Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Joey Caruso]

Happy 800, y'all!

Ain't it funny how he's basically been in holding patterns since at least 300 pages ago? I could've sworn I saw some of the exact points made here made about a month or two ago, just take out Persona 5 and replace it with Yakuza. Oh yeah, and still not even one of the rival girls functions all the way.

This is like a classic case study in software engineering failure, aspiring game developers could take a long hard look at Alex and save themselves from 80-90% of the problems that would cripple a new game's development.

Never change, Mahan.

 

[Keystone]

...so is Alex hoping that everyone will forget that he promised Osana will be finished this month?

Yup. I'm looking forward to his long, needlessly verbose and faux-intellectual explanation as to why she isn't finished later this month.

 

[Hui]

I want more cringe music videos personally.

 

[Orhahine]

800 pages and Alex still hasn't cleaned up his act.

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

800, keeping it strong people!
Every time we get closer to finally make Eva fall!
We only have to...do nothing and wait for him to get angry at his fans for not making him enough mons and saying he won't work without pay, that will...probably be the day he dies with a last scream of rage in reddit.
(I know this is mostly fftopic:, I got late to the 800 pages party.)

 

[LucasSomething]

I want more cringe music videos personally.

Is this bad cover edgy/cringe enough? At least i laughed.

"DONT messs with the Yandererere ♪♪"

 

[Lackadaisy]

Is this bad cover edgy/cringe enough? At least i laughed.

>No Simple Plan
>No "My Immortal"

smh damn kids

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

I think I figured out why Mulberry likes drawing Dev with breasts now

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

That feel when you learn that police in Japan can hold suspects for up to 23 days for a confession, but the police force in Yandere Simulator lets Ayano go after an afternoon and a 'rock-solid alibi' that is never explained.

 

[tortoiseshell]

Ah, the Kickstarter. Part of me expects that date to be when this project crashes. I'm just curious as to who in their right mind would pay to play the mess.

 

[Luigi]

I don't think it will fail miserably, he is taking so long to start the kickstarter that his teenage fangirls will probably have a job by then.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

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Ah, the Kickstarter. Part of me expects that date to be when this project crashes. I'm just curious as to who in their right mind would pay to play the mess.

So, he's basically saying a big 'fuck you' to the Patreon donors?

"Thank you so much for donating every month for years to help fund and develop this game. However, I don't have time for any rewards for you guys. I'm sorry, but you're not as important as one-time Kickstarter donors."

 

[MagneticTowels]

So, he's basically saying a big 'fuck you' to the Patreon donors?

"Thank you so much for donating every month for years to help fund and develop this game. However, I don't have time for any rewards for you guys. I'm sorry, but you're not as important as one-time Kickstarter donors."

No wonder Mike Z said he wouldn’t hire or work for YandereDev

 

[milkshaky]

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Ah, the Kickstarter. Part of me expects that date to be when this project crashes. I'm just curious as to who in their right mind would pay to play the mess.

Part of me won't be surprised if his amount of Patreon donors drops after this, but part of me will be surprised too, considering his fans.

 

[princess13456789]

 

[Accel_Rider]

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We need a Mike Z version of this.

 

[A Sign]

So sometime this month Revscarecrow of Vinesauce will youtube stream YS, He has not played it since I think the Ayano invites Kokona over cs.

Wonder how it'll go.

 

[Trombonista]

We're now approaching the yaoi page, so let's post some Yansim- actually, let's not post Yansim yaoi.

 

[Raccoon99]

So sometime this month Revscarecrow of Vinesauce will youtube stream YS, He has not played it since I think the Ayano invites Kokona over cs.

Wonder how it'll go.

he'll most likely just take an unbiased look at it while going "where are literally the new features" and just use stupid easter eggs. Really at this point i feel Yandev doesn't have a good grasp of scheduling and programming priority and just adds in stuff to appease the youtube crowd while going "stoooop giving me emaiils about the gaaame you fantards, it's stressing me out so hard that i can't get any ｗｏｒｋ done on the game!"

 

[PurpleFoxx]

@Accel_Rider you forced my hand... lol