He really is such a fucking terrible piece of shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If his whole streaming set up gets hurricanes can he afford another shitty Alienware PC?

 

[Null]

The ralphamale does scare

I sat through multiple cat 5s as a literal child LMAO

 

[Seafarer]

This nigga is the biggest pussy in the universe. He’s fleeing his home like a scared little piggy with his tail tucked between his legs, yet is taking gay pictures like this thinking he is some sort of Hunter S. Thompson badass LOL.

I sat through multiple cat 5s as a literal child LMAO

What will make this even funnier is if Hurricane Beryl really does downgrade to a category 1 by the time it hits Merida like Ralph said it would, but the damage is still done by further revealing what a cowardly lying little faggot Ralph is. Just constant cosmic felting for the Ralphamale.