Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Bgheff]

Kacey said his hand "accidentally" touched her butt and Chris loudly proclaimed his accident, in front of kids passing by and whatnot. The Emily date has several highlights.

Chris: Yeah... you mi- you don’t mind if I t- if I, uh, have my hand on your shoulder?

Emily: Uh, not for too long…

Chris: [chuckles] "Not for too long".

Emily: Okay... not- not for too long

Chris: [chuckles] I mean, I guess I should keep my hands to myself and behave, right?

Emily: Yeah, you should probably do that.

Chris: I mean, I'm just trying to be friendly.

Emily: [nervous laughter]

Chris: But, you know, not- but you know- respectful- touch you gently on the shoulder or the back-

Chris: Yeah, I guess… anyway here's the Spencer's.

Emily: Oh...

Chris: If you like looking at the, uh, naughty stuff-

Emily: [quickly] No, I'm not into that.

Chris: Not yet anyway! [laughs]

If Chris does this shit on a first meeting, I'll bet he did more and worse to Megan.

 

[bradsternum]

Yes. He also kissed Kacey on the cheek and she got an infection from an allergic reaction that was quite painful for her.

Jeez! I didn't realize that . . . he kissed her on the cheek, and she got an infection? Wow, that says a lot about Chris's hygiene right there.

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

Totally agree, and not only that but we had a member who met him like a week ago and reported he didn't smell particularly odd, so either he was caught on one of the few days he takes care of his hygiene or he showers more frequently these days.

 

[CWCissey]

Yes. He also kissed Kacey on the cheek and she got an infection from an allergic reaction that was quite painful for her.

Jeez! I didn't realize that . . . he kissed her on the cheek, and she got an infection? Wow, that says a lot about Chris's hygiene right there.

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

Didn't Marvin see the rash?

 

[Marvin]

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

Totally agree, and not only that but we had a member who met him like a week ago and reported he didn't smell particularly odd, so either he was caught on one of the few days he takes care of his hygiene or he showers more frequently these days.

It's possible, but generally, he smells pretty bad regularly.

Jeez! I didn't realize that . . . he kissed her on the cheek, and she got an infection? Wow, that says a lot about Chris's hygiene right there.

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

Didn't Marvin see the rash?

No, I didn't see the rash. I would say that a lot of the talk about how disgusting Chris is and he just spreads rashes and skin problems constantly is kind of exaggerating. I mean, he isn't that good at hygiene and he's pretty childish in that way. But I think Kacey might've gotten some sort of skin problem from Chris because she has sensitive skin.

 

[Satoru182]

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. Kacey exaggerating.

Totally agree, and not only that but we had a member who met him like a week ago and reported he didn't smell particularly odd, so either he was caught on one of the few days he takes care of his hygiene or he showers more frequently these days.

I think he was even nastier in the classic era, now in the tomgirl era AND after so many comments on his personal hygiene he may be taking better care of himself. Bathing at least once a week or something. It would be virtually impossible for Chris to not realize people reaction to his poor hygiene on his few but regular interactions be it buying at walmart or eating at macD.

 

[bradsternum]

I think he was even nastier in the classic era, now in the tomgirl era AND after so many comments on his personal hygiene he may be taking better care of himself.

Ehh...

 

[Hasharin]

I think he was even nastier in the classic era, now in the tomgirl era AND after so many comments on his personal hygiene he may be taking better care of himself.

Ehh...

Wal-Mart selfie was the worst.

 

[Satoru182]

Well age is playing a part here too, but, when he was younger he looked like he was encased in grease, now he seems to bath more regulary because of tomgirlism.

 

[Lil]

Wow, harsh words, ass patter. Sure there are plenty of girls out there like what you describe but they won't come near Chris. Money isn't worth hitching yourself to someone whose lifestyle is as unhealthy as his. All Anna's doing in this is trying to ingratiate herself by wishing they could "go back in time." Even if she's just buttering up to Chris, and doesn't mean it, it's a pretty stupid thing to say to a guy who constantly whines about wanting to go back to high school.

She's so unattractive that she has a significant other in her life and is absolutely happy with him, if rumors are to be believed. She's already better off than a certain Waterboy whose Facebook profile claims "In a complicated relationship." Chris has no 'taste,' he'd be fine with just about any girl.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Wow, harsh words, ass patter. Sure there are plenty of girls out there like what you describe but they won't come near Chris. Money isn't worth hitching yourself to someone whose lifestyle is as unhealthy as his. All Anna's doing in this is trying to ingratiate herself by wishing they could "go back in time." Even if she's just buttering up to Chris, and doesn't mean it, it's a pretty stupid thing to say to a guy who constantly whines about wanting to go back to high school.

She's so unattractive that she has a significant other in her life and is absolutely happy with him, if rumors are to be believed. She's already better off than a certain Waterboy whose Facebook profile claims "In a complicated relationship." Chris has no 'taste,' he'd be fine with just about any girl.

This.

EDIT: also, about waterboy, what can you spect about a snob who criticizes classic books just to feel smarter and raise his selfsteem??

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris has no 'taste,' he'd be fine with just about any girl.

Chris would be fine with a man, as long as you told him it was a girl with a penis.

 

[Holdek]

Where is this from? It's not a public post, and I don't think the private post leak has been updated since greater than Sep. 1.

He can list dates, shit about card games and video games yet not once during the rant did he say what exactly Megan was overheard saying to Snyder.

Why is Anna playing dumb? She knows who Megan is and most likely has read the e-mail exchange where Megan told him to back off.

She wants to stay in his inner circle ( ) in order to keep goading him into doing lulzy stuff and getting inside drama and lulz.

Anna drives trolls and Christorians crazy because she's doing all this stuff to benefit herself while posturing as a legit white knight. Really I think once one accepts Anna for what she really is, and if anything this over-the-top "you go tom girl!" should make it obvious, one stops getting worked up about her.

She ass pats for the same reason any other troll would.

 

[Dr RobotDick]

Where is this from? It's not a public post, and I don't think the private post leak has been updated since greater than Sep. 1.

It was a public post, but either Chris deleted it or switched it to private in the past day or two. Someone with full access to his account would have to tell you which one actually happened. I'm guessing that some of the people he tagged didn't appreciate being publicly associated with his maniacal ramblings.

 

[Holdek]

And yet Chris finds another reason for me to want to slap him and Anna. Anna's response is one of the most disgusting ones I have ever seen. So she finds it shameful that Megan used her yet him drawing porn of her to keep him from raping her is ok? What the ****?!

This makes me want to make a blog on fucktards of the internet and make it all about Anna to show that if you thought Chris was delusional, meet his female counterpart.

I don't think Meg was even really 'using' him, either. She asked him to get some stuff for her on eBay but wasn't she always willing to pay him back, essentially just needing him to make the online transaction?

Nah, she was using him, and was leading him on too.

The point is that drawing porn of her and uploading it was completely disproportionate in terms of damage and so can't be justified.

And the stuff about her conspiring with Mimms, Lucas, and Snyder is insane.

 

[CatParty]

And yet Chris finds another reason for me to want to slap him and Anna. Anna's response is one of the most disgusting ones I have ever seen. So she finds it shameful that Megan used her yet him drawing porn of her to keep him from raping her is ok? What the ****?!

This makes me want to make a blog on fucktards of the internet and make it all about Anna to show that if you thought Chris was delusional, meet his female counterpart.

I don't think Meg was even really 'using' him, either. She asked him to get some stuff for her on eBay but wasn't she always willing to pay him back, essentially just needing him to make the online transaction?

Nah, she was using him, and was leading him on too.

The point is that drawing porn of her and uploading it was completely disproportionate in terms of damage.

And the stuff about her conspiring with Mimms, Lucas, and Snyder is insane.

but how much was she leading him on? wasn't she just being nice to him because of her experiences with her brother?

 

[Marvin]

He can list dates, shit about card games and video games yet not once during the rant did he say what exactly Megan was overheard saying to Snyder.

Why is Anna playing dumb? She knows who Megan is and most likely has read the e-mail exchange where Megan told him to back off.

She wants to stay in his inner circle ( ) in order to keep goading him into doing lulzy stuff and getting inside drama and lulz.

Anna drives trolls and Christorians crazy because she's doing all this stuff to benefit herself while posturing as a legit white knight. Really I think once one accepts Anna for what she really is, and if anything this over-the-top "you go tom girl!" should make it obvious, one stops getting worked up about her.

She ass pats for the same reason any other troll would.

I don't know about that. I don't know if I can believe that Anna is trolling. Like, I guess if she really is trying to troll, she's really bad at it.

I mean, consider her posts about Megan. It's not like anyone is going to believe Chris' retarded beliefs about Megan. So with her posts encouraging Chris' Megan bullshit, she's not achieving anything.

She doesn't asspat for the same reason other trolls would. Other trolls actually achieve something.

 

[CatParty]

i wouldn't say she's trolling in the sense of trolling chris outright. she's trolling everyone. i bet she likes watching us rage at chris's stupidity.

 

[Holdek]

Lol, bent up. Doesn't it bend down?

Down? All that bends down is only his duck.

Kim keeps trying to talk sense.
Too bad the other people in the comment thread are false-whiteknight-twolls with serious brain injuries. They probably can't stand how she is fucking up their little scheme...by being sensible.

What's their long term goal? To gain Chris' trust then use it to launch some huge troll operation or something? Seems like all they're doing is stroking his ego.

To encourage Chris in his delusions so that he does funny stuff.

 

[Donald Duck]

Nah, she was using him, and was leading him on too.

The point is that drawing porn of her and uploading it was completely disproportionate in terms of damage and so can't be justified.

And the stuff about her conspiring with Mimms, Lucas, and Snyder is insane.

Used him as a middleman to buy things on ebay maybe, but she did pay him back I recall. I dunno about leading him on though... I do believe she only offered him a genuine, if awkward, friendship and anything more is entirely from Chris' own delusional fantasies embellishing what was going on. Chris is the kind of loser (loveshy?) who would take any friendly gesture from a woman and translate it as "she's totally flirting with me!"