Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

It was said before but it bares repeating. Yansim woulda been better if it was just a visual novel.
No shitty hitman gimmicks.
Maybe some mini games to make it less boring. Hell he could get mulberry to do the art so he doesn't have to steal shit.
Cause all the game boils down to is "Horror story with you as the monster"

Thats the result of using Unity

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Thats the result of using Unity

Unity is just an engine like any other, there are plenty of good games that use it.

We are one day away from the end, so the next dose of art will be final. Funnily enough, exactly near the end this contest has a massive influx of new works, because you can get more likes in two days than in two months obviously. However, there is something else I'd like to point out - this motherfucker has thrown 5 works with foot fetish, even though this contest is clearly dominated by children. "Call me Rin; I'm a small Anglo-Franco artist specializing in adult art. Most of it contains foot fetish / tickling / bondage / DiD themes, for a mature, open-minded audience, 18+ only." You guessed it - no mature tag on any of that shit. Classy!

But anyway, here is your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

Spoiler

Here is that foot fetish shit, I am not posting the other 4.

This is literally traced models from the game.

I hope it's joke, not some other "artist for open-minded people".

Very original.

"Ban me Celeb" - ok, this one is a troll.

In stitches!

 

[The Marauder]

However, there is something else I'd like to point out - this motherfucker has thrown 5 works with foot fetish, even though this contest is clearly dominated by children. "Call me Rin; I'm a small Anglo-Franco artist specializing in adult art. Most of it contains foot fetish / tickling / bondage / DiD themes, for a mature, open-minded audience, 18+ only." You guessed it - no mature tag on any of that shit. Classy!

Why is it just normal art, but with highly detailed feet? That’s somehow weirder than just doing regular foot porn.

 

[doz]

I’m pretty late but in his 7th year blog post it was pretty funny how he called yandere simulator a “platform” instead of a “traditional game” like his game is roblox or something

 

[Dead Memes]

I’m pretty late but in his 7th year blog post it was pretty funny how he called yandere simulator a “platform” instead of a “traditional game” like his game is roblox or something

I guess we can add comprehensive modding tools to the list of features that he wants, but is too lazy/incompetent to add.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Why is it just normal art, but with highly detailed feet? That’s somehow weirder than just doing regular foot porn.

My guess is otherwise it would be just some feet of some anime character and this motherfucker wanted to make them strictly between "YS character art" and "feet" to get lunch money from some remaining YS fans.

I guess we can add comprehensive modding tools to the list of features that he wants, but is too lazy/incompetent to add.

Why though? I thought people has been modding this shit for years. It's just Unity with premade assets and spaghetti code.

Well, boys and girls, the contest is officially over.

I want to thank everyone who's walked this path with me. More than a month ago, when I posted daily dose of art for the first time, I though it would be a chore, but to my surprise, it was actually pretty entertaining, so I hope you had as much fun as I did. Without further interruption, here is your final daily dose of art! Enjoy! (has some sick shit, so be careful)

Spoiler

Everything is broken, but tits are there, that's how you know it's YS fanart.

It's like Tim Burton with even more autism.

BLEACHED.COM

Here is that fucking drawing of the nurse I was talking about. It was posted at the start of the contest, so I'm sure the author was working on it beforehand.

This one is fresh, no pun intended.

These hands...

I am sure children on this contest were SHAWKD when that fuckhead spammed contest with guro...

Why is it always head, just why?

EDGE

Well, just like the rest of the game.

Oh, God...

Sounds sexually charged.

You can fucking tell that it was made by a child.

CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

Guess, Osana's been spending too much time in a cooking club.

 

[The Marauder]

I’m not gonna immediately assume people that draw this gore are toxic, because they’re just drawing what the game is about.

Here is that fucking drawing of the nurse I was talking about. It was posted at the start of the contest, so I'm sure the author was working on it beforehand.

This, however, is really fucking bizarre. Yandere Chan isn’t even involved in this! Why did...

Oh wait there she is. Why does she take up so little space?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I’m not gonna immediately assume people that draw this gore are toxic, because they’re just drawing what the game is about.

This, however, is really fucking bizarre. Yandere Chan isn’t even involved in this! Why did...View attachment 2060419
Oh wait there she is. Why does she take up so little space?

I rather wonder why her head is so big, even though she is so far away. Probably, because otherwise you would have even harder time noticing her.

 

[The Marauder]

I rather wonder why her head is so big, even though she is so far away. Probably, because otherwise you would have even harder time noticing her.

Fuck, how did I not notice that? The artist was so focused on the torture porn they forgot how perspective works. I like these art pieces that look okay at first, but get worse the more you analyze it.

 

[BATMAN]

him calling the game a "platform" is his admission that the game will never be finished.

why does this come as a surprise to anyone, in the leaked emails or whatever he said himself that he has "never read a book on programming" - and people expect him to somehow create a working bugfree game

 

[Cast Away]

him calling the game a "platform" is his admission that the game will never be finished.

why does this come as a surprise to anyone, in the leaked emails or whatever he said himself that he has "never read a book on programming" - and people expect him to somehow create a working bugfree game

Man's expecting his game to be the next Minecraft or some shit

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ok, I've promised you a little insight into how this contest works, but before that I need to confess - I am that guy, who made tlou2 edits and CWC stuff. No, I didn't try to "take Alex down", I just uploaded an edit of some very old meme, that I made in Paint in 10 minutes or so and couldn't stop after that. I didn't want to come out about that, since I didn't want asspats or praise. Account has no real info, was registered on a burner mail. I regret nothing - making those shitpost made feel the best I've felt in months. Hope, you'll understand.

Anyway, back on topic. Many of you may think, that troll submissions from month or two ago are all gone and accounts are banned. Well, it seems, that it's not the case. When you submit your work to the contest, it gets this badge:

And this tag:

However, jannies can take it away at any moment without any clear reasoning behind it. I mean, all of my works were obvious shitposts, but some weren't taken down ever, when other that had characters and shit were taken down regularly. But that's not the funniest part - you can just edit your work's features and submit it to the contest again! I've done it so many times that I can't even remember the exact number. Sadly, many good trolls just abandoned their accounts the second after they uploaded something and didn't reapply, so we can't surely say the exact ratio between dang dirty troll works and TRUE and HONEST fan works.

But don't think your works can't get wasted by mod team. My second submission and edited version of it got forcibly set to private mere hours after they were uploaded.

I still can't wrap my head around the reasoning behind this decision. Trolling? Well, my entire gallery there is trolling, but this happened only once. "Doesn't have YS characters"? Well, many chalice memes and just "Original OC donut steel" are still there after two months. Hell, every work by this artist has been submitted to the contest and they are still there, despite being just a cross between anime and real people. "Edited existing work"? Hah, nice one. This website promotes this, so I don't think the problem is in originality.

But that's not even the most mind boggling thing about this contest. The way they handled "Mature content" tag on this contest is just beyond any comprehension. First, there is not a single word about blood and violence in the rules on the contest page, neither "blood is allowed" nor "blood isn't allowed", just nothing. You may think that they should've specified that, considering the graphic nature of YS, but no. Secondly, even the guidelines for submissions are strange as fuck. There are three gradations: all ages, light sexual themes, mature content. Yep, second one doesn't have a word about blood and violence, just skin exposure and light sexual behavior. And I though that since this happened:

Yep, I've got that tag for a simple, one-colored blood without gore and gaping wounds, which made me wonder why would they agree to hold this contest in the first place. But then I'd seen this:

Are you kidding me? How is this not mature content then?! But wait, there is more:

There is even severed head in the background and a pantyshot! And that's not the only case, the contest is full of works with blood and other shit. And since users can put Mature tag on their works by themselves, it looks even more ridiculous.

Ok, it's ambiguous with blood, but it should be pretty clear with sexual themes, right? Well...

Somehow this work got shitcanned, even though the only thing that is touched there is a glass of milk and everyone is dressed. And of course it gets worse:

Not sexual.

Still not sexual.

NOT. SEXUAL.

This is literally tits with blood!

I don't fucking know anymore...

And of course that feet loving motherfucker, who I've mentioned before. Just out of curiosity, I've tried to report them and see if anything happens - nothing. Add to this, that to see works with that tag, you need to specify DOB in your account details and switch "show mature content" to yes. The problem is you don't have to do this - if one of your works has this tag, you view it and see other works with it as "related works". Basically, any child, who would get this tag for drawing a simplistic blood could then see something like that nurse with melted face. This contest is basically a bigger version of Alex's discord, where minors are exposed to all sorts of shit.

Also, there is one funny detail. Let's just say, I got into a little altercation with one user and was HEAVILY INSPIRED by her work, until one day I've noticed this.

That's right, other users can edit tags on the works that don't belong to them! You can literally destroy someone's chances to get noticed. Imagine if someone really nasty decided to fuck with Alex and his contest.

Now to the contest itself. At this moment it has 3278 submitted works, which on itself is pathetic for "A popular game that has reached over 10 million downloads worldwide!". I don't have the exact numbers, but let's say I've been posting roughly 15 pics a day in this thread for 44 days plus 50-60 posted before plus some I've saved later. It's almost 800 troll entries. A quarter or more of this contest belongs to trolls! However the rest of the contest wasn't exclusively YS art, there were OC's, some unidentified anime characters etc., so true and honest YS works may be having around 2/3 of the contest. And what's left is really, really unoriginal, it's either another edgy Ayano, Osana, that other bitch that Alex will never implement or Megumi. Someone said that Alex uses this contest to get free material for his game, well, tough luck then. Also, from the level of works it's obvious, that they were made either by remaining underage fans of YS or by artists, who tried to expand their audience, meaning that this contest brought no new fans for YS and only proved for 100th time that the majority of its fans are children.

In his contest announcement Alex said "and when people from Medibang approached me, I said "yes, please". Well, there are so many things that point out it is bullshit. Look at the contests list. Do you notice something?

Yep, our boy Alex is listed as the sole sponsor of this shitshow and I doubt that if Medibang wanted to hold his contest so bad, they couldn't pay for it themselves, like they do with the rest of them. If that wasn't obvious, the prize is literally merch for his game (that he probably wasn't able to sell) and "your OC in my bugged beta build", when Medibang usually just gives a monetary prize.

Speaking of which, how generous is Alex, if he loves these contests so much? Let's find out! 1st place is 3 steaming pieces of merch, 2nd - two pieces, 3rd - one, other shit doesn't count since you'll get no royalties from it, only shame and regret. That means 6 pieces of merch is the prize pool. How much money is that? According to merch shop from Alex's "Yandere Simulator Merchandise!" video, the most expensive piece is pillow case for $55 and the least expensive is a mug for $14, which means that the prize pool is somewhere in between $330 and $84... Yeah, doesn't sound very exciting, especially if you look at what Medibang pays their winners. The most recent Flower contest has 50 000 yen x 3 winners and 10 000 yen for 5 winners, which is 200 000 yen i.e. $1813,15. Recent My Secret society contest had 50 000 x 1 winner and 10 000 x 5, which is $725,26.

And I'm not even talking about other companies, who held their contests on Medibang.

And if it wasn't enough, Alex didn't bother to mention this contest once after the announcement!

But maybe I am wrong, maybe the mere existence of this contest reignited the interest in YS? Here are Google trends for the last 12 months. The black line is August 2020 when Osana was "released", the red one - the start of the contest. Something tells that this little spike was caused by me searching for references for my shitposts.

If you look at trends for the last 5 years, it's even sadder. The black line is June 2016, when the red one is start of the contest.

You may say "but there is a spike, so it's not a complete failure" and you would be right if not for one little thing - before that contest the wave of shit against Alex was at it's lowest since the Discord speedruns began. He wasn't forgotten, no, but people really lost their interest in fucking with him and thanks to that contest there are now hundreds of new troll memes, that would've never been made otherwise.

Alex literally spent 300 bucks just to get a ton of new chalice memes! Congratulations!

 

[The Marauder]

If Medibang had the common sense to run their fucking website right, they wouldn’t have partnered with Alex.

 

[whatarebirds2]

There is no way that Alex is going to elect a winner himself, another party has to sort out the utter trash.
Knowing him and how his fragile ego combusts seeing bad art, especially from kids, really makes you wonder what he was expecting in the first place.
Maybe he'll sweep the contest under the rug, except for 4 pieces of free art, just to never mention it again.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There is no way that Alex is going to elect a winner himself, another party has to sort out the utter trash.
Knowing him and how his fragile ego combusts seeing bad art, especially from kids, really makes you wonder what he was expecting in the first place.
Maybe he'll just sweep the contest under the rug, except for 4 pieces of free art, just to never mention it again.

He will have to work with 1st and 2nd place winners, otherwise it all is gonna blow up in his face. It will be funny if the winner will have true and honest desire to put fat black trans-lesbian into Academy and Alex will have no other options, but to suck it up and follow through.

 

[The Marauder]

There was a blog post a couple days ago when the art contest ended

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2021/04/05/the-results-of-the-medibang-art-contest/

It’s April 5th, which means that the submission period for the Medibang Art Contest is officially over! So, what now? Will the contest winner be announced immediately?

Nope! Apparently, MediBang has a process for this type of thing. Here’s the timeline that was presented to me by MediBang:

April 6~11: MediBang’s employees will manually check every single entry to check for plagiarism and discard fraudulent entries.

April 12~18: MediBang’s employees will contact the artists who passed the plagiarism check and confirm that they actually respond to communication (it would suck if the winner of the contest is someone who never responds to the “You won!” e-mail from MediBang).

April 19~23: MediBang will select about 30 entries and send them to me, so that I can select the top 3 winners.

Late-April~Mid-May: MediBang will prepare the result announcement page

Mid-May: The results are finally announced!

Although this timeline is a little different from what I imagined, it looks like Medibang is being extremely thorough about making sure the contest results are as legitimate as possible! I’m very thankful to them for taking care of this, so that I can continue to keep my focus on the game.

In my most recent video, I said…

In just a few days, we will arrive at the 7th anniversary of Yandere Simulator’s development. I fully acknowledge that it’s unusual for a game to be in production for such a long time. It’s a subject that I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about, and I’d make a video to share my thoughts with you. That video will probably come out shortly after I announce the results of the MediBang art contest, which is ending on April 5th.

…now that I’m aware that I can’t announce the results of the art contest until the middle of May, I’ll probably release my “thoughts on working on Yandere Sim for 7 years” video sometime in April, instead.

How did he not know this before

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How did he not know this before

Well, considering the amount of fucks he was giving about this contest in general, I'm surprised he remembered when it's going to end at all. This is his involvement with TinyBuild all over again. "Well, we think the development is going to take at least... - WHY IS MY GAME IS STILL BANNED ON TWITCH?!"

 

[Peru oso donas]

It will be funny if the winner will have true and honest desire to put fat black trans-lesbian into Academy and Alex will have no other options, but to suck it up and follow through.

In that case he will probably say the winner was a deep op gremlin agent and block them.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

He will have to work with 1st and 2nd place winners, otherwise it all is gonna blow up in his face. It will be funny if the winner will have true and honest desire to put fat black trans-lesbian into Academy and Alex will have no other options, but to suck it up and follow through.

Nah, I don't think this character will be brought to 'life' properly at all. He'll throw in a new student from the asset pack, slap on the closest asset pack hair, and call it a day.

 

[The Marauder]

How much do you want to bet that picture of the nurse with her tits out will end up winning